How do I get a body like this?
>>39850041
ATJ Lučko
>>39850041
Try lifting the weights in an upward direction
>eat over maintenance
>barely train
Please be trolling https://youtu.be/VwqTlUpXAsk
>>39849547
Wow, nice bait, you actually got me to sift through your shitty vlog.
Nothing looked inherently wrong in the video, and I didn't see any major misinformation. If some kid wants to post video progress of his workouts, let him, you don't have to fucking watch lmao.
>>39849591
This. Op is a cunt.
>>39849547
>Assisted pullups
Are you serious? Oh my fucking god haha
Why oats?
>>39849509
They're cheap and filling.
But so is every whole grain.
Oats aren't magical.
>>39849555
No.
>>39849509
Easy to cook and add things too.
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Pity bump
>>39849278
11:30 yet bro
>>39849278
>Trump is about to take office
>Posts a Democrat
Do you even know where you are?
if you knew that your godawful nose was the one thing keeping you from being 8+/10, would you do it?
that's literally the one big problem with my face. my sister had one and she looks way better (I'm a guy).
I've already done everything I possibly can - years of bulking and cutting I'm now shredded and fairly aesthetic.
>>39849151
I'm very tempted to desu. I look good mostly everywhere else.
>>39849173
Keep in mind that if you fuck up you will end up Michael Jackson-tier. Pretty much the lowest tier, bro.
If you do it, go to a talented plastic surgeon like Dr. Rizk. It will cost more than a more general plastic surgeon or a Dr. who you may find locally. He has a background in art (which all plastic surgeons should be required to have) and he actually sculpts the cartilage and opposed to just cutting pieces out/off and stitching the nose back together and hoping it heals well. Just look at his results compared to others. I'm not a shill, I've just done my research.
I'm fucking tired. I will never gain weight. Something must be wrong with my body. I'm still skinny. I will never be Bruce Wayne-Tier
>>39849088
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
>>39849088
Youre no longer justified to laugh at fat people who think they can't lose weight.
>>39849091
go back to b?
Was he the 1800s version of Zyzz?
Just look at those natty aesthetics
>>39849067
>>39849067
Do women even like big pecs?
>>39849082
traps could use some workk
without going to the gym, how do I get from this---
>>39849017
to this
---to this?
Pretty sure we have the technology...
I have lumbar scoliosis, can someone tell me what exercises could help me to improve my back?
>>39848972
deadlifts will straighten your back by brute force
Ew this pic is fucking gross fuck off with that shit!
>>39849024
>>39848974
help op or fuck off
I work 12 hours a day. No time for anything. Wha's the best way for a skinny busy man to become regular build?
I'm not asking to go full muscle, just regular healthy boy-tier. I have no time to go to the gym or eat special stuff.
>>39848922
also, I want to build the natural way. No sterpid and bullshit shakes.
Just tell me how I get build at home, after work.
I can only afford to eat my regular daily shit.
Is there a chance? Or am I hopeless?
>>39848922
Situps, pushups, pullups and dumbbell workouts for a year.
Do it everytime you come back home agter work. 1 hour per day.
You are not aiming very high so I think you are good to go with this routine.
And EAT!
>>39848946
ok thx
>Fight Mayweather, they said
Too much time away
>doesn't stand a chance against any male fighter
>>39848861
What did she do during her time off tho?
>>39848868
On her period
>not doing Bridge Press Kickover Snatches
C'mon now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fevYBwMqQig
I can safely say I cannot do that.
impressed
>not doing 135 lb Barbell Bent Press
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbOMVlj2YF8
Why not just do the Benchpress deadlift squat barbell curl tricepextention millitary press and then you only need to work out one day in a week since you hit everything at once
How
>>39848702
Stone mask + GOMAD
>>39848702
become a vampire and steal some swole guys body
>>39848710
>>39848745
Should I also buy a road roller?
What is your main source of protein each day?
Shake? Eggs? Fish?
my bf semen
As much from food as possible - eggs, chicken, turkey. Protein shakes when needed.
Legumes, Seitan, Vegetables.
6'5 234lbs
Why the fuck does so much fat build up in my thighs?
I know that I'm overweight, there's no denying that. But why the fuck doesn't my fat spread everywhere as opposed to just my belly and thighs?
I've got a thin-ish face, this arms, and (compared to my fucking thighs) legs.
So what gives? Why aren't I like other fat people and have a bunch of fat around my belly instead of in my thighs?
I've got the fucking silhouette of a T H I C C girl.
>>39848482
Shitty genetics.
>>39848498
Is it curable? Do I just need to keep losing weight?
>>39848511
no shit retard