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you're beautiful the way you are bby

>>39914988
By cutting.

>>39914988
by readign the sticky

>>39914857
Cumming into the soap dispensers in the shower

not ever reracking the weights

it just feels so good

>>39914857
Sucking off random dudes in the sauna.

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>>39914804

>wood rack

I see no problem here

>yeah LIGHT WEIGHT BABY WOO, I'M FUARKING ZYZZ BRAH, FUCK YOU RIPPLETITS
>*BANG*
>scooby pls help me

No.

>>39914751
yee

>>39914751
for you

Just cut them and briefly file the edge you retard

Learn to play classical guitar, they use fingernails on the picking hand.

> is mail biting health related
Where the fuck do you see health in anywhere in this board's name

Fuck off

I have some info.

It says you are a fuckin faggot.

>>39914618
holy shit connor do you literally have nothing better to do than post about yourself on /fit/? shouldn't you walking around outside shirtless and oblivious to the fact that you're making everyone you approach uncomfortable or something?

>>39914680
>>39914680
lol, jeff

just because you got btfo at the arnold doesn't mean you have to bring your negative nancy attitude everywhere with you

no one believes you're natty, girls like me more, and you will forever be nothing more than a vapid little fuckboy.

carbs in eggs, brah

concon must by hurtan for monmon.

mfw you hurtan baybee

seriously fuck off. other people viral your shit. you can't force viralling you fucking retard.

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My intakes according to a kcal calculator I found on web

>>39914595
works well if you are skinnyfat
works less well if you are already big

you would be better off to eat ~200g protein 150g fat

i dont know what 'keto flu' is but after about 5 days you will ahve 1 day of feeling extremely sluggish and you will be fine the next day

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>>39914633
Pic related. 6'3" 248lbs

>>39914551
no. just drink enough water and you'll be fine. it's incredible, I gained 10 pounds in under 2 weeks and got significantly stronger.

Just turn in your nattie card right now. Also enjoy losing your hair.

makes your hair thin as shit

>>39914506
>insert fart noise

Women.. doing everything for attention.

>>39914506
>His woman doesn't trains her weighted hip thrusts for pleasure gains in bed.

NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>39914425
sexual stimulation is controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system (the rest and digest vs. fight or flight blah blah). It is totally normal to get random boners when relaxed sleepy. This is also why a lot of men can't get it up when they are nervous or excited before having sex, the sympathetic nervous systems is more stimulated than the parasympathetic so you can't get a stiffy.

>>39914447
so I should shottie Nyquil before I bed my shortie? Xanax for Peen Acts? pound whiskey for epic dickin'?

>>39914520
The last part didn't rhyme, but I'll give you 2 points for tryin'.

cool

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>>39914409
>Lol at people who say eating/not eating certain things can make you feel better or improve your skin. Unless you eat like a fat 15 year call of duty player NOTHING you do will make a difference aside from eating from protein for gains. Lol @ this not eating dairy for skin bullshit for example.

Ok!

>caring about your skin
Nigger my face is covered in scars and my hands are covered in calluses. If I had two fucks to give, I would take one instead.

>>39914308
Who fucking cares what strangers think? You're gonna let the POSSIBILITY of STRANGERS judging you prevent you from making gains?

>hey I care what other people think
>this other day I saw kim kardashian on tv saying her butt was too big
>tracy called stacey a slut at work yesterday, I heard they're both fucking Jim

nigger what are you a woman? who gives a fuck what other people say and do? I bet you post jeff seid/scooby/zyzz threads, faggot

>>39914308
Sounds like you're just making an excuse

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goodish post desu.

>>39914280
I have a feeling that individuals with high test
>me
Naturally stand/sit this way

Whereas low-test beta bitches
>OP
sit and stand like little bitches

I don't think the way you sit or stand affects your level of testosterone

Clean and press
Pullups
Bench

>>39914260
Burpee into bent leg chinups and pullups
Glute ham raises
Curls

>>39914285
What is leg day