Can't stand this cunt
>>39924358
Me neither
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyZ3Of23xCg
>black people actually eat like this
>>39924406
Whenever a nigger complains about whitey not using enough seasoning what he's really complaining about is that his food isn't covered in crushed fritos, barbecue sauce and salt.
>be me
>"i should get /fit/"
>can't go to the gym because i'm pretty weak, no skelly though + le anxiety meme (especially in that setting, I think it would feel really weird)
>nevermind, i have a bit of extra money, I'll just buy a shitty bench and free weights.
>it's fucking 500$
>b-but all you need is willpower anon
Yeah right. I have absolutely no problem eating whatever the fuck I have to in whichever quantity I'm required to, and the pain/effort doesn't scare me, but I'll probably never be able to get /fit/ because apparently heavy plastic is so fucking expensive to make. Are you all millionaires or something? How the hell are you supposed to get started when you can't go to a gym?
>>39924303
But you can go to a gym. You're just scared. Everyone was nervous their first time, everyone starts somewhere yada yada yada.
You have to make the decision - do you care enough about getting fit to suffer through a few sessions of anxiety (until you realise there's fuck-all to be anxious about)? Cos if you can't make that simple step, no fucking way would you have the discipline to stick to a fitness regime.
Basically, if you care, man the fuck up and just go to the gym. It's not that bad.
>>39924303
lmao, the gym is literally full of autistic anxiety brahs, why do you think people lift?
stop being a bitch and get a membership, the con is you're weak, the pro you make fast gains. you start lifting now, 3 months down the road some bunny notices how much you progressed and sucks your dick.
in other words, do it faggot
>>39924303
I just googled this shit and picked the cheapest thing from the "sponsered" bar. You can definitely find these things cheaper if you look.
Shitty half rack - $169 https://www.walmart.com/ip/47905228
300lb weight set with olympic bar - $279 https://www.walmart.com/ip/27137654
Shitty bench - $40 http://www.target.com/p/marcy-utility-bench-sb-315/-/A-16688715
We're like $10 underbudget (use this to buy a pullup bar or some shit) and I haven't put ANY effort into finding good deals. If you're weak, 300lbs should easily last you long enough until you can afford more weights.
"Haha, but what do you mean?"
What do you like?
>I don't know anon, what do you like? :)
Have you seen any good movies recently?
>Have you, anon? :)
What do you want to listen to?
>I don't know anon, you choose :)
>>39924359
FORD Is all you need everyone has this key conversation topics. Don't interrogate just make assumptions and wait to be corrected then talk about said corrections
Family
Occupation
Recreation
Dreams
>>39924278
All im saying is that NDSAP was a net good, unclog your ears you bluepill
I'll be starting college in the fall semester, any tips on staying /fit/ in college? My parents let me cook my own food so I knew how much I was getting, but ill be getting a meal plan. any tips?
>>39924218
Bump
Fuck off kike
>>39924218
p much every college you can use their gym if you have a student id
What's your ab routine?
>>39924147
Deadlift, OHP, Squat and Pull Ups.
Run for 20 minutes
100 sit ups
100 leg raises
planks
oblique planks
hanging leg raises
that one thing where youit up and twist side to side with a weight 100 times
feels like it's not enough desu.
>>39924164
how do pull ups work your abs?
Are foam rollers a meme?
nope
>>39924040
Should I get/make one then?
>>39924072
>make
nigga just get a piece of pvc. nothing to make
Can't stand this cunt
big! black! COCK!
>>39923993
>went from squatting over dildos to thinking he's Buddha
>>39923989
pretentiousness aside, i mire this guy the most out of any fitness youtube
Can't stand this cunt
>>39923754
G4p. Fake natty.
he did gay4pay once
>>39923754
He's wearing gymshark what do you expect
How do I do noporn? Can I fap to nudes girls send me? This morning I fapped to this girl I know, specifically her yoga videos, is that okay?
>>39923707
"nooporn"? Its "Nofap" and the whole point of it is......IS.....Izzzzzz....A meme!
>>39923937
I thought most of /fit/ agree noporn is beneficial?
>>39923984
It is.
>squat more then i bench
>>39923657
>bench more than I curl
>>39923657
>Wank more than I curl.
>>39923657
I actually bench more than I deadlift
Should I kill myself fit?
Anyone use a neck harness?
What were your results?
Any before and after pics?
I'm very happy with mine. I've heard some people say neck growth can be very fast; this has not been my experience.
I don't see the value in wrestlers bridges though--although obv. I see lots of people with big necks doing them. It just looks like direct compression to me.
>>39923649
2 months of gains. Didn't use a harness though, just did curls with a plate on the forehead and wrestler bridges
>>39925466
>i learned how to lead my head back and hunch my shoulders in just 2 months!!
you made some gains, but they're minor. youre not fooling anybody with the bullshit pose. youre tilted so far back that your chin is actual pointed upwards at this point.
>Vitamins and minerals
>Fiber
>Pro-biotics and good bacteria for dat dere stomach health
>Cheap
>Easy
>Make at home
>Take part in strong proud germanic tradition (no /pol/)
>Delicious reubens
Is this stuff legit or should I not bother? Does anyone else rot cabbage in their basement and put it on sandwiches?
>>39923626
*BRRRRRRRAP*
>>39923626
i tried to make some last year but it was 2salty4me. i will try again this year but skip the step where i fuck it up badly
>>39923626
>strong proud germanic tradition
You'd better learn to say that in Arabic.
Bit of a blog post:
>go to gym
>never go during day but made myself
>been a week cause new years
>doing bench press
>struggle second to last set but want to push
>two stations down
>pale redhead
>yoga pants and sports bar
>fit as fuck
>ask her to spot me for last set
>she grins
>"ok, you are to be teaching me how?"
>russian accent
>muh dick
>she is a yoga instructor at the gym
>never been asked to spot someone before
>joke with her about what to do if it falls on my neck
Now here is the magic
>lay down looking up at her
>do last set effortlessly
>felt like I could do fifty reps
>soreness totally gone
>thank her and finish routine
What is the science behind this?
congrats anon you're straight - or at least bisexual
>>39923587
Gains goblins are when you're actually dating the girl, not when you see her once at the gym.
When you date a girl they love to do stuff like go to the movies and buy popcorn or go out to eat at unhealthy places.
Adrenaline and a psychological desire to show off
Guys I want to go work out, but my upper body is very sore from the last few days of exercise, and I also went on a run today, WHAT DO?
after you start the feeling will go away.
don't make excuses get yourself in there
>>39923443
post about it 3 or 4 times then go lift idiot
>>39923443
calves, forearms, traps, goblet squats.
>solved it
What do you do to gain motivation to lift? I have a pic of boogie as wallpaper in my smartphone to remind me that I should never become like him.
>>39923370
motivation to lift. lol the only thing you need to do to not turn out like boogie is not eat like 8000 calories a day.
>>39923370
>What do you do to gain motivation to lift?
Think about all the hot dudes that I can check out while I'm lifting
>>39923370
boogie is going to die really fucking soon