i most likely have chrons. does anyone else here have it and how did it affect you?
that squirrel is metal af
What the fuck is that squirrel thinking? IS it going to store that cunts body in a tree trunk and eat him over the course of the winter? What the fuck, that slithery boi was just minding it's own business when alvin should be in the fucking trees instead of larping as rambo. Godamn.
>>40684935
>t. snake
>Just found out that I've been benching 1pl8 not 2pl8
>Thought it was counting every plate on the bar
I assume that's what most /fit/posters mean when they say "I bench 2pl8"
The bar weights the same as a plate so I also thought that as 3 plate
>>40683156
this is what i thought and was always telling people that i benched 2pl8 from the first day
What does /fit/ think of weights?
>Weighted Vest
>Ankle
>Wrist
>Leg
>etc.
>>40682555
i like to lift weights
Weighted vest is okay for things like pull ups and shit, but wrist and ankle weights are one way tickets to snap city
unless you keep in mind that
A: you have additional weight on your body
and don't change your form
or the speed of movement
the problem is that you wont maintain either of the 2
How you holding up, /fit/?
good but ive never talked to a girl before and i want i even know what i could talk about but it just seems so weird
>>40682245
Alright, my gf broke up with me but I'm already talking to a different girl on tinder. She seems so interested in me that I'm wondering if she's a trap or something cause this is kinda weird.
Why do you lift /fit/ ?
I lift for based true God of Aesthetics.
Lucifer.
Christfags BTFO
>>40682159
Myself, like a normal person.
>>40682159
I enjoy it
>>40682159
You've never seen the movie "Constantine", have you ? Your fallen angel was a Joe Rogan bald lazy fat f*ck.
Only one living God should you follow. And He will forgive all the bad things you have done to date. You only need ask. It is that easy.
Going to the rock store tomorrow. Any particular shapes/weights I should try to get? I'm already planning on:
>2x ~20 lb or so oblong stones for training grip
>3x ~5 lb stones for juggling
>at least 1 250-300+ lb stone for vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQlNwxn5oo&t=2010s
I already have 2 stones around 150-175 lbs that I can clean and press pretty easily. My DL 1RM is 475, so can I infer a theoretical max Atlas Stone weight from that?
>>40681681
>juggling
Rogue makes some great films though
>>40681715
>he doesn't do weighted juggling
What equipment do I need to get or what exercises to I need to do to start getting started with strongman?
Steroids and swole autists general
Previous
>>40665545
waifus
you really need to stop making shitty OPs
include the fucking wiki
>>40681454
>shoulder length with bangs
Shit tier waifu tbH
Ok /fit . You have spent all those years sculpting your beautiful body to attact hot young girls everywhere you go. But what would you do if this creature start hitting on you ?
> Hey anon my husband is out for work, come inside...
>>40681022
Same thing females do
"I have a boyfriend, sorry."
>>40681022
>Implying I can afford to be choosy.
>sheeeeeesh
Turn her down because I'm not obligated to say "yes" to every female.
Why did you make this thread?
>6'0
>Broke both collarbones
>Lost a bunch of weight due to not being able to move
>Now 155lbs / 70kg
>I still can't gym for a few months, but I've started bulking
>I'm eating lots of eggs and bacon on toast every day
>500kcal of butter per day on the toast
This is okay right?
It's fine except the last part.
wow i would love to play a game of monopoly with her and her family.
>>40680872
same here and maybe also have some dinner
Lets see those faces. Or are you too scared to show it?
Sure
Posted this in a different thread but here we go
Shout out to the guy who was spamming mewing threads a couple years ago
>>40680436
This guy is nearly as ugly as I had assumed
>first day in gym
>cant even deadlift the PVC pipe
>first day in kindergarten
>still can use he monkey bars
>gym falcon lays eggs
>stand in line for free baby falcon
>hatches the next day
>they're actually pigeons
>cant lift the protein powder container
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET STRONGER THEN
How does /fit/ view single dads with kids from surrogate mothers? Is this the patrician way?
no, being breastfed is vital for good lifelong health
>>40678879
Taking care of children entirely on your own is the final redpill
>>40678879
is this an actual thing? I've never heard of it, single men aren't allowed to adopt as far as I know and I figured there'd be similar restrictions on surrogacy.
Single woman are allowed to adopt and murder kids if they want.
>buying jeans that fit
>always being the first person asked to help move stuff
>people making fun of your blender bottle
>Can't go to a party or club without some insecure, dyel manlet trying to start some shit with you.
>>40676772
So annoying..
>>40676752
>making fun of your blender bottle
Unless you have one of those retarded grenade ones, theyre just joshing you
Why is the bodybuilder the manlet?
>>40676319
Because bodybuilders are always short people who need to compensate for their height with muscles.
Why does the powerlifter have abs?
>>40676319
Why is the crossfitter built like he lifts?
Simple shit. Post where you made it genetically (#blessed) and list your shortcomings.
Pros:
>6"3'
>full head of thick hair, dad and grandfathers do too
>high test, daily shaves to keep face clean
>white
>9 inch dick
>functioning lactase gene
Cons:
>going blind, will end up like +7-8 when +10 is 'legally blind'
>higher risk of schizophrenia, bipolar, depression etc.
>probably autistic
>below average face
>wide hips
>>40673557
Pros:
>6'1
>high test, my bloods came out 987ng/dl natural
>wide frame
>never sick (good immune system)
>8x6 dick
>nicely shaped head
Cons:
>balding
Pros:
>6'2
>Decent frame
>Not so ugly people wont talk to me
>probably never go bald
>acne not so bad
Cons:
>Shit face
>Shittier facial hair
>Hair everywhere on body
>Ancestors had arranged marriage so no /god/ evolution
>Genetic weak teeth (or so ive heard)
>>40673557
>10/10 face
>8/10 body
>143 I.Q.
>Solid career
Cons:
>5'10''
>143 I.Q.
>7 x 5.3 inch pencildick