let's get a moose thread going
>>41633878
fucking kek. guess wont have wet moose dreams anymore
>>41633878
no fucking way
>>41633878
is that jessi slaughter
How THE FUCK are supposed to fix that shit? Tried "streching" once and just snapped my shit up it was way worse than before!
the bare minimum for flexibility is to be able to place your palms flat on the floor with your knees locked, and to join your hands vertically behind your back
You are essentially a cripple and a complete failure at fitness
>>41633635
this is a meme
>>41633643
No, it's a basic fact of life you learn in the course of regular physical education. It's the equivalent of doing 10 push ups or 30 jumping jacking or being able to run one mile without stopping
The best part of being a /fit/izen is becoming gay. I'm so much happier since I started dating men.
Thanks /fit/!
>>41633584
Tfw I wish I was fucking gay because getting dick is so much easier than getting pussy.
welcome to being fully woke
you are now free of all burdens
>>41633611
>this
and
>lifting for pussy makes you gay
>wut.png
Is the metabolic/anabolic window a meme?
>>41633562
This photo reminds me of the time I heard some middle aged dude tell a girl at the gym to go look up suicide girls in her spare time.
Never saw either of them again, shame.
>>41633562
Yes/No
>>41633851
cuz she looked like one and he wanted to bully her? or just a weirdo wanting sex?
Should I pay someone to train me or is that a beta fag move
youre supposed to pay someone to lift the weights for you so you can suck their gains out later
nope, most trainers are faggots. they'll keep you doing useless routines and exercises, and when you dont see results you'll keep coming back to your trainer and they'll make you do some different bullshit exercises and routines. it's a revolving door of fuckery.
Make sure you get a female pt so that instead of looking like a faggot you just look like an incel instead, and no, she won't even say hello to you outside of the pt sessions, why did you even think to ask me that?
Who is The Golden One?
Weird looking roider who blames his fetal alcohol syndrome face on Jews and apparently legitimately thinks he's a 40k Primarch
>>41633297
It's the alias of a youtuber who used to be known as 'latsbrah' - this new alias represents his ideology, which is more to do with European pride, clean living, and a metapolitical crusade (in his own words).
Interesting.
He's like a youth-group leader for young men trying to reclaim the spirit of Western Masculinity. Can come across as kinda dorky and kinda campy at times, but he really has the right idea about a lot of things, and you can learn a lot of you pay attention to him without actually trying to directly emulate him.
/fit/ it's come to my attention everything I thought I knew was a lie.
No matter how many whores I have sex with I feel empty. I thought this is what I wanted, I thought this was making it.
>be me 19, entering my sophomore year in college in August
>pretty average dude, my body is the peak of my physical attraction
>summertime rolls around, me and friend hanging out with a couple girls one night
>one of the girls is drunk as fuck and starts texting me in front of her friends
>were just being drunk and talking about dumb shit
>realize girl is purposely showing me her ass and bending over on the couch and flashing her thong at me
>fast forward, end up cuddling her for rest of night
>next day she drops me off at home, when she gets off work she shoots a text
>hey anon, we should chill and watch movies tonight or something
>parents are gone, say sure why not
>I get pretty stoned before she comes over, bad idea, I get anxiety and clam up and have no clue what to say
>just turn on movie and we start cuddling
>the testosterone levels start spiking at unprecedented levels
>one thing leads to the next and I fuck her once, bust in condom
>she starts asking why I don't have a girlfriend and all this girl shit
>realize I can't fucking stand this woman
>maybe if I fuck her again she'll shut up
>start fucking her raw, I'm not into it at all, pretty sure she can tell
>daydreaming about food and what I'm about to watch on Netflix after i kick this whore out
> she flips over on her stomach, "fuck me like this"
>for some reason im getting grossed out
>in the middle of fucking her I just stop pullout and say I'm done
>"did you cum yet?"
>"no, but I'm finished"
>her legs go flat on my bed and a swift gust of air leaves her vagina and makes a fart noise
>absolutetly fucking bewildered by this
>my first reaction is to punch her in the asscheek
>I let out an awkward "haha"
>she eventually leaves cause I told her I wanted tacos at 11pm at night
>>41633007
>05/30/17(Tue)22:22:22 No.41633007
checked
>>41633007
How were the tacos?
>>41633007
>be me 19
Stopped reading
How do I achieve this
>>41632894
by fucking off back to the misc like the faggot you are
>>41632955
rekt
>>41632894
dnp epinephrine caffeine tren and sauna
would not recommend/10
REJOICE /FIT/izens! Eggs are okay!
>>41632891
Those egg council creeps got to you too huh?
>bottom right hand corner
>unbeatable
Missed opportunity for eggscelent.
>>41632921
Reminder than manlets hold an advantage over taller people in times of war.
Hard to shoot at a manlet.
Manlets take cover easier.
Manlets are required for tanks.
Manlets are fucking deadly to fight against.
>>41632732
but they cant see over waist high cover though
Interesting fact about manlets.
During the Napoleonic era, the average British male soldier was 155cm tall and weighed about 50kg.
Lanklets are heavier so they can carry a heavier load and operate heavier weapons. Do you think they give the Javelin or M240 to a manlet? Both have their uses.
You have $200 to spend on Amazon to buy something that will help you in the gym. Aside from supps, what would you buy?
>>41632384
Tank tops
>>41632384
Steroids
>>41632394
>Buying sterons
>On Amazon
What does /fit/ think about Mike Chang?
He uses a fork to eat sushi
you work your ass off in the gym while chang eats wonton and fucks your bitch
He's bisexual
I got fucked by him in 2009 (no joke)
AMA
Which e-celeb's gym would you rather train at?
Bradley Martyn's Zoo Culture
Barbell Brigade
SuperTraining gym, THE strongest gym in the west
Alan Thrall's Untamed Strength
>>41632104
Scooby's house desu
>>41632104
Supertraining, but I don't want to talk to anybody or be gay.
I live in LA and the first 2 are pretty close. I'd go to Bradley's to be honest. I met him at my gold's gym a few months ago and he was actually a pretty down to earth guy. Plus his gym has monkey bars and shit, I'm a fan of functional strength and calisthenics moreso than a generic iron gym.
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>>41632100
contemplate suicide
>>41632118
pretty much this
>>41632118
/thread
BYE FOREVER, YEP GOING FOR INTERNETLESS GAINS.
>moving into a condo with the boys
>making positive changes in the prime of your life
>continuing to use /fit
pick 2
Should I continue using this site? Every moment I spend here has been a waste, well..maybe not every moment.
Goodbye
>>41631903
if I could leave forever, I would.
>been here 7 years now
>>41631908
make the change anon, there's a time for everything.
>>41631903
See you tomorrow anon