>Be me
>Looking pretty good almost fit smell good
>Get on bus
>Blonde qt3.14 gets in bus
>Choses to sit next to me although other seats are not taken
>She must of noticed the gains lmao
>5 min pass by guy gets up gets off the bus
>She immediately switches seats
>Mfw
>Probably not making it
Help me brehs, whats wrong with me?
Post failed mires
hhaha jokes on you, i never got mired so i never got failed mires
hahaha
haah
hha
NGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
>>39826871
No mires are better than failed mires my friend
>>39826884
>Be me. Busdrivermode.jeg
>See beta cuck fuckboy with -1 gains hop on bus
>See qt blonde giving fuck me eyes via rear view mirror
>Qt blonde moves closer to the front of bus cause she smelt -1 gains and she wants to holler at a real 1
Mfw Im dyel but still pull
Feelbad.gif for -1 gains as he is visbly shook
Oh my bad this was a successful mire.
Anyone know good exercises for someone who had spinal surgery?
I'm not allowed to lift of anything involving my back (obviously). I don't know what i can do to too keep me not-fat.
Like your lower back or anything at all? Can you do chin ups?
Hodge twins have fucked backs and they lift and make gains. They're on roids but earlier videos they may not have been. Stop crying before you've even started you anus
>>39826837
>I don't know what i can do to too keep me not-fat.
Eat a healthy diet
You dont have to exercise to not be fat fucknuts
>>39826860
full back, scoliosis with titanium implants.
6 months into my 12 month recovery, and can only do things with my limbs.
Let's complain about our shit gyms here.
>tiny
>always stinks
>one squat rack which is always in use by teenagers curling
>sometimes owners forget to unlock the door, so you have to wait outside for an hour
>forget to turn heating on so it's -5 fucking degrees and you're shivering while lifting
>broken equipment
>total shite but keep raising membership price
yes I'm mad
>non-adjustable benches with 2 pegs
>to start a set I have to either sacrifice all back tightness to unrack from the top peg, or spoto-press it out at neck-level from the bottom
>full of pajeets
>am a pajeet
>>39826771
Good thing back tightness is totally unnessecary for bench press
Do you drink it?
Do you think its bad for you? If so, why?
>>39826526
Yes.
In reasonable amounts it isn't bad and might have some minor health benefits. The trouble starts when people drink a ton of coffee and/or use it to hide the fact they're sleeping like shit.
>>39826544
I have never had coffee before in my life. Do I really need it? Everyone gives me looks when I say I don't.
>>39826571
try it, if you like it then go for it. Caffeine can be handy for training and is good for headaches
Welp got turned down hard by a girl I've had my eye on for a long time
What exercise will help me overcome?
Deadlifts.
It depends
Is this the first time you've worked out and been to this board, or are you already into fitness?
>>39826431
Am already into the whole lift heavy stuff up and put it down process.
After 1 year of training i'm glad to post my result.
I should start dieting asap, i skipped the whole diet thing because of work and university.
What do you think /fit/?
>one year of training
>no diet
>looks like shit
Lmao
This board will flame you for all sorts of stupid reasons because they're all repressed homosexuals.
But more to the point, you look great and should only put on more muscle if you feel like it, but you don't need to.
>>39826275
He didn't train. It's evident from the 'no diet' part. Training implies that you put in real effort and watch your diet and macros.
The """progress""" he made speaks for itself.
>tfw to intelligent to cut
This is actually true.
I'm going so shit in my summer holiday uni classes in Australia because I'm cutting on 1,800 calories and lifting on PPLxPPL.
I'm getting lean but fucking hell I just don't feel like studying in a calorie deficit.
>>39826182
>cutting before 1/2/3/4
Just eat maint if you're fat
>>39826214
>Just eat maint if you're fat
Probably the worst advice ive seen on /fit/
https://www.nfpt.com/blog/a-germaphobe-visits-the-gym
What the fuck is this shit? I'm so fucking sick and tired of this shit. I work out at my university gym because it has amazing equipment and it's cheap.
But the downside is that it's full of young women. I mean, it's nice eye candy and all, but it's not worth it. The women complain constantly and now the staff go around policing their bleach policy. There are bottles of bleach everywhere, and wipes, and we're expected to scrub every machine/bench with bleach after every use.
There is no scientific basis for this. I could sweat all over you, even take a fucking piss on you, and you wouldn't get sick. This isn't an operating room, we're not rubbing open sores on this equipment, and we're not eating off it. Human skin is awesome protection against germs. If you get someone else's sweat or oil on your skin, you're fine.
I'm not a stuck-up princess, so I don't give a fuck if I make contact with sweat from someone else. I find that most of the men in the gym don't care either. I mean, we play contact sports... honestly, I don't give a fuck if a few drops of some other guy's sweat get on my shirt. I'm gonna shower after working out anyway. Furthermore, I don't want to LIE IN A FUCKING PUDDLE OF BLEACH. I'd rather get sweat on my skin that constantly be sitting in bleach, WHAT THE FUCK.
