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that's a freudian slip!
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>what's lennys latest video
>his eyes are yellow
he doesn't have much time does he
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>>41276835
When i first saw this gif i thought Jason told him something retarded but it's just his usual stare
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>>41276856
that can result from melanotan but the answer to your question is still probably no.
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>5th day of no fap completed
>pull my pants down and watch porn
>masturbate for 25 seconds
>didn't cum or precum
>pull my pants back up
I'm still in the clear right guys? Just because I jerk off for 20 seconds doesn't mean I have to restart the clock.
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You fapped. Just because you didn't cum doesn't mean you didn't fap. Day 0 it is.
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>>41276819
You fucked up. Might as well finish the pump.
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Restart the clock nigger.
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I thought The Rock were 1.96m and Vin Diesel 1.82m. Huh, really makes you contemplate.
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vin diesel is a big guy
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>>41276721
what is even going on in this webm I have seen it so many times and it still makes no sense.
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>>41276721
>>41276841
The Rock is a step down. They look the same height but he's 5 inches lower than Vin.
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Incorrect Use of Exercise Equipment
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When seeing someone incorrectly use equipment at the gym, do you say something to them or let them continue to injure themselves and waste their own time?
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>>41276372
Depends how severe.
If they're just doing something stupid or don't know, I won't say anything.
If they're creating a guilotine out of the smith machine, I'll say something.
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>>41276403
This and also I only give advice to more insecure looking dyels because they're usually the ones who would actually listen to your advice without thinking "what a dick! Who the hell gives gym advice without being asked?"
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I probably only would if I was bigger than them, which I never am.
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>am fat, hate self
>get a shred of motivation
>work out once
>it hurts
>stop working out
Why am I like this? How to fix myself?
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You are too far gone. Just give up
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>>41276348
n-never
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keep working out
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It's time for your daily reminder /fit/
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>>41275935
he's ugly as fuck
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>>41276822
How do I into uncanny valley mode?
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>>41276822
son i am disappoint
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>be 22
>lots of huge family gatherings
>never really liked em
>can't stand sitting on my ass all day while drinking alcohol
>usually take breaks every couple hours and go outside to play soccer or tag or some shit with the kids (range 7 to 17 yr old) like I've done for over a decade
>another family gathering 2 weeks ago
>great weather outside
>headache from the constant cackling by all the women and alcohol
>decide to go get some fresh air
>"hey anon wanna play dodge ball with us"
>"sure why not"
>play for like an hour
>go back inside
>mom:"maybe it's time to grow up, anon"
>"y-you too"
>grab a beer and go back outside to play some more
>/fit/ uncle joins in
>we spent the rest of the afternoon playing dodge ball
>decide it's time to head home
>go inside to gather my shit
>hamplanet mom calls me a manchild
>ignore her and say goodbye to everyone
I don't get it /fit/, is she hating because I'm fit or am I legitimately a manchild?
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Your moms just a cunt.
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She sounds like a bitch
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You should move out
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is 350g of protein a day safe or am I going to fuck myself up?
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Its beyond unnecessary and the excess protein will convert to glucose
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>>41275962
pussy
>>41275754
yeh man do it you should make some nice gains
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Kiss your kidneys goodbye
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I am really into shitty situation right now /fit
>ate one meal only yesterday due to travelling
>came home
>live fucking 10km from town
>1st May so no bus for the whole day
>everything is closed !
>somehow ended having only buckwheat and nothing else
>cant buy milk and other food cause mini markerts are closed
>out of whey
two days startving plus today. I am so pissed of these plebs. I hoped to continue my bulk today but fucking this ! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Help me fit please i am losing gains
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Craft a bow and arrow and go hunting for your food
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Order some delivery
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10km isn't that far, run to town
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>Got to the point of nofap when simply having an erection actually feels better than actually ejaculating
I have fucking ascended
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>>41275640
>notfitnessrelatednowfuckoff.png
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You're setting yourself up for a massive wet dream, been there and it feels worse than breaking nofap
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I watched porn during nofap because having my dick about to break from erection felt good
I had a lot of wet dreams btw
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Stop making excuses and go to the gym today.
I know some of ya'll are thinking of being a lazy fuck today. Just. Go. Now.
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>>41275534
cant its 1 st may.The gym is closed
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Bitch please I go on /fit/
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working on dat trap mode
How do i conquer my emotions /fit/?
Yesterday my girlfriend asked about my "Army" stuff in the morning, even though she knows im a Marine and I dont play that shit.
Then in the evening she was saying a list out loud and said "E-T-C, you know, etcetera" at the end, and I told her I knew what the fuck ETC stands for.
Anyways, she didnt like that and said I had been acting like a bitch all day, and I broke down inside. Thats one of the only things I wont tolerate being called. I was quiet on the drive home, and when we got home, I decided to try to open up, and explain that I didnt like being called a bitch. She apologized and then went back to her place to work on some homework, and then I broke down for real because I realized that by opening up, I basically was being a bitch, and by breaking down it was even worse. Luckily no one saw it, but still.
I can conquer my body, but my emotions are something completely different, and my emotional fitness is terrible currently.
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>>41275459
Lmao having emotions isn't being a bitch.
Learn to accept and enjoy feeling emotions and you will have conquered them.
When you learn that feeling is fine and it doesn't matter what you feel but how you respond to it.
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>>41275459
Don't be so god damn aggressive. How about instead of "I know what the fuck that means", you just say "yeah." Also, why does being called a bitch bother you so much? If it was baseless you'd brush it off without any thought. The shit that gets under people's skin is the stuff that has a hint of truth to it, so stop being a bitch.
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>>41275459
>im a Marine and I dont play that shit.
kek I've seen Marines lash out after being called a soldier. You fuckers can be autistic sometimes.
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what does /fit/ think of darebee?
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meme tier workouts that don't do shit but normies fall for it anyway because muh graphic design looks like it works
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>>41275680
None of those are "meme workouts"
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>>41275453
neilarey?
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I think I fucked up my legs look like chicken drumsticks
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>>41275293
London
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Shave torso and pubic hair.
Trim leg hair.
Keep arm hair.
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>shaves legs
>doesn't shave toes
wew
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How can someone do Starting Strength if there's no consensus about it? I'm a beginner on those things, and I'm almost giving up it.
Ignore dat pic related.
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Physical education is one of the most inaccurate things. Everyone has a different response on anything.
That's really annoying.
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The consensus is that it will give you fat legs and no upper body, if you want that go for it
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>>41275272
t. Fat body and no muscle