>tfw long neck
what do?
cant really get traps like zyzz
>>42881900
Use it for a comical lynching where you try to hang yourself but it's too long so you touch the ground and people walk by and laugh, you might get an empathetic long neck cutie to get ur dick wet you never know
cardio or beer?
pic not related
>>42881866
WHATEVER IT TAKES
>>42882153
WHEN SHE SUCKS YOUR LAST 5%
>>42882695
topkek
Are protein supplements a good alternative to eating meat? I want to go vegetarian to lose weight but it's so hard to get protein without eating some nasty nuts or beans. And since whey is from milk, does it contain vitamin B12?
>>42881857
No.
>>42881857
>dont want to eat nasty nuts or beans
shut up u baby, eat some real food
t. vegan
>>42881857
Never going to make it
achievable natty?
>>42881658
>tfw this is my goal because i have gyno too
>>42881692
Lol just build muscle and go on a cut with some drugs to assist with gyno
It's still technically natty
>>42881658
dang jacob paulini is hawt
Has anyone else noticed a decrease in sleep quality past a certain threshold of protein intake?
I can't control for all the variables but I've been sleeping terribly lately and upping my protein is the only significant change I've made lately.
>Went from 0.8g/lb to 1.0g/lb
>>42881475
i just feel constipated all the time on high protein,
>>42881475
Must be something else, if anything protein should be improving your sleep. Protein, is broken down to amino acids and reformed into different protein molecules as your body needs it. Melatonin, the hormone (protein) responsible for the sleep-wake cycle, is synthesized from the amino acid tryptophan. If you look at your protein powder label, it should have a lot of tryptophan. Also, eating more should mean more blood shunted to your digestive organs and less to your brain, which should cause sleepiness. So it's probably unrelated to your increased intake.
When I was 25% protein 30%fat 45% carbs I had terrible sleep. Now at 27% p 58% f and 18% c I sleep really well maybe everyone is different but try out more fat especially saturated fat and from healthy sources not shitty factory farmed.
>tfw when ur fit friends invite you to the gym
me, respectively on the right.
>Offered access to a free if amateur form of personal training
>only feels self conscious
You better be female
>>42881490
nigga tf you on about
let nigga live damn
"yes, you'll make a nice plump meal"
fucking pet eaters
get bent. I'm committing friendly fire if we ever team up with china or korea in a war.
>It will be lunch time soon
>don't know what to eat
what are you going to have for lunch?
posting some random stuff in the meantime
2/?
3/?
>just wanted to be big
>spent the last year barely able to make it to the gym cause of scheduling
>only ever had an hour to lift when I did manage to go
>made the most of every minute
>about to lose all my mass in basic
I just wanted to be big but life won't let me
>Got drunk as fuck last night
>Friends tell me I was trying to benchpress my truck bed extender
Anyone else ever do anything similar?
>>42880956
>>Friends tell me I was trying to
When a sentence starts like that, i know it's bullshit
>>42880956
Me and my buddies diddleyed one of those smart cars onto blocks while drunk
>>42881152
Never been black-out drunk, I see.
Don't start.
Its impossible to eat right/sleep/go to the gym
>job
>friends
>college
>college related shit
>other hobby
How can i make gains in this insane routine?
neets>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else
How much you work? Unless you work full time it's really not
>college
>"insane routine"
jfc
>>42880952
>insane routine
what
HERE ARE THE FACTS:
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
>37.9% of adults age 20 and older are obese
>32.8% of adults age 20 and older are overweight
>that means about two-thirds of adults in America are either obese or overweight
>20.6% of adolescents age 12 to 19 are obese
>17.4% of children age 6 to 11 are obese
>9.4% of children age 2 to 5 are obese
According to the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases (NIDDK) (which is part of the United States National Institutes of Health, which in turn is part of the Department of Health and Human Services.
>6.3% of adults age 20 and older are extremely obese
>35.7% of adults age 20 and older are obese
>33.1% of adults age 20 and older are overweight
>18.4% of adolescents age 12 to 19 are obese
>15.2% of adolescents age 12 to 19 are overweight
>18% of children age 6 to 11 are obese
>14.6% of children 6 to 11 are overweight
>12.1% of children age 2 to 5 are obese
>14.6% of children age 2 to 5 are overweight
So, this seems really really bad...
kek 'overweight' according to what? BMI? i'm overweight according to that bullshit statistic and i run a 6.5 minute mile.
70% of americans are in good shape, and the vast majority of obese fucks are in bumblefuck, Kansas. go to any major global city and you'll see that most people are skinny or average.
>>42880928
>70% of americans are in good shape, and the vast majority of obese fucks are in bumblefuck, Kansas. go to any major global city and you'll see that most people are skinny or average.
Wow, you are so smart. Good job!
>>42880916
Delete this.
DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP HERE
YOU COULD FACE, YOU COULD FADE AWAY
BRIGHT LIGHTS ON A STARLESS NIGHT
BURN A HOLE IN THE DYING DAY
How does one get brain gains?
How can a /fit/ man become an intellectual?
Read books.
>>42880579
Just read the basics of philosophy, politics, economics and the most important classics
>>42880579
Have you ever heard of something called studying or reading? I heard it's like lifting for the brain.
>The students are back
Why do they always wear shorts over leggings and nike shoes
How do we stop this
>>42880417
How about you step aside and let the big boys who are doing something with their lives get back to lifting after a summer of parties and fucking Stacy?
>>42880417
if you don't wear shorts over leggings you're a faggot/european
>>42881539
Yeah europoors are all gay as heck they even import refugees to fuck their women it's unbelievable
>tfw gf has stronger jaw than you
how do I cope bros
>>42880318
you're fucking her. this is in itself proof that your other qualities compensate for your weak jawline.
impregnate her and have strong-jawed chad sons