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Not sure, what's your 1 rep max?

Ahahahahahahah

You made me laugh so hard IRL that I solved a captcha just to let you know. Keep it up m8.

he says as he wipes the cheeto dust from his neckbeard.
"dinners ready! your favorite"
"MOM!?!? TENDIES!?!?"

running up the basement stairs as fast as his chubby 1 plate squatting legs will carry him he claims his prize of 10 chicken tendies with extra bbq sauce. he hugs his mom and kisses her on the cheek. she only replies with "you're not sleeping with me tonight eugene, you know tendies give you gas"

as she says this his greasy manchild face sags into a grimace "BUT I NEED YOU I GET SCARED ALONE"

his mom sighs and goes to get the body pillow as eugene shitposts about chads on /fit/, his favorite after dinner activity

>/fit/

I'm 30 and my dick is the biggest it's ever been.

I notice i get better erections when I don't watch porn.

http://imgur.com/ZDGRKqe

>>40125423
Flaccid penis size can greatly fluctuate because of so many reasons, don't worry.
When I'm cutting my dick usually shrinks to a comically tiny size because of the vasoconstrictor stims (caffeine, ephedrine and such), but the erect length isn't much affected, like -0.5cm at most.
It is most likely your diet and daily habits that is changing your flaccid size.

I have cut the top out of a Mexican wrestling mask. The hair all fits out the top and it flaps about without going in my mouth or touching my face.

Headband it til its long enough to man bun cunt. Not rocket science.
t. a cunt with long thick beautiful hair no homo

Just tie it up in a bun. My hair goes to my nips and I have it tied back in either a bun or half-ponytail for most of the day

>2dl rice
>rice
>in deciliters

oi, oi, oi!

2dl = 200cm^3 = 482g

Figure the rest out yourself

I was on day 2 of No Fap you faggot.

>>40125180
Next time read the names on the machines and go watch videos about them on youtube, if this is even real story.

>>40125180
Dont use machines faggot. Next time you go to the gym approach THE BENCH. put some weights and start pushing the motherfucker

if you don't know what the machines are for, start doing body weight routines at the gym

Ayy I live in Ghent. Guess you work out on campus?

>>40125193
Yeah man. Just got in on thursday since admission screwed me. Moving in this week.

>>40125166
Live in Hampton (across the bridge), in Norfolk a lot though. Drop me a line if you guys wanna lift, I'm an odu alum

>>40125110
I'm mirin' that head:height ratio.

You would probably have to eat like 6000 calories a day to be at a normal bodyweight for that height right

>>40125110
>7-foot
he's fucking 7'7" half way to 8' and Space Marine mode

>>40123978
Sticky.

>>40123996
The sticky is shit when it comes to diet, desu
It just simplifies to much and any concerns beyond calorie intake and makro nutrients are not sufficiently addressed.

>>40123978
If you just want to maintain weight and not really care too much about health.
Then you only really need to make sure you eat really healthy...50% of the time
Like at least one of your daily three meals can be total trash as long as you keep the other 1 or two healthy.

Find your weekly tdee and make sure you always eat at or below that and rarely above it.

That gives you TONS of flexibility when it comes to daily eating.

Lastly, if you're looking a bit pudgy then there's nothing wrong with fasting or intermittent fasting.

God mode.

>>40123720
Jason Genova mode

>>40123720
The classic: I just torrented photoshop last night and tried it out for the first time mode.

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Bump.

>>40122066
god damn i love Bill Burr.

>>40122066

lmao hilarious.

>>40121203
vegans

> diet is based entirely on feel-good ethics
> swear up-and-down that it's a natural diet when they need to supplement everything
> 90% are skinnyfat fuccbois but hold up Patrick Baboon-i-whatever as proof that you can get big on beans and rice
> propagate pseudoscience that's easily disproved by even a cursory google search
> smug about their 'natural diet' while wolfing down refined soybean paste

ketofags are just as zealous, but at least keto has a lil bit more scientific backing than being a herbivore

>>40121203

ketards are fatshits trying to justify eating bacon.

vegans are more likely to be normal sized people, just that they're cucks and liberal.

ketotards are worse, at least in terms of /fit/ shitposting, in real life vegans are worse.

>>40121240

I'm on keto and eat way more fish than bacon.. Haven't had bacon or pork belly in weeks.

>salmon
>tuna
>mahi mahi

Thank you god.

>>40119335
Yes
>be 14 year old me
>not sure if Im gay or not
>wanted to fap to gay porn to see if I was
>before internet porn so record myself masturbating
>masturbate to the video of me jacking off
>orgasm was shit so realized I was straight

>>40119351
what

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>>40119335
Yes, those were the best faps i've ever had.
I stopped doing it though, for fear of becoming unable to cum to anything else but the sight of myself.

M-m-mommy... milkies...?

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>>40115881
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>40115881
How does one shrink his nipples? I feel like mine have gotten larger over the years from me playing with them while fapping.

>>40128789
no...the rest day meme was invented to keep neets from becoming chad...every wonder why so many people here never achieve their goals, or why they always claim someone who is achieving is a juicehead?

protip: work out like an animal for as many consecutive days as you possibly can. Rest days are for me are like once a month

>>40129214
Are you serious, lad?

>>40128789

Depends on your training and recovering.

If your intensity/volume is low enough you can keep training daily almost indefinitely. If it isn't, you have to back it down eventually or you find out what happens when overreaching moves into overtraining.

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>>40128498
show bulge

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>>40128680

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>>40128695
(Me)