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>>40050697
kek, made me laugh

>sip when in kicks

>>40050697
>that guy that read this and didn't see anything wrong

Spoiler, it was me...

>that ohp that squat guy, rack

how do you get one

>>40050643
what are the benefits and how do you get one?

>>40050643
Where can I purchase this?

>>40050631
/r9k/ pls go

>>40050665
Never spent a second on that board in my life desu boyo

>>40050678
You are posting memes from there, y'know.

It's getting annoying, fucking /r9k/ piece of shit is always unmotivating my /fit/izens.

Alcohol inhibits testosterone production so you're going to become a girl.

Id personally suggest whippets and suicide instead

>>40050340

I didn't even start drinking until i was 21 and I still don't grow facial hair, so i'm probably already a girl.

But at least I can be a fit girl.

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On alcohol you're basically operating under the feeling of less pain + greater sense of energy + confidence

Try some caffiene, a mega dose of omega 3 and some music to pump you up instead.

>>40050091
you probably just look real weird. gayness is pretty rare.

>>40050091
>all lifts somehow perfectly balanced at exactly 2-3-4-5
Lol.

>>40050091
open up that butthole twink

> I've been in several gyms now for a few years and never seen it.
That just means you'll never make it.

Meh... Define tons

My dad worked for Edison in West Hollywood. He said that on one block there were three mega gyms side by side with windows and you could see them pumping iron
When he climbed the pole to do his work he saw some serious shit going on in the hot tub in the back

>>40049996
This is real food its not a meal replacement lmao come on

Doesn't count as a meal.

I was scrolling down 4chan one day and this "extreme diet program" said that I will get results in 6 weeks.

>how stole your gains?

Some asshole on /fit/ apparently wanted to have a giggle by recommending me to start Starting Strength. Took away months of gains that could have been and left me with an unsightly love handle which could only be the product of drinking a gallon of milk a day.

cute rabbit

>>40049754
you idiot. that's a rabbit.

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>>40049761
>>40049760
What did you just say cunt

As a former skinny, I do. I can eat 1,000 calories a day and feel nothing. Usually I eat everything but 600 calories, but once I actually start to eat I feel ravenous.

>>40049699
Im on a pretty low caloric cut rn and I can't even ear my 1k cals a day.
But when eating carbs, I can easily eat 8k in sweets.

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>>40049699
I do it all the time, but I cant really anymore because bulking has caused me to feel very ill the next day if I dont eat enough

>>40049129
I use gold standard, I love it. 2 scoops after every workout.

I've always used Gold Standard - it tastes great, but I've gotten cheaper and it's pretty fuckin expensive. I need a cheapo protein that is still good quality - it can taste shitty, I'll just slug it down fast.

>>40049163
>>40049172
What about the soy in it? Am I gonna grow boobs?

Help

my feet go asleep sometimes on the potty

foam roll back

>>40048977
minoxidil nigga

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Neither can this guy

What's your fucking point

>>40049032
>implying we're all 10/10 chads

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Literally began drooling when i googled it.

>>40049012
I have that shit every morning now. It's delicious. (not to mention dat there protein).

>>40048960
In the UK this is just called bacon, I've never seen the appeal of the US streaky bacon, seems like it's just 50% fat/gristle?

>>40048956
It's better to do 2 reps at your maximum possible weight than 5-10 at smaller weights.

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>tfw I either have to do 5 or 8 reps because I think of that stupid fuckimg /fit/ infograph that says 6-7 reps leads to no results

>>40048986
Wrong. Powerlifting requires 1-2 reps with an 80-90% effort (resistance).. strength training (or bodybuilding) requires 6-8 reps with 85% effort. This is why most powerlifters are on the heavier side.. they do not get muscle hypertrophy.