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>>41059178
vitamins, fibre

>>41059181
so how much should you be eating with each meal my guy?

>>41059178
because micros are important too, and no fiber pills don't count

Men don't start declining until like 35 and even then it's slow

>>41059144
you won't feel decline until you're in your 40s. you still have 7-10 good years

>>41059144
>My body, no matter what, is in decline now, isn't it?
if you let it be, sure

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>>41059117
I rolled on a push up thread and completely forgot to complete it .

>>41059117
>I ate Mcdolans yesterday

>>41059117
I got calf implants because I was ashamed of having nocalves.

they come as cheap as 5€ here man just buy them.

if you really want to make them at home i know Clarence Kennedy did it in one of his videos. problem is i dont remember if it was a seperate vid or spliced into some other vid of his.

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>>41059045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quht7C1TiXE

thanks anon

>>41059033
Mixed grip requires zero shekels. Hook grip may reguire chalk but a 50g cube of chalk will last years and costs only a few bucks. Straps are the strongest option but you will spend more time on set up. Mixed grip take no more time than double overhand to set up. Hook grip may take a little fiddling each time but not as much as straps.

>gets to inject test

hmm

>>41058881
It's probably at the normal male levels for his age.

>implying it's not immediately obvious that's not a man

>>41058874
i do the bar is 45lb wtf would you not?

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yeah. along with the hairs on our arms
the nails on our fingers
the air in our lungs
the hair on our heads
the skin covering our muscles
the urine in our bladder
the shit in our intestines

>>41058874
yes, obviously

>we had a great time catching up
>the food was okay, the atmosphere was nice. the salmon skin was horrible though
>we finish our food and she say she wants to buy a burger for her brother
>we walked to the nearest fastfood joint and let her be
>a friend of mine called, so i told her i'll be outside
>minutes passed, i was wondering what's taking so long
>i went inside and see the cashier was talking to her
>walk to her and say" hey you got your food already?"
> the cashier then walked back and get the plastic behind him and give her the food
>"that'll be $4 "
>i was weird out, but what she ordered is clearly a $7 meal
>whatever, we went back to my car
>she said, she was tired and want to go home
>alright
>i saw a cop car flashing its light in the distance in front of me
>oh shit, if its a roadblock then im screwed
>'why' she asked
>i havent renew my license registration
>i slowed down, the cop tells me to just pass on
>thatwasclose.jpg
>i was feeling tense
>as i drive away, she then's touching my chest
>'what are you trying to touch? haha'
>she says she wants to feel my heartbeat because she saw me i was nervous when the cop was near
>tries to make fun of her that clearly she's touching on the wrong side
>she feels embarrassed
>try to comfort her, grab her hand and tell her its on the lower left side of the chest
awkwardness ensued
>drives a bit faster
>spaghetti starts to fall off my pockets

proceed

>>41059057
that was the end

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>tfw he is gonna make it,be happy, then have a heart attack on on his victory stream

>>41058752
boogie never lost anything other than water weight. maybe if they cut off his legs but i would call that cheating

>>41058752
>making it
The fatty will be lucky to live another 5 years.

>>41058634
he's been working out for the past 50 years
I bet scooby looks DYEL next to prime arnie

>>41058640
*I meant both the same age

Really makes you think

b-bump

>>41058621
Hammer curls, barbel curls. triceps extensions etc. I'm in same boat as you, put on 15kg in about 9mths (70kg now). Unless you work out arms etc, the weight gains gonna go straight to your gut and practically nowhere else.

>>41059146
I've been doing all these curls and extensions every other day for a half a year now plus other exercises and I see results on my chest, back and shoulders, my silhouette became a little bit more muscular but arms still suck. I will try to eat more maybe and add some pull ups and dips to my routine. I just need to be careful not to overwork them.
>practically nowhere else.
maybe a little bit of it went to my face and that's it

nobody wants to be with a virgin because you always care about the first one. no girls wants to have some clingy guy constantly breathe down her neck. buy a hooker and get over it

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Can you post a pic of how you look? Not here to make fun, but just to offer constructive criticism based on your appearance.

Listen to rap

>>41058372
he looks like shit. i looked like that in 1 year on SS and i fucked around. if you have good genetics and dedication you can look like that in 6 months

>>41058387
delusional faggot

>>41058400
How stupid can you be

The Orthodox Church will take you back when you're ready to accept your rightful position, mate.

Lmao good luck with that sandnigger shit. Meanwhile your pope is kissing immigrant's feet.

I like tiddies and as the quality of my body increases, the quality of obtainable tiddies will increase.

I call it the fitness to tiddy ratio.

>>41058114
I heard stories of NBA players have incredible late growth spurts such as David Robinson who was 5'9 his junior year of high school and 6'7 his senior year and then 7'0 in College.

>>41058148
>I heard stories of NBA players have incredible late growth spurts such as David Robinson who was 5'9 his junior year of high school and 6'7 his senior year and then 7'0 in College.

that's what HGH injections do for you

>>41058162
Fuck mayne, I am seriously considering taking that shit but I am broke af and have no idea where to find a legit plug.

JOPBAD

>>41058113
care to elaborate?

>>41058123
You carry around and eat an entire jar of peanut butter every single day