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2017-01-13 06:45:13 Post No.40005699
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:45:13 Post No. 40005699 [Report] [View this topic]

Heh, whilst you simpleton ''powerlifters'' and latent homo bodybuilders hoist babyweight, I'll be in the dark corner of the gym doing the REAL training.

For you see, I am stronger than you both physically and mentally. You may laugh at my mask, but I laugh at your facade display of ''strength'' you hide behind as you strut around the gym, almost implying you could compete with me in a contest of functional strength is.. laughable.

Lets just imagine you was foolish enough to approach me..

As I see you walking towards me, I grip my weapon firmly and make direct eye contact with you. I begin to whirlwind my sledgehammer and you collapse to the floor in fear, as I approach I laugh at your whimpering and praying to your gods. I am a forgiving man so I allow you to live.

This would be the reality of the situation if you were to step in me in a way that displeases me.

I often ponder if a challenger will appear who is able to go toe to toe with me, yet there have been no worthy adversaries in the 2 weeks that I have been training.

Do you really think that I will roll over like a neutered dog if challenged? If so, you are very wrong.

See ya around, kiddos.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:47:42 Post No.40005715
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:47:42 Post No.40005715 [Report]

hahaha what a fucking virgin

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:48:19 Post No.40005724
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>>40005699
>As I see you walking towards me, I grip my weapon firmly and make direct eye contact with you. I begin to whirlwind my sledgehammer
and i pull out my gun and shoot you

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:54:42 Post No.40005790
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>>40005724
*uses superior reflexes to dodge bullet*

heh.. time to die kid..

*beats you to death with tyre*

Anonymous
2017-01-13 06:32:20 Post No.40005564
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:32:20 Post No. 40005564 [Report] [View this topic]

>8,000 years old

Being fat is normal, it was even idolized.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:34:18 Post No.40005581
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DAMN I LOVE ART NOW

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:34:28 Post No.40005586
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>>40005564
it was idolized because it was not normal

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:37:18 Post No.40005624
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>>40005564
According to this logic, having 3 foot long dicks is normal because of Priapus.

Anonymous
2017-01-13 06:19:39 Post No.40005391
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:19:39 Post No. 40005391 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok guys, I'm fucking pissed at my genetics, this was my last few workouts

>Squat 235x5x3, 265x3x3
>Bench 175x3x3, 155x5x3x3sec
>Didly 265x5x3
>OHP 105x5x5

Then fucking
>Pull Up 75x5x3
>Bb Row 215x6x3

Anyone else retard tier on their stats?

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:21:09 Post No.40005413
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:21:09 Post No.40005413 [Report]

i don't get it

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:23:59 Post No.40005454
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:23:59 Post No.40005454 [Report]

>>40005413
I can almost barbell row as much as I can squat, and that's after doing pull ups with 75 lbs added (I'm 165)

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:28:21 Post No.40005516
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>>40005454
well rowing is pulling so you can't compare the two. do more squats if you are lagging behind on them

Anonymous
2017-01-13 06:19:15 Post No.40005382
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:19:15 Post No. 40005382 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw too intelligent to leg press

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:20:06 Post No.40005399
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:20:06 Post No.40005399 [Report]

me to

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:20:14 Post No.40005400
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:20:14 Post No.40005400 [Report]

but the leg press IS for stupid little bitch boys who fear an actual man's squat, though.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:21:17 Post No.40005415
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:21:17 Post No.40005415 [Report]

>>40005400
>implying you can't just do both

Anonymous
2017-01-13 06:04:43 Post No.40005225
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:04:43 Post No. 40005225 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw vagabond
>tfw will never find a girl to love

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:16:01 Post No.40005349
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:16:01 Post No.40005349 [Report]

>>40005225
BRAAAAAP BRLRAAELAPLPELEEPEHHHHPHFFFF
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh dear...did you smell that? W-would you like to come closer?
*PFFFTFFFFFFBRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
Oh my goodness! That surprised me! Hmm? You wanna get a little closer?, oh alright.
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTHHHHHHH*
Oh my I...I think I made a mess, would you care...care to...to lick it up?
*PPPTTHHHHH*
How's it taste? I had had some taco bell today
Mmmm that's nice lick it all up
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPpth*
I know you got a whiff of that heheh, I'm all tapped out! Oh! What a mouth full you have! Care to share with me?
Mmmm yummy~~~

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:20:38 Post No.40005404
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>>40005349

Mods can you please start deleting this disgusting shit. I don't know if this is one guy with an actual farting fetish spamming these comments across multiple boards, or if it's some turbo-autism level "meme", but I'm sick of seeing it regardless.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:22:23 Post No.40005434
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>>40005404
fuck off back to plebbit you gay nigger

Anonymous
2017-01-13 05:51:34 Post No.40005110
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:51:34 Post No. 40005110 [Report] [View this topic]

Girl. Have fat fetish. Wants to be fit.
I want to feed guys tons of food and worship their fat.

