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Haven't bought steroids, but I have bought quite alot of drugs from darknet.
From my experience using the darknet is alot safer than buying from some shady guy or your friendly local dealer.

If you haven't been on there yet, it's just like Ebay with their ratings.
You can ussualy view how many order they've handled, a positieve/negatieve review score, average order volume.

If you already knew this, Im sure you already the anwser to your question.
Buying stuff from darknet is pretty safe, if you're not an idiot.

>BRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>39837290
>BRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFEEEWEEWEEWEW

>>39837248
>my question is should i get on a diet and pack some weight
What do you think this means

You want to gain a bunch of fat, for what fucking purpose?

>>39837275
well i don't want to hurt my body with the exercise repercussions when i'm this fucking skinny

Start working out as you bulk, or you'll end up a skeleton with a gut.

>>39837135
How is hair like this still a thing? Does is hide baldness well? I don't get it.

It's literally an Asian twink boy haircut.

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Let's un-gay this thread shall we boys?

>lean over
>kiss wife
>grab some ass too
>wink at mother in law who I hate who is and old fashioned Rambling retard who thinks holding hands in public is inappropriate
>no seriously this dumb bitch covers her eyes during sex scenes on pg-13 movies that have been edited for tv and screams about it being "a red film"

It's pretty easy dude

gf

>>39837076
>tfw gf didn't want to spend new years with me
Good thing I dumped her ass

A few more cakes shoved in my face and I'll be there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

>>39836825
Middle is best

>>39836870
Not according to women

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In for patience

>>39836813
>patience

That's my favourite squat cue.

nn lads and lasses.

>>39836857

Reminder that a reminder of this nature is exactly what the reminder is seeking to eliminate.

:^)

>>39836718
Bump

>>39836718
You don't actually get any of the cardiovascular benefits of training in a high altitude environment, it just allows less air to enter your lungs.

I don't know how it might affect control of your air flow, but long term it will definitely cause your friends to abandon you and fellow gym goers to think you're autistic.

it only looks fucking retarded

become a bubbly water salesman

>>39836354
Find Hafthor Bjornsson, convince him to go back in time and impregnate your mom.

Proper diet and exercise

eat bananas and veggies/fruits
drink water
buy a jungle gym and use it

>>39835728
and fling poo x F

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why do gorillas look like wojack

They look the same except
>Superman is confident and heroic
>Clark Kent is awkward, clumsy and cowardly

so I guess personality really does make a difference

It's because Superman is the obvious genetic alpha male.

Look at Clark Kent. Glasses? Literal genetic garbage.

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>>39835585
Clark Kent;
>Timid
>Yes Man
>Glasses
>Shit fashion sense
>Beta orbits Lois Lane
>Wimps out at slightest provocations and always mysteriously "Disappears" (Runs away)
>Doesn't exhibit any desires to stand up for himself
>Did I mention he's a fucking pussy?
Superman;
>Strength to destroy entire continents and civilizations
>Uses strength save them instead
>Dark, tall, and mysterious
>Smartest man on planet
>Stands up for what he believes is right, doesn't take shit from anyone
>Wears form fitting/skin tight suit to show off gains
>No homo with Batman

It's clear which is the superior specimen for the purpose of procreation.

>>39835234
It has less to do with the physical and more to do with the mental

Its about not being addicted to either porn or jerking off.

Jerking off in and of itself is not harmful. Its being addicted to it that's shit.

And porn is shit. Don't watch it.

Nofap is refusing to do a basic bodily function.

Noporn is different. Porn desensitizes us to sex and vaginas and whatever. Notice how, the more you jerk off to porn, the more bizarre your taste becomes? It's because you're not desensitized to that stuff yet.

>>39835266
Dubs of truth. It is ok to jerk off once in a while. Its much more satisfying to jerk off when you aren't addicted to it.

Also I am this guy >>39835250

>>39835183
Well I don't even own a bed, so me I guess

>>39835183
delete this faggot

>>39835183
its weird, i was working at a festival where we slept in tents, where as my backpain was severe. But after sleeping in the tent for 1 night it felt sooo much better

Lifts:

Bench 215x5
Squat 285x5
Deadlift 330x5

Weighted Pull Ups - 90 pounds for 3 reps
Seated Dumbell Press - 75s for 5 reps
Rows - 2pl8 for 6

>>39834760
*braaap*

>>39834760
*BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

*BBRRRRRRTTTT*

*PPPPPTTTTTHHHHHH*

oops sorry anon :3

By the time it becomes a factor, you've already succeeded.

Why do you guys ask this question every single day. I'm fed up of these troll/autism threads.

Look, one day you will be dead who gives a fuck if you had an average peen or a giga porn cock. If it bothers you that much just kill yourself but either way no one on here is going to give you a real answer.

Women obviously prefer a larger Penistone to a certain size that isn't too big and you just have to accept this but it isn't that important just like you wouldnt dump a woman if her purse wasn't the perfect tightness

>>39834855
Even if not, if you're just showing your penis to people, there's a good chance you have the confidence to fuck whatever

>>39834575
>if calories in should = calories out, how come you still poop?

Because the human body is not a perfectly efficient machine.

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>>39834575
>and when you poop and let the poop dry you can light on fire?

>>39834575
You're telling me you don't eat your poop? That's what "calories in, calories out" means.