Archived threads in /fit/ - Fitness - 3386. page

>>40692289
so no one wants to contribute...
i take half of my whey before training and some creatine half after
works out nicely 4 me

and now 4 s th completely different
why is there so much cancer on the other boards?
not a newfag but been away for a few months...
any suggestions?

>>40692289
Only preworkout for me is sips. Been using it for almost a year now. I met some powerlifters at school who drink it all day, like way too much, so I tried one can before lifting one day and haven't stopped since.

>>40692289
beta-alanine and citrulline-mallate
pretty happy with both.

>>>/tv/
>>>/v/
>>>/trash/

>>40691765
fuck, look at this cool kid that just figured out how to link to other boards. this is more fitness related than 50% of posts currently up on /fit/.

>>40691723
dyel

>>40691507
>>>/lgbt/
Shoo shoo

>>40691507
>women and can never be bros
>doesn't know about bromen

>>40691519
that makes no sense, if anything /pol/ would post this.

>>40690928
I only say I'm vegan to fuck vegan girls.
After I bang their back out I order a steak and eat it in front of them. They usually get the message and leave, but they come back for another fuck every once in a while. Begrudgingly.

P.S.
I don't like steak.

>>40690928

1) Invest time, money, and energy planting crops.
2) Invest time, money, and energy making animals eat those crops.
3) Invest time, money and energy killing those animals and packaging them so they don't spoil.
>Omnivore logic

>>40690928
To bang vegan girls yeah. Haven't met a fat vegan yet so it's a good question to cut the Bullshit. Pretty popular where I live and super easy. I started because animal feelings but honestly have a felt better and had way better shits since I've been vegan. You couldn't convince me to go back at this point.

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you guys didnt tell me that I cant drown my sorrow with roids

Just pinned prop for the first time.

Should I take 0.5mg of adex EOD or use that only when I'm feeling high estro symptoms?

>>40690375
>There's a wiki somewhere if you can find it.
Lazy cunt.

>>40690401
Damn, I was about to. Use it wisely.

i avoid looking at them

>>40689977
I lift weights so my blood is forced from my dick to my muscles.

I am also not turned on by men.

>>40689977
Remember that none of them would actually fuck you and keep lifting.

*fart* haha lol

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>>40688227
ebin :D

>>40688197
That's good. Have your doc prescribe you some test and enter the land of magical gainz.

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>>40687322
Daily reminder that, no matter how much you fucked up, how much you dodged workouts and cheated on your macros/calories, you're still not this delusional cult leading little faggot

>>40687258
>single mother

lol he reminds me of me

extremely goodlooking but autistic as fuck

when I was 14 I went on a date with this 10/10 and I remember I didn't speak to her for the entire thing I just ignored her cause I was so nervous

the only thing I ended up saying was "sorry for being a pussy" while snickering and looking down at my shoes

she sent me a text later that night and said to meet her on tuesday and I fucked her

at the time I was 5'11"

>>40687398
keep in mind this "date" was like 4 hours


4 hours of PURE silence

not even hi or anything and then near the end I just said "sorry for being a pussy" and that was it, she didn't even reply

and I STILL FUCKED HER

nothing that magical has happened again to me but it was fucken rad m8

>>40686769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3-BDy55tq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qUusW6is0

Yes, I am a weeb
>t-this site is anonymous, right?

>>40686769
>>40686849
fuckin' couple cookie cutter gaycunts over here,

apologise to your parents, ye fukin...

I mean it.

>>40686849
>that first one
my nigga that one gets me going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnU5z4SkjDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k11ZfUy8ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEULybZnLO8

>>40685531
>Peanut butter
>Cook it in milk instead of water

Chia seeds

>>40685543
What sort of savage would cook oats with water anyway.

>>40685032
Nah, it's really gay.

>>40685037
Proving your physical superiority over another man, literally the most alpha thing you could do

>>40685058
HA GAAAAAAAAAAY.


No really, that is really stupid. :^)

Have you tried eating more than 1 gram of protein a day

Post body.

And yea those are shit numbers, most people can reach that within 5-6 months of lifting.

Get on a beginner strength programme, follow it until you can't up the weight anymore then switch to an intermediate and go from there

Too many reps

pussy mindset

not eating lots of high-protein calories

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>>40681449
>mfw after drinking this

does this taste ok?

>>40681449
>First ever post on 4Chan. Have lurked for years.
What the fuck is wrong with you freaks? You don't even have to register an account. Why would you lurk THIS LONG without posting?

>>40680107
Way too complex to sum up.

>>40680107
Basically if /fit/ met in a gym everyday.

>>40680107
Better than any sitcom on tv, except for Always Sunny