Just eat eggs bro, they're the best!
>>42821256
ok, i will
Who wouldn't want to eat life force container for miraculous gains and well being?
>He thinks we eat fertilized eggs
>Obese people
>Skeletons
>People who use gear
>people who get fake muscles surgically installed
>>42821129
Virgins
>>42821129
Manlets
>>42821129
Obese people are by far the worst, obviously. That human Ken doll is a freak but at least he doesn't smell or take up your seat space. And clothed, the horrors of his body are rendered invisible. Fat people are just disgusting no matter what they do.
Why does "UFC fighter" Phil Brooks have so much loose skin? He was never fat.
maybe extreme water cut?? or maybe hes o ff cycle
>>42820973
>maybe hes o ff cycle
he's straightedge
>>42820888
That's what happens after 30, no matter what.
Tell me /fit/, for whom do you lift for again?
I lift to forget.
i lift for candy
>>42820572
Based taste, mein negger.
I'll start:
>Hard working
>Doesn't take himself too seriously
>Makes good educational videos (has an actual degree in human physiology)
>Is a 6 feet, russian-born leaf just like me so I can identify with him
>fake natty
i hate him already
jeff nippard and omar
jeff is essentially nerdwriter
>>42820437
Alex jones
I've been lifting two months and already have 18 year olds drooling.
>protip: im 26
>>42819642
Boom.
>>42819647
You live in Montclair bro????
>>42819642
You might be 26, but you text like a fucking child. GJ on the teen puss tho
I can't fucking hit 225 bench. My strength is shit despite working out for years and being 170 lbs. What the Fuck us wrong with me?
>le eat more le hungry skeletal
>>42818821
Yeah I know but 170 isn't enough for a 225 bench? I see half of you fags hitting it at lower body weights.
I stall on bench a lot. Granted I've only been seriously lifting for eight months but my bench is the first thing to obviously suffer when I don't eat enough.
I'm serious. Maintain a regular schedule and EAT
Is it true that womeme's will forever stop you from reaching full potential?
>>42818812
They want you to be fit but not too big so yes
>>42818812
I'd rather be in that situation that being a gay
>>42818812
I wish i was gay
people would be alot nicer to me
could have a gay gymbro to hang with and get laid easily
How do you beat gaming addiction? I seriously cannot stop thinking about playing WoW or LoL, it's all I do until I'm actually playing... I cannot maintain basic responsibilities in my life because of this let alone maintain any kind of fitness schedule. :[
>>42818714
All that helps is cold turkey.
HOW does someone get addicted to a game as shitty as LOL?
>>42818714
I take 200mg of modafinil every morning so my brain literally will not allow me to do anything that's not productive
/fraud/ - no AI or oral only cycle questions allowed edition
Read all of http://reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.
If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.
ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.
previously on roiding for this general: >>42806295
Youthink this kid is on HGH or Slin or anything? He's fucking massive. Everyone says he takes 2 grams of tren + 20 IU HGH and a whole loltta slin veery morning.
>>42818605
What is that fucking tumor coming out of his chest
>>42818605
is this the new /fit/ meme
Momscience thread
>Anon, don't eat 5 eggs a day, it's very bad for you with all of that cholesterol!
>anon, that creatine stuff isn't steroids is it? I know you've been going to the gym but know that I won't let you take steroids
>you're eating too much protein!!! I just read it can destroy your livers. This obsession needs to STOP
>mfw don't get more than 100g of protein a day
My mom doesn't say this stuff to me because I don't live with her
Why were chads so common in the 40's?
They didn't want to photograph any bad looking people. Also tap water has estrogens.
idk mein freund
was back when men were men, women were women, and people didn't spend the day lounging in comfort
GO
>>42814696
This is just a bulk/cut... Do tell me, how new are you to bodybuilding?
>>42814741
ya nah
This is me personally
392lbs @ 6'4 to 198lbs
How're you holding up /fit/?
>>42813546
Day 9 for me. Longest I've gone in 5 years. I'm feeling awesome. Have no urge to tug.
>>42813546
I managed to get to day 8 but relapsed a couple times, so day day 1 again. Wish me luck bros
>>42813546
>no fap day 8
>turn on tv
>its some french movie
>what ever browse phone while watching
>the leading female is a milf
>nice
>she unbuttons her shirt and leans over to impress some young guy
>instantly pop a boner
>as the flick goes on she shows more and more cleavage
>her titties are bouncing all over the screen
>start stroking and cum hard all over myself
FUCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the Keto diet the real deal? Do carbs cause fat more than other things?
>>42813206
Keto allows weight loss if you eat less calories than you expend. Any diet does. Keto's just an unhealthy way to do it.
>>42813206
Putting butter on top of that is disgusting.
Eggs and bacon are good for breakfast. Lots of protein, not heavy on calories.
Keto increases the % of protein in your diet, and makes it hard (by restricting carbs) to mass calories.
You should do the latter without doing the former, carbs are great for energy.
>>42813226
That's not butter