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Let's have some quotes thread.
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"I love all kinds of cocks, but big black ones are my favorite"
-OP
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When do you usually go to the gym? When are there the least amount of people present?
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General rule:
Morning, Old ppl
Day, Adults
Night, Teens
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Hey op is this this from the same statue?
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Campus gym
It is always crowded
Always
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WHATS ON UR GYM PLAYLIST GAYBOYS!? 2017-03-31 10:01:31 Post No.40913500
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WHATS ON UR GYM PLAYLIST GAYBOYS!?
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>>40913500
Actually like 10% of my workout/run playlist is Deftones. Makes you think.
>Change in the house of flies
>Headup
>Shove It
>Hexagram
>Street Carp
>Elite
This are in way my favorites, just the ones that pump me up.
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>>40914650
These are not necessarily my favorites*
Fucked that one up good
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>>40913500
mostly Salsa, but I am a weird guy (straight)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWBiX_gBSFU&index=55
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Is Efro on roids?
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Yes.
Next question?
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>>40913391
Is it bad to use roids at 21? Like the less-powerful ones like anavar and primo?
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>>40913374
Yes.
how many pushups do I need to do to get this body?
what would my daily calorie maintenance be?
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Dozen Meat Mountains a day for a year.
Pushups equal to digits of your posts.
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>>40913033
You can't.
Broly's body is not achieved.
He was literally born an ubermensch chad saiyen.
That's winning the genetic Mega Millions jackpot at birth.
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>>40913108
I WANT TO BELIEVE DAMN IT
There needs to be a new exercise routine that causes you to grow to 8 feet tall and have shoulders as wide as a semi.
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How much Omega-3 is recommended, or do you take daily?
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>>40911618
i take 1000mg twice daily
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>>40911686
what actual differences have u noticed? pls no lie
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>>40911686
Did you see any loss in belly fat?
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> do you guys think bullying motivates people?
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>>40908874
it motivates the people worth motivating
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>>40908874
No, it makes you feel like shit, the last thing you want to do is go to the gym when you feel like the biggest loser in the world, self motivation is the only way
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>>40908874
It motivated me
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You fuckers think you know fat hate? How often does a fatty really ruin your day? I'm a massage therapist. I know fat hate. Let me break down some highlights of my day for you:
>Go to get clients folder, see a cute girl in the waiting room
>She smiles at me, holy shit this could be a good day
>Call out clients name
>Mfw 400lbs of unwashed Pudge cosplay gets up instead
>Ugh. Take specimen to my room of personal hell for the next 1.5 hours
>I know she's ready when I no longer hear the sounds of intense struggling to lay on a fucking table through the door
>Begin kneading my hands through this putrid dough elemental
>Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it.
>Now begins the small talk. Usually they mention how they just did a triathlon or began "boot camp"
>She works in an office and says she walks "an average of 5 miles at day" at work
>Mfw every time I put pressure on her back I get a waft of rancid ass
>The whale starts moaning constantly
>Getting pissed now
>I move to her legs. There is black shit caked behind her knees she's never been able to wash
>Wtf her ankles look like crushed soda cans
>Begin working on her glutes, start questioning my life choices
>Alright time to turn over
>"Easy for you to say tee-hee" Every. Fucking. Time.
>Turning over is like an ancient trial to her people. One that many have tried and failed. The struggle is unreal.
Continued-->
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>>40904541
Holy shit I want to hear more
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>>40904541
>Completely out of breath, she barely makes it
>I begin working on her neck, but such intense movement has caused her to sweat profusely
>Mfw it mixes with my lotion, turning it to slime
>Moving on to arms...
>Wtf her hands smell like relish. Did she eat a fucking hotdog in the car on her way over?
>Alright time to work on her waffle stompers.
>They literally smell like shit. The mind goes to dark places.
>Her toenails, far beyond her reach, are twisted and gnarled with fungus
>Finally I finish up with her unwashed scalp, her dandruff decorating my black pants like stars in the night sky
>At last it is finished.
>She leaves half a normal tip and waddles off
>After she leaves I remove her essence from the room the best I can and proceed to my next client.
Dear god no...
>This one is even fatter. And it's a 2 hour massage.
I FUCKING HATE FATE PEOPLE
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>>40904541
>"Easy for you to say tee-hee" Every. Fucking. Time.
top. fucking. zozzle. that is toooo good
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CBT: Hungry skelly edition 2017-03-30 05:54:30 Post No.40898163
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CBT: Hungry skelly edition
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My body comp varies a shitton from day to day. Wat do
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work traps, if you actually have any
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Hungry skeleton reporting in 5'9 165lb
Rm 1/2/2/3
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>>40898207
holy shit nigga we have the same exact scale, that's pretty epic
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>that guy who wears a superhero shirt to the gym
>bonus keks if it's a compression shirt
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>>40895918
Theres a dyel asian that wears a compression one every day
He looks like trash
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>>40895918
>that doughy-buff semi-manlet who wears a superman shirt ever
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>wearing a superhero shirt ever
>owning anything involving a superhero after age 16
fucking manchildren
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Seriously guys, when can I stop bulking?
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>stopping bulking
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>>40916841
HIT THE BRAKES NEW FRIEND
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>tfw 6'6 133kg giant
>Trying to get /fit/
>Started going to the gym yesterday
>Felt good aftwards but still in pain the next day
Keep me motivated /fit/
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>>40916705
If you get jacked at 6'6 you will dwarf literally everyone. Keep that in the back of your mind as inspiration. Also the pain the next day goes away after a few weeks or so.
Just think about how fuckin yuge you'll be though, ultimate alpha physique if you stick with it
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>>40916705
Being hurt means it's working.
Or that you're fucking up, but you read the sticky, so no problem. Drink lots of water and stretch. The pain is progress brother
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>>40916783
It doesn't hurt to the point where I can't move, just slightly uncomfortable
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>don't wanna do cardio because afraid people will look at me/hear me while I'm running
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>>40916307
go do some cardio in the sauna like zyzz
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>>40916312
That would be even worse because there would be other people there and I wouldn't know where to look :/
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>>40916307
>don't wanna do cardio because I'm trying to leave skelly mode and don't want to have to eat another meal
>want to do cardio because it's fun
Any fatasses want to trade with me?
Daily reminder to grow your neck.
The difference between looking DYEL with a shirt on or not is the neck. If you have a pencil neck you will forever look beta and DYEL as fuck.
How's your neck, anon?
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>>40916215
14" neck
want to kill myself because it doesn't grow at all
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HOW TO GROW NECK?
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>>40916215
What are some good neck exercises that I can do at home and won't break my spine?
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>Canadian
>claims to be 5'3"
>looks even smaller
I require /fit/'s top scientists to determine if this manlets height is hot or not.
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thats a midget
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>>40915390
I met him in person, interviewed him, and had lunch with him
he's 5' even
interviewer is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7z_KCmKMkA
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someone post the door handle arithmetic meme