>that first sip of the day and too intelligent to lift posts will become a lot less frequent but not die out completely
>CHAD HEIGHT FACE FRAME posts will remain as frequent as they are now
>The general consensus on /fit/ will shift away from strength/powerlifting towards aesthetics/looksmaxing
>Can't stand this cunt and blackpillcomics will be the next big memes on /fit/
>Rich Piana will make another series that'll be as popular and memeable as Bigger By The Day was
>Janoy will have another encounter with rich pinna of some sort (either calbartion or slapbox)
>Janoy won't compete in the March show he says he's doing
>Eric Kanevsky and George Austers will be the next big fitness celery yootoobers
>Zyzz will still be dead ;_;
Sounds like good predictions, especially the aesthetics/looksmaxing one.
In line with that, I think autistically counting calories will make a comeback
> r9k continues to shitpost about being a loser with no gf, further dragging down the board into a gutter of wallowing in self pity
This board is the best hope for incels to improve their station in life, but not if they refuse to change their shit attitudes.
>>39888316
>10000x10000
nigga ain't nobody clicking that shit.
How much are treadmills lying about the calorie count /fit/ ?
Is there a way somewhere to correctly estimate the calorie spent on treadmill, given speed, incline etc?
>>39888308
No
Get a heart monitor & use myfitnesspal & endomondo
>>39888326
This heart rate monitor is the best way to gauge calorie burn in any cardio.
Enter height and weight
Is this roids or just good lighting?
>>39888262
Looks natty to me.
>>39888262
Test boosting, like 100mg/week
could be natty, he is a manlet tho
Hello /fit/,
I'm looking for a weight loss program that can help you get in shape without a gym. Money is super tight right now, and i have a desk job.
Any recommendations? My diet is already under control. I drink nothing but water or tea. One cup of coffee in the morning with no sweet creamer. I make all my meals and never eat out. But the lack of exercise is killing me.
>>39888133
buy a pullup bar or find somewhere to do pullups thats good. get some used dumbbells on ebay or whatever and follow scooby's beginner, intermediate then advanced workouts. the austrian guy is very helpful and won't bs you on anything.
start running and do this >>39888163
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007595TKU
Buy this and watch tv while using it.
Noobie lifter reporting in.
I'm beginning to make notable PR's but find it hard to psyche myself up.
So basically how do you psyche youeself up?
I grit my teeth and scream LET'S GO in my head until I am fucking wired. it always works
Try simulating near death responses. We tend to lift more in dire situations
>>39888285
That's actually how one my mates does it. He reckons in a squat the bar is gonna crush him so gives motivation.
So my parents are huge gain goblins, always buying fast food. When they bring burgers I just eat the patty's my little brother hates veggies so i take his too, and if they bring fried chicken i just take the skin off and eat with Cole slaw.
Is it worth the effort? Are their other shit foods you can make healthy?
>>39888021
>So my parents are huge gain goblins
If you can't do whatever you want at your parents' house, you should move out
>>39888062
Working on it trust me. They're no dictators they just bring shit food almost daily.
>>39888021
Paper towels to take some grease off is a good start
https://youtu.be/DgU4dSVGh6Q
When did lifting become so fucking gay?
All these people trying to impersonate Zyzz are insufferable. I don't know if Chestbrah is trying to capitalize on his brother's death but jesus, I don't get how people see them as an inspiration and copy them instead of doing their own thing.
https://youtu.be/5TUnfZdefxs
Enjoy
>>39888013
Bodybuilding started quite literally as a gay hobby.
Can you really call them bodybuilders? They're the sterile version of I just want pecs and abs
They're literally hacks
Is light beer for dinner each day bad to drink?
>>39887846
I cant understand how a somebody past 18 can drink beer, it literally tastes like bitter piss.
Vodka and Gin are the real Deal.
>>39887846
i was blown away when i say a sixpack of natty light in glass bottles at a gasstation. i didnt even want beer but i bought it.
We ain't your fookin mum now, is we??? Shit off me yard balls an suck it ye swamp donkey
Any exercises to get rid/smoothen out hip dips/violin hips?