What's wrong with me?

Pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:52:53 Post No.40005129
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>>40005110
Hello it's me ur bf

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:53:40 Post No.40005137
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>>40005110
The only thing wrong with you is you don't have my number yet

Anonymous 2017-01-13 06:30:32 Post No.40005541
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>>4000511

>pls be in london

Anonymous
2017-01-13 05:26:00 Post No.40004901
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:26:00 Post No. 40004901 [Report] [View this topic]

Can someone recommend me a good yoga video / Torrent? I want to get more flexible and hit on yoga chicks

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:26:41 Post No.40004906
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BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:31:20 Post No.40004944
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:31:20 Post No.40004944 [Report]

i second this

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:34:47 Post No.40004964
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>>40004901
*poot*

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2017-01-13 05:12:09 Post No.40004811
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:12:09 Post No. 40004811 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw meme'd myself and now I'm addicted

Who /OneSipADay/ here?

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:13:23 Post No.40004821
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:13:23 Post No.40004821 [Report]

an sipped a blue sip earlier today they taste so fucking good

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:13:48 Post No.40004828
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>>40004811
I would drink more of these if I could nap with all that sugar/caffeine in my system. I just end up laying on the bed with my eyes closed irate cause I cant fall asleep.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:14:48 Post No.40004834
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>>40004828
same the sips company needs to make sips without the caffine and stimulates with the same taste

Anonymous
/Fit/-music thread 2017-01-13 05:06:56 Post No.40004769
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/Fit/-music thread Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:06:56 Post No. 40004769 [Report] [View this topic]

What do you listen when you work out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Go8ub9a1k

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:18:49 Post No.40004861
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>>40004769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qmwsg2pyEc

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:30:59 Post No.40004942
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>>40004882
C R U S H E D
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Anonymous
What constitutes a good bench press? (weight) 2017-01-13 04:53:54 Post No.40004659
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What constitutes a good bench press? (weight) Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:53:54 Post No. 40004659 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:55:31 Post No.40004669
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>>40004659
Lifting the bar off the rests.
Lowering it down to your chest.
Pressing it back up to the starting position.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:57:28 Post No.40004688
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:57:28 Post No.40004688 [Report]

Benching your BW x 10 makes you stronger than 99% of the human population.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:59:00 Post No.40004704
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>>40004688
Seriously? That's hard to believe.

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2017-01-13 04:45:01 Post No.40004556
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:45:01 Post No. 40004556 [Report] [View this topic]

how do I get traps like this guy?

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:46:42 Post No.40004585
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don't lift eat donuts and cheeseburgers lift up a table to redecorate your house once in a while

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:47:31 Post No.40004595 [Report]

height
face
frame
profession

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How do I get traps like this girl?

Anonymous
2017-01-13 04:38:41 Post No.40004499
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:38:41 Post No. 40004499 [Report] [View this topic]

FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I POSTED THIS THREAD AND NO ONE REPLIES WHAT DOES /FIT/ THINK OF THIS PROGRAM FOR INCREASING PULL UPS MY GOAL IS 20 REEEE!
http://www.savannahstate.edu/cost/nrotc/documents/Inform2010-thearmstrongworkout_Enclosure15_5-2-10.pdf

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:00:30 Post No.40004715
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RESPOND NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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>>40004499
it sucks

Anonymous 2017-01-13 05:01:35 Post No.40004723
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>>40004499
It's ok

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2017-01-13 04:38:04 Post No.40004495
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:38:04 Post No. 40004495 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw accidentally ate all the vita gummies

how long do i have?

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cpeдняя влaд 2017-01-13 04:39:27 Post No.40004508
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cpeдняя влaд 2017-01-13 04:39:27 Post No.40004508 [Report]

You need to go to the hospital and get your stomach pumped, no joke thats deadly levels of toxicity of vitamins and minerals. If you don't you're going to die

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