What do you think of this fit girl?
I'm talking about the one on the far left.
>>41263204
I don't
>>41263204
what fit girl?
hey /fit/
what mode(s) are me and my workout partner?
>>41263186
This fucking guy is like a comet. He has to make a pass through here periodically.
>>41263186
we workout for girls mode
>>41263186
Faggot mode
>tfw get fit
>meet grill
>feel companionship
>fell feels I never knew I could feel
>my autism continously pisses her off because I can't talk
>just do sweet things all the time
>wish I could just not talk
Fuck fit. How do I stop being autism?
>>41263175
Do things that are reminiscent of your autism
BOY I'M SIPPING TEA IN YO HOOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, YOU BUTTERCUP?
PURRP IN THAT BLUNT, SMOKING SUICIDE BLOODY BLUNTS
PUSSY BOY YOU TALKING SHIT FOR TWITTER, IT AIN'T ADDING UP
HOW THESE PUSSY NIGGAS MOVING DAY TO DAY
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
>>41263175
That was me with my first and only gf.
She left me after 7 months because she was sick of it, and then I obsessed over her for months after that.
It was bad, just kill yourself now to save the trouble.
>feeling kinda sore and tight from working out
>Decide to go to one of those asian massage places that are open late
>Cute asian girl attends me
>At this point didnt think id get a hj
>During the massage she asks if i want full service
>Take it because I'm a loser that has never had sex
Damn fit why didnt you tell me you could actually fuck at these places. The girl was actually pretty cute too; i was expecting a old mamasan desu
Any of you guys do this too?
Never knew sex could be this easy to get.
There is a 90% chance she was forced into it. at least have the decency to get a real prostitute next time not some literal slave
>>41263089
Yes its well known that asian massage parlours will jerk you off if you are not ultra disgusting looking however going to an asian massage parlour to fuck a slanty eyed gook bitch in a rundown crack den is probably the worst decision you can make, i guess you americans can't really understand arranging to see a verified escort to fuck and suck your meat for an hour
I actually just want a cheap massage, and I see asian massage parlors around offering massages for like 30-35$. Seems like a good deal, but what are the chances I'll get crabs from all the past dudes who fucked spoiled chink pussy on the same massage bed as me.
>do deep squats
>only upper part gets big
>now my inner thighs are chafing while walking, pic related
it's driving me insane, anyone had the same problem? did I fell for the meme or it's just my shitty genetics? I even have sores now pls respond
>inner thighs are chafing
This is why I don't squat. Former fatty here. Finally feel comfortable walking in jeans without my legs rubbing together. Fuck that. I'll stick to DL and calf raises.
You're just fat OP.
Wear boxer briefs. They will wear down in about half a year to a year but who cares, at least you ain't no skinny faggot
What are your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. /fit/?
S:6
>5=The normie-standard (165 body weight x/0,75/1/1,25/1,5)
>8=/1/2/3/4
P:5
>5=No glasses, no tinnitus, normal smell and taste.
E:5
>5=Sick ones a year, no need for naps during the day.
C:7
>5=GF, some close friends, no outspoken enemies.
I:7
>5=Finished high school, IQ of 100.
A:5
>5=Can touch your toes with straight legs and actually do a Slav-squat.
L:6
>5=No major accidents, born in a developed country.
>>41262915
S:7
P:4
E:3
C:6
I:8 *tips fedora
A:2 but slav squat is EZ. maybe cuz 1/2 slav :^)
L:8 Everything kinda works in the end although I do very little
>>41262915
S:8
P:10
E:10
C:2
I:9
A:7
L:10
>>41262976
>ego 10/10
i bet ur a cis white male aswell u fucking faggot and think life is just made for u
What's the best way to lose as much as possible before June 13th ??
I've been invited by friends to go on holidays near the beach at this date and I'm NOT ready
>>41262883
6 week fast
time machine
go back in time and start at an earlier date
>>41262883
How fat are you? If you are skinny fat, nobody will care.
I need a name, /fit/
Also, musclefu thread I guess
>>41262853
>>41262853
rib tattoos are the new basic bitch tramp stamp
bump
Who is this man? I need a name fit
>>41262769
Darude... aaah, fuck it...
>>41262854
This is not a fuckin joke
>>41262769
make it right side up and repost, so i can tell u
Is it worth it to try no fap?
Does it impove life in any way?
Does it make you significantly more energetic to it the gym and pursue women?
>>41262750
Fap once a week but try to replace it with sex. I go out Friday/Saturday nights. If I don't take a girl home or get any action, I'll end up just fapping on Sunday.
If you're recovering from death grip however, go for a solid 3 months without any sexual activity. It's like hitting the Reset button. After that, just do what I said earlier. And no porn.
>>41262825
A very down to earth way of looking at this
>>41262750
Not really.
Not really.
HELL NO.
>>41254518 previous thread over 300 lbs
Who is /fat/ for? Fat members of /fit/ who want to lose weight
>Sticky
>Even though it is easier to ask, ignore the read the sticky fags
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
http://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/
>Plan your weight loss week by week
http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
inb4 the DNP shills come
>>41262716
What times do you guys eat your meals for optimal cutting? Do you skip breakfast or lunch or something?
>>41263043
breakfast before running and workout
lunch midday
fasting in the evening
Will this ever be topped?
i hope not, untested body building is a mental disorder
who can take the most drugs without dying isn't a sport
>>41262954
You're fucking retarded.
>>41262569
Excuse me?
What can i do to be more attractive and more beautiful?
Do not involve surgeries
kys yourself and hope you get better genetics in your next life
Think about growing a beard if you arent a nu male
if ur a nu male think about suicide
>>41262602
How about a beard that's a littlr longer than a five o clock shadow but not full? Does that help aesthetics? Basically a #1 on a trimmer.
I have blond hair and blue eyes, but my beard is very dark. I think it gives more contrast and makes my eyes pop even more, but beards make me itchy AF
>work out 5 times a week
>1400 calories a day, healthy food, cooking from scratch and measuring everything
>do this for three months
>lose several inches, visually slimmer, muscles more developed but no weight lost
>decide to try keto, still continue to workout, incredibly strict keeping to <50g carbs a day
>no bloating, feel great energy wise
>drop 6lbs in a week
>first weight dropped in three months despite having a good diet and exercise
Is this just the initial affects of keto or could this be something that works for me in particular?
It did also cross my mind that my lack of weight loss could have been due to noob gains and after doing it for three months, this has now slowed down resulting in actual weight loss.
I look better either way, just wondered if macro nutrients can really affect people to the point where they just have a sensitivity to carbs.
>>41262493
>work out 5 times a week
>1400 calories a day
woman or manlet?
>>41262493
1400 caloriedoos a day plus workouts is fucking insane - and probably not in a good away.
Are you a man or woman and what is your age, height, and weight?
>>41262493
>tfw when you're eating 1300 calories a day plus daily workouts.
>tfw when you're 6'4" & 150lbs
Post god tier bulking food ITT
>>41262485
Your moms fat old pussy
>>41262485
still waiting for your post, op.
>>41262485
what the fuck is that?