>>39887563
run reincarnation game
>>39887563
Lose weight. Those areas are major fat storage centers.
>>39887582
They were actually more pronounced when i was rlly skinny, but i dont wanna landwhale mode to get rid of them
Alright lads, after getting to decent tier otter and some flirting a girl finally invited me to her house. In case i finally lose my v-card i want to be prepared. Im confident about how i look naked but im not sure what to do with my pubes?
And to keep it fitness related, what can help fucked up joints (elbow joint specifically)? I heard yk-11 (a sarm) can help, but is there anything else?
TRIM. Don't shave, don't leave as a filthy fucking jungle. Trim to a reasonable length, and best-case do it a few days BEFORE the hookup so they aren't prickly.
>>39887374
this
/thread
>>39887274
Trim all the pubes to be kinda short but not too short or it all looks weird
shave your fucking shaft and balls ... but before you do that you'll have to use that trimmer to get the hairs super short, then shave in a hot shower and apply lotion to your junk after
repeat this for 3 days for perfection
Will donating plasma kill my gains /fit/? I'm going to start cutting soon, how will it affect my body?
>>39887206
shameless self-bump
>>39887250
bump #2
>>39887295
pls 4chan tell me your secrets
Yo /Fit/bros,
I tore my infraspinatus and teres major a month ago in a scuffle with my "gymbro".
The infraspinatus is doing better, but the teres major still looks like shit. There is a hollow space where it should connect to my arm and the muscle tissue has just become a lump on the lower part of my shoulderblade.
Will this shit ever get better or will this muscle never reattach and just dissapate?
It would really suck if I can never get my back muscle asymetrical again.
Please help!
Bumping with pic 1
Bumping with pic 2
Help a brother out
if my ideal body is achieved by a fat transfer and crunches, what's the point of lifting?
>fat transfer
Tell me more
>>39887153
suck fat from stomach and other places and put into your ass or tits etc
>>39887497
Permanent fix?
>The Intellectual Yet Idiot is a production of modernity hence has been accelerating since the mid twentieth century, to reach its local supremum today, along with the broad category of people without skin-in-the-game who have been invading many walks of life. Why? Simply, in most countries, the government’s role is between five and ten times what it was a century ago (expressed in percentage of GDP). The IYI seems ubiquitous in our lives but is still a small minority and is rarely seen outside specialized outlets, think tanks, the media, and universities—most people have proper jobs and there are not many openings for the IYI.
>The IYI pathologizes others for doing things he doesn’t understand without ever realizing it is his understanding that may be limited. He thinks people should act according to their best interests and he knows their interests, particularly if they are “red necks” or English non-crisp-vowel class who voted for Brexit. When plebeians do something that makes sense to them, but not to him, the IYI uses the term “uneducated”. What we generally call participation in the political process, he calls by two distinct designations: “democracy” when it fits the IYI, and “populism” when the plebeians dare voting in a way that contradicts his preferences.
>The Intellectual Yet Idiot has been wrong, historically, on Stalinism, Maoism, GMOs, Iraq, Libya, Syria, lobotomies, urban planning, low carbohydrate diets, gym machines, behaviorism, transfats, freudianism, portfolio theory, linear regression, Gaussianism, Salafism, dynamic stochastic equilibrium modeling, housing projects, selfish gene, election forecasting models, Bernie Madoff (pre-blowup) and p-values. But he is convinced that his current position is right.
>He knows at any point in time what his words or actions are doing to his reputation.
>But a much easier marker: he doesn’t even deadlift.
Is he /ourguy/?
>>39887109
Yes.
>>39887123
lol holy shit i cant believe this is real, i love these men
>>39887109
bump
He's a great guy
So i'm getting into working out. I'm trying to decide between cross-fit and p90x. What are the benefits and drawbacks of each.
Which one should I pick.
>>39887034
Crossfit is a shitty meme
Read the fucking sticky before posting, newfag
>>39887044
Different anon
I want to post about my diet
is this frowned upon
>>39887034
They're both great.
Do Crossfit, and then P90x when you get home.
You might want to invest in kettlebells as well.