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>>41240979
only on ur nips

>>41240979
Fuck yes.

>>41240979
it will possibly accelerate the onset of hair loss if you're predisposed to it.

>>41240944
What soda are you drinking?

>>41240944
Are you taking enough sodium/potassium ?
Are you under 20g carbs a day ?

I'm doing great on keto but i know some people are not made for it (gens and stuff)

>>41241176
>implying OP is retarded
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the body and say he's doing it somewhat correctly. Keto for some people just doesn't feel good. I'm a huge advocate for keto and know how to do it but for longer than weeks I can't. The carb cravings stay with me no matter what.

>>41240895
>I don't know how to take a joke on a comedic forum

You gotta kys yourself m80, or otherwise, have a sip to cool off. I recommend white sips.

>>41240895
I dont get how websites can literally block your posts before they even get posted because they meet certain algorithms yet the mods can't even keep pics of monster being posted? That would literally stop it. /r9k/ has this system right?

But they are hella quick to ban Tinder posters which are actually fitness related because muscles help get sloots

>>41240951
Fuck the mods

Chinks are the only ones that have to take steroids to make gainz

>>41240956
That's a pajeet or some kind of jungle azn

>>41240890
>no legs
>no face
try again

>>41240879
It's literally the only pot I have, I meal prep and reheat my lunch with it. It's absolutely amazing.

>>41240879

Ship it to me, senpai. I'll use it.

Realistically though, you can make your slow cooker recipes on it and they'll take about half the time because it's a pressure cooker.

Beyond that, there's a fuck load of paleo recipes or there for it

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1 cup red lentils
1/2 cup whole oat groats
1 medium carrot, diced
1 medium onion, diced
1 cup celery, chopped
Black pepper
Enough water to fill about 1/2-1inch above everything

17 minutes high-pressure

It's fun

>>41240588
MMA, for the most part, requires speed and agility on top of raw physical power.

>>41240614
So (fake)rope skipping trains all of that?

>>41240562
>MUSCLE MILK
>CONTAINS NO MILK

america

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Wrong pic.

overpriced garbage

You sound like an autistic, jealous, insecure, emotionally retarded faggot.

OP you sound like you lead a retarded life

Break up with her and read some books

>>41240556
yeah he's my pal

>>41240528
you need one shoe with an elevated heel or heel insert so that you stand flat-footed (as far as the shoes are concerned) and can assume all the positions needed

go slow and pay attention to your body needs and go for it

if you're super worried then do a machine program, look for lyle mcdonald's basic machine program iirc it's in his post on training the obese beginner

maybe a hybrid program if you can do some barbell stuff ok like bench press etc but need machines for leg work

good luck and God bless

>>41240934

Thanks man - machines hadn't actually crossed my mind.

>>41240950

Your situation sucks but I'd avoid machines as much as possible if you can. The shoe insert seems like the best way to do things. Googling or checking the archives of bodybuilding.com might yield you results of discussions that have taken place to help solve this sort of thing.

>>41240477
when is it my turn for a cute boy in a choker necklace?

>>41240487
2b stop posting

>>41240477
Fate/stay night ost

I thought I was 5'10" because my grandma would always call me tall

then I started dating a 5'10" guy and got measured at doctor's office at 5'8"

and it's hard not to be obsessed with your height when 10% of posts on /fit/ are manlet memes and 25% of tindr posts say they like tall guys

>>41240432
>I'm a 1.81m (aka 5'11.25
nothing to see here guys, just another raging manlet

>>41240432
source on this

That's a girl

>>41240398
Farmers walk

>>41240398
ewwwww

Yes phoneposters need to be gassed

>>41240310
>being too poor to afford a phone
Kek

I ended up getting morning wood again

It is a sex toy
https://www.amazon.com/Valeo-Resistance-Exercises-Coordination-Flexibility/dp/B0007IS700

>>41240236
so he brought me some women's meme workout accessory

>what did he mean by this? :(

You use it to do like stretches and stuff. I used some for a while when I needed PT for my messed up back.

their nuggies

>>41240155
Can "bread" chicken in almond meal

You could always eat it post-workout for the medium-high gi carbs.