woah.
>>40459979
>>40459996
what if i piss in the sink?
>>40459979
Hey fit
What are some good fighting techniques or styles to go with a bodybuilding routine. Is it possible to look like a bodybuilder and still be an amatuer boxer?
you're not going to get so big that it will become a problem. you'll have to eat a shit ton, though. and take a bunch of roids, but that's a given if you want to look like a bodybuilder.
Boxing+Brazilian jujitsu
>>40459177
Just OHP heavy so you can do Bane's back breaking technique. Bring a pipebomb just in case
I bought all the memes that you couldn't lift away autism and girls only fuck 9/10's only to find out that fit was retarded. I just started lifting like 4 months ago and I have an average looking face and I'm already banging qt girls on tinder. Did lifting turn anyone else into a Chad?
>>40455695
heh... nice tinder you got there... kid
>>40455766
You must be soooo hot
>>40455766
I had to uninstall and reinstall tinder and for some reason that made it look at all of my matches. Now I can't big dick my friends and show them my 100 matches. Feels fucking bad man
fat people stories and fat people hate: united at last! Last one went inactive
>be in line for burger at uni dining hall
>they make them once you order them to your specifications but you gotta stand there and wait for them to make it
>there's ready made fries under a hot plate right next to the burger line
>fat chick standing in front of me in line, eating basket of fries
>roll my eyes, she's waiting for her hamburger and she's fucking warming up on fries
>she finishes the her set of fries
>picks basket up and walks away
>comes back with a brownie and the basket mysteriously disappears
>gets her hamburger
>grabs another basket of fries and goes to the checkout counter
>>40451198
Been saving images from /fit/ for the last 3 years during my lunch breaks. Dumping my office.fit folder. Maybe from home.fit folder tonight. Enjoy.
001/X
>>40444884
If that gets you hard you're officially gay
002/X
>>40444884
>if female lifters didn't just mainly do squats and shit.
University thread. post your uni in this thread and see if you can find any sickkunts on campus to get shreedded with.
pic related just sent my deposit today, attending in fall.
>>40427721
UMich boys leggo
>>40427721
iron lions report in
Where does /fit/ order their supplements from?
>supplements
Yeah, you know, the non dick stuff that goes in your mouth before and after a workout
>>40461205
>dick stuff
How do I get a body like this?
Striated glutes are FUCKING DISGUSTING
be a faggot roider xD
>>40461133
>>40461133
His ass looks very small and strange. Not good when butt is smaller than head, senpai. That's a bit too far.
Ever hit on a girl in the gym?
nope
Only the one and only Lady Gains.
>>40460576
Ever squat on a nigga?
This guy comes up to you at the club and rko's your girlfriend's ass.
How do you react?
>>40460510
I introduce him to Sister Abigail.
>>40460510
suck his dick and punch him in the nuts until he falls over.
>>40460510
Is rko a sex move?
Desu just measured
I'm 5'7inch lying down on my bed... but 6inch standing up? why is this... which one do I tell people? I also feel like that wasn't the full extent of my boner capabilities either so idk :/
I'm 5.5in girth, but I always tell girls my dick is 7 inches and the fags on omegle tell me my donk is big which got me really confused
>>40460327
Your gut flows over your dick, eh?
>I have an IQ of 98 on paper...but it's 75 in real life.
>>40460327
6.5 inch asian reporting
you're going to have better blood flow to your lower extremities (and penis) when you stand up as opposed to laying down.
i always tell people i'm smaller than i am so as to surprise them with my monster dong.
there are many tricks to making your benis look hyuge on camera. this isn't an accomplishment to write home about.
>wide hips
>loose skin
>small frame (wristlet)
why fucking bother? I ruined any chance of being aesthetic playing world of warcraft all day as a teen and getting fat. Now it's too late to redeem myself even being entirely dedicated to fitness, and all these faggots around me who will never lift a day in their life won't suffer these problems. I will never look good naked no matter how hard I try, so I give up. and so should you if you've got problems like these.
>>40460133
>he wants to look good
Start a hobby you enjoy and get good at it, it's much better than looking good.
Eat more, lift heavy, whine less.
>>40460209
literally pointless if you have loose skin. no matter what, you will never look good without a shirt on
My ass sweats all day long. How do I fucking stop that?
Get a cotton lined Squat plug, it'll absorb the sweat no problem
Stop being fat
Stop wearing extra clothing
>>40459830
capibaras are so cool
just a reminder that hipster and boyish bodies are more desired than muscular ones
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3985644/Do-women-REALLY-prefer-muscular-men-fit-10-ladies-eye-tracking-glasses-meet-three-nearly-nude-guys-different-physiques-just-did-look.html
>>40459729
Ottermodes win again
>>40459729
Everyone's always known chicks dig ottermode
>>40459729
lazlo as a retard face. danny has the best face and has one tattoo. daniel got multiple tattoos, got the best looking abs and has the biggest bulge.
put danny's face and daniels bulge on lazlo's physique with some tats and you'll see he gets the most votes
How do i correct forward neck posture? Also i would appreciate some posture advices. I am in between phase 1 and phase 2 in pic
I just stopped putting my neck in that position and after a while it's fixed
>>40459621
Stop sucking dicks
>>40459621
deadlift - the end.