I want to fucking slap these stupid cunts. Look, bitch, if you can't handle the thought of touching something that might have a stranger's sweat on it, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN A PUBLIC GYM???
Women are fucking insufferable. My school has "womens' only hour" at the gym, we need a mens' only hour. They cause so much trouble when they leave the kitchen, holy shit.
your /r9k/ is showing tone it down
>>39826147
I know, but it really is a 'womens issue'. My dad is a prof, and my brother went to the same school. They say it was never like that before. Women really do ruin everything.
I know how she feels, personally i would just wear sweatpants, gloves and a hoody to avoid contact with other peoples sweat and to avoid getting my own sweat on the equipment but that might get to warm for some people.
Achievable without barbells or machines? AKA: heavy adjustable dumbbells, bench, pull up/dip bar and belt
>>39826067
Fuck yeah dude just stay consistent
>>39826067
Dumbbells and body weight exercises are all you really need.
There's some exercise that can mimick pretty much any that requires a machine or barbell.
Squats and deadlifts will be harder to replace, but you can still do alternatives.
>>39826070
>>39826078
Sweet thanks. All I really ever wanted is a swimmer type body that looks good in clothes. Been cutting for a year and was worrying that switching to barbell for bulking was 100% required for my goal.
what would you call this body type /fit/?
>>39825945
cop
Just flub my shit up.
The existing
Mfw someone curls in the squat rack.
Hahaha, am I right guys?
You're like 8 years late with that meme
>>39825684
>some autismo OHP'in 1pl8 in the squat rack
>walk up to him and ask to work in
>start squatting the 1pl8
i sure showed him up
>>39825692
People are still doing it though ?
Worst supplement related experience?
>>39825445
Once I took a multivitamin and made mad gains.
drank a bunch of friction to go lift
projectile vomit during 110lb DB row
some guy stepped over it and said "get it together man"
>>39825454
i take multivitamin so i dont have to eat fruit or vegetable lol. i hate that stupid taste of grass
Need some budget lifting foods suggestions GTFIH (UK based)
>>39825431
roids are legal
>>39825431
porridge m8, and baked beans,
>>39825431
Gomad
What are those pills in the pic?
Questions that dont deserve their own thread
as the weight im lifting for curls increases, im noticing pain and weakness in my wrists. Feels like theyre right on the verge of injury; like just holding a pizza box with one hand is about to strain something
i think the weight, while correct for my arm workout, is getting a bit much on the wrist for stabilizing and keeping straight.
Should i get some kinda brace? should i use the brace to work out? Im already wearing gloves since the knurled part rips up hands, but im wondering if even just an elastic thing for compression could alleviate some of the strain on keeping the wrist straight; at least until its worked up fine at this weight
Is that a good idea? anything to look for? where get?
Swimfag here, any tips on how to do flip turns correctly? I try to aim my head down and not move my arms, but I still end up going sideways when I do my flip.
Is German Volume Training effective for a single lagging muscle group and keeping most everything else about a routine the same? For example, my chest (BP) is lagging. Can I do GVT for chest and keep on with my usual routine for the other groups? Or is it something you have to commit your whole body to for it to be effective?
storytime faggits
>be me 5'8 beast showing up to the gym
>look at my power rack
>some 6'0 210lb nerdfag inside it
>2pl8s racked on the bar lmao
>no other racks are left so i walk up to this guy
>he unracks the bar and starts quarter rep squating
>lmao this fagit
>once hes done i ask "yo u mind if i work in bro"
>"y-yeh sure man go ahead"
>i rip off a plate either side and ATG 10 times for warmup
>i see this bitch in the mirror snickering behind me
>oh_thats_its.jpeg
>"aight im done warmup, u still resting from ur last set"
>"yep go ahead"
>then i slap on 3pl8 and do parralel (cant do atg with 3pl8) but still lower than him
>he is just looking at me with no emotion
>lmao i rack the weight back up
>"u want me to remove some of this heavy weight for you"
>"nah bro its cool, 2pl8 was my warmup"
>then he unracks the 3pl8 and drives his hips back like lowering a deadlift
>then raises hips back and does this like 3 more times
>"lol nice standing hip thrusters dude"
>he just looks at me and walks off to the other power rack that someone else had finished with
lol
>>39824877
>>be me 5'8 beast showing up to the gym
Stopped reading after that.
I already know this story is made up because manlets aren't beasts.
>>39824888
lol trust me u would know im a beast once u read the story of me BTFO'ing this cocky manlet nerd
>>39824877
lol nice dude, its good to see other manlets like me showing other dudes who the real alpha males are