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Salem mode.

Be a very powerful warlock who gets punished.

>>39847780
>A cat is fine too.

Anyway i think it's like this

>Fuck cat pussy xF
>Eat the blessful food my slave gives me x3(?)
>Be a little bitch xF
>Play with the toy i had since i was a small kitty x1
>Hunt some mouse manlets x1
I think it's like that

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>>39847780
dyel mode

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lets take a closer look shall we

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>>39847770
Lets get a bit closer

>>39847761
Stupid moose faced cunt tried for a comeback but got KTFO and can fuck off back to obscurity.

>>39847438
As much as sex does

>>39847438
how much did he pay? hes clearly ugly

what site do they cam on?

>>39846444
you are a liar, unless u have autism i dont know why you would want to go from healthy to unhealthy

You don't actually know what you want and I can assure you that if you go back to your old lifestyle that you will become even more depressed than you are now.

The reason you feel the way you do is because before you were delusional and living in ignorance. You didn't really know what you were doing to your body, you lived from high to high. Unhealthy nice food being one and video games being the other.

Then one day you got bored of that and decided you want to chase th aesthetics lifestyle because you wanted to become muscular and lean because you thought it would attract tons of women in your life.


Then you realised being /fit/ isn't all it's cracked up to be. You're still a male after all, disposable. You're also competing with guys who are on drugs that claim natural, so if you're truly natural it makes you look bad by default. Not to mention you're a man and as a man you still need to take the initiative in sexual relations with women.

Finally, you've come to the conclusion that lifting and maintaining a healthy diet isn't worth the effort for what you get out of it.


But the harsh reality is you've already taken the iron pill. You can't ever go back. You'll never truly enjoy being your old self again, no matter how miserable the new version of yourself is.

>>39846444
You are only as happy as you make up your mind to be.

Angie has really fallen from grace

of course! i am an avid gamer, and, uh..

>dat face

fucking hell how long have I been on this god forsaken shithole of a site

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is running for 500 cals in 35 mins good?
right now it's what I'm doing on threadmill 3 times a week (I don't go out now because it's too cold)

>>39844735
What is the distance? What is the pace?

>>39844735
using I do 30 mins, split in intervals of 2 mins:
>interval A is 11.5km/h at 0.5% incline
>interval B is 13mk/h at 3% incline
that makes it like 6.2km in 30 mins
during the remaining 5 mins I run slow as fuck so that I end up at 500 cals

Stop this. I'm a manlet myself and we both know being manlet sucks ass

>>39842387
Doesn't suck ass for me, I still bang taller girls regularly. Gotta improve my own gene pool, you know?

I can proudly say that even though I''m a manlet, I'm taller than Putin

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>>39838734
>mfw I've heard it can worsen tinnitus

>>39838734
Enjoy smearing that nasty shit on your face.
I put that shit on my scalp daily and I hate it, couldn't even imagine how disgusting it would be on my face.
Thankfully I have a great beard.

>>39838742

Stay mad, baldy

>>39833987
and you don't have to use it on your head (is optional), after making sure you have a colder body, get out, clean your body of the left water and go straight to bed and good night, you can thank me tomorrow.

I usually do these after workouts (that happen to be very late) So ice-shower before bedtime is godtier. I do it differently tho, i begin with cold and stay minute or two then i switch to very hot and back to cold. I always end with hot water and that shit leaves me so relaxed i fall sleep no problem.

>>39833987
I do cold showers after the gym. Is this an OK replacement for ice baths?

>>39828962
thanks mom

>>39828962
this is a good thread OP.

post more.

for you

its called a mirror

>>39850466
But mirrors don't work that way. If he was taking the picture head-on then it'd still be on the same side

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>>39850377
This is all a scam to give some glimer of hope to unattractive men, so they remain as perfect worker drones.

Nobody prefers ugly men, you should go outside sometime.

Women do not know what they want. They tell you what they want and it is the exact opposite.

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sounds like she is just talking out her ass without a single source other than herself

probably too ugly to get hot guys so she justifies dating ugos

Waste of time. Learn to eat proper macros and count Cals.

>>39850297
Why is it a waste?

>>39850236

>70% fat

lol.

stick with the bro keto(ie not actually keto) with 40-50% protein intake.

At least then you can actually not turn into a skinnyfat skeleton.

>>39850165
> nuts
> pb sandwiches
> basically any oil
> pasta

nigga this shit isn't hard

Is this only a little higher than 2.5? Why is the belt so high up? Theres no way thats even bodyweight.

>>39850177
>Nuts
>Cheap

Nigga stop buying 250g peanut $1 bags from Dollarama. Nuts aren't cheap

BAN HIM MODS MODS MODS BAN BAN BAN

>>39850201
What's up anon?

>>39850212
not anything fit related so it seems