Whats a good way to make fast progress on squats? Been stuck at 285lbs for a while
>>40494022
Squat at least 2 times the week with 5 reps max.
wear sunglasses while squating
>>40494022
Squat 3 times a week for sets of ten
How much weight would I lose in a month if I LITERALLY ate only 1 pizza per day
What's your TDEE? How many calories are in a pizza?
>>40493677
13 yo diet
>>40493709
>How many calories are in a pizza?
970
Never lifted in his entire life.
Has a 10/10 gf.
Whats your excuse /fit/
>>40493367
If that's 10/10. I'm dating an 11.
>>40493367
>10/10
>>40493367
>10/10
Kek. Nice shitty tat dude.
Now that the dust has settled, and we know scooby is on gear. who is the new natty king of /fit/?
Omar isuf perhaps?
AlphaDestiny
>>40493276
Eric Bugenhagen without a doubt
>>40493276
>who is the new natty king of /fit/?
Europeans can never compete Middle-Easterns in terms of testosterone
>yahoo answers
>>40492928
if we also started cumming in our animals before slaughtering them we might have chance to get those sweet test gains
>ywn get those sweet designated shitting street gains
What's everyone having for lunch? Pic related.
>>40492276
little caesars 5 doe box
oreos and ice cream
>>40492276
my work cafeteria is run by a culinary school
>green coconut curry
>baked tilapia
>jasmine rice
>steamed broccoli
Is there something worse than this?
I'm 22 and recently met with a former highschool classmate, so it's been basically 5 years.
Didn't recognize him at first, he looked closer to 30.
Meanwhile I still get carded at 16.
People don't take me seriously either.
Is there something worse than looking young? How can you fix that?
>>40491647
It depends. There's a difference between having a baby face and having good genetics. Post face.
>inb4 you don't
OP is a fag.
do cardio, sweating will make your skin more rugged and make you look older
>>40491661
This
/Things Dyels Say/
>i don't wanna lift too heavy, cus i'm afraid i'll get too big lol :O
>so when do i have to get off my creatine cycle?
>chin-ups are enough for biceps!
>SS is a meme I'll get big on brosplits
>dont want to lift yet I still might grow taller
>rice doesnt make you fat
>I'll focus on upper body first before I train legs
>I'll focus on upper body first before I train legs
>I'll focus on upper body first before I train legs
>3 years later
>whatcha lifting bro?
>chest and triceps bro
>squatting
>maximum depth
>feel anus extending
>bulge in back of shorts
>shoot up and rerack
>walk to bathroom physically holding turd in through shorts
>shit
>throw away boxers
>go home in shame
I thought the squat plug was just a meme what the fuck
At least you've learned your lesson. The borderline for losing control of your bowels is around 2plate. I started using a squat plug at 80kg just to be safe.
>>40490455
Who the fuck needs a squat plug at 80kg? If you wanted to stick something in your ass you could have just done it without lifting
>>40491481
I was being cautious. Most people will start needing it at around 100kg.
Bulk or cut?
DYEL
Bulk.
You look like you weigh less than 150lbs.
I dare you to post a pic of you with a shirt on
Cut
Do you admire his form?
>>40490211
did the judge call "down"?
>>40490211
Actually that looked better than 99.999999% of what I see in my gym.
>>40490211
actually bretty decent form senpai
so 7 days in and my dick is cold and lifeless
the fuck do i do?
>>40489208
10 days in and i wamt to rape everything that moves and has a warm hole. I don't ever get the loss of libido, I just have constant erections. I had a wet dream last night and about 20 gallons of cum stained my underwear, stomach and chest
>>40489215
did you eat it
>>40489208
i didnt fap for a week and i just got some head and i couldnt cum fuck off with this weak shit
Does anyone know where he is? Does he have an instagram, facebook or social media platform he frequents on?
>>40477013
All I know is he is very cute but there's a lot of sadness in his eyes.
>your ex is living her life without you
Lol, my ex has gained about 50lbs and is going out with most beta little fuccboi I've ever seen.
I on the other hand deadlift 6plate and have a hot gf.
>I'm the ex
>>40489297 same as >>40489303
I might not be able to lift as much but I look a hell of a lot better than her and have a super qt3.14 teacher gf
>Who do you pray to before a PR?
>>40489251
Kek
Myself.
Thankfully I am enlightened by my own intellect and know that no phony god or spirit is required to gain happiness and focus.
>>40489256
same desu senpai