What is the minimum level of /fit/ to marry a chubby Latina with a sexy face?
Bumping for interest I need this shit too
You should ideally be:
>taller than her
>shoulder width near the width of her hips
>able to actually carry her
For you to not look fucking weird as a couple. If you are physically smaller than her in bulk it looks really strange so you should be thicc yourself.
>>41884062
Have more food stamps than other men within a 60 mile radius
Thread for all vegans and people interested in the vegan lifestyle.
Vegetarians allowed as long as they don't push their diet.
Meat eaters NOT allowed.
Unless you're here to talk about fitness, take it to >>>/ck/
>>41878111
Why dont you make a discord?
>>41878114
>not allowed to talk about food on a fitness board
I didn't see your comment in the bread, muesli and oeatmeal thread.
Questions that don't deserve their own thread
When I barbell bench I feel like I'm pushing asymmetrically. Should I do some dumbbell benches to prevent this?
Feeling pain on my right shoulder while doing bench press. My form seems alright and it just comes up once i go over 240 lbs.
Wat do?
Hit a weight loss plateu. Does this mean I should start doing cardio? I've managed to lose 39 pounds without it. Will incorporating it into my routine help me break through this wall?
What do you listen to while working out?
The sound of my heavy breathing and sweat drops hitting the floor
Music is for children with ADHD
>>41869972
One of my gyms plays hair nation
The other has rap and hard rock
No headphones because I don't train alone like a fucking dork.
people groaning
Post your goal body.
>>41868890
>>41868890
Is that the alpha destiny manlet?
What is the human equivalent body type to looking like a Ninja Turtle? Pictures would be helpful. How would I achieve this body type?
>>41894192
OK where's the pic of thaf awful looking body builder with the horrible roid gut?
>>41894220
My man Lenny
>too scared to start working out and go to gym 200 meters from where I live because I think people will laugh at my 6'0 skellybody and small arms
what do I do?
Has anyone had a similar expericencebefore they got /fit/?
do I buy some dumbells?
no one looks at you in the gym because they're too busy looking at themselves and their sick gains
>>41893901
nobody finds you that interesting anon just go
>>41893910
This. Don't be a faggot OP.
what if i never get laid and lifting was for nothin
>>41893396
iktfb
>>41893396
Just bang hookers desu
>>41893421
Some men were just born to be Chad, and some men were born to cry in tfw no gf threads on the internet
>Tfw did kegels today
>Feel fucking awful
>Penis feels funny
>Pelvis feels weaker
>I'm meant to do this every day for at least a month
Fuck man.
How many did you do? How long did you hold them for? What does it feel like?
Do them enough and you can cum hands free like me. I haven't jerked off with my hands in like a year
>>41893153
Thirty in a row. Squeeze and hold for 3 seconds, then release for 3 seconds.
First ten dick shakes like crazy. Then it stops doing that. Then holding that squeeze for 3 seconds becomes hard as fuck as my pelvis felt so fucking weak.
An hour later and it still feels weird fuck.
Any other tall fags out there that have good routines? I'm 6'5" and I feel like i never make gains. Can I ever look good?
Eat more, faggot.
kind regards
6'4"
>lifting at 6'5
you were born in the gains why even lift.
6'5 220 here. Gonna need more years than most, a fuckton of food and much more volume than you think. Spend more time on upper body to compensate for your trash leverages (1.5/2.5/4/5 here).
Fit had been the only board I've visited for a good few months. Now it is time for me to go.
Honestly It's the same shit all over all the time and it's a bunch of retards responding to even bigger retards calling out how retarded the opinion is.
Fuck this board.
Fuck chans.
This is my last Timesink to get rid of.
If you reply and your post ends in 6 or 7 you also quit /fit/ for atleast 2 weeks.
PLEASE BAN ME TOO
Oh wait I have a dynamic IP I can't be "banned"
BAN MY NETRANGE YOU FUCKING PLEBS
Joking...
Bye faggots.
Bye anon.
Also rolling.
See you tomorrow OP
>>41892911
You'll sleep it out and be back tomorrow.
>tfw no amount of lifting will help me get a gf
When I am talking to a girl and she starts seeming interested, my autism kicks in and fucks it all up.
When did you learn that face/game>>>>muscles?
>>41892861
You don't have autism. Autistic people are not self aware.
>not getting a brain pump when doing curls
not gonna make it
if you get autisitic have no fear. take a breath and try again.
ive literally asked girls for nudes who were obviously offended and just changed the subject and had a normal conversation. they dont think like men they panic but they dont get scared away permanently
Do ladies even like man ass or is it just a meme?
>>41892803
they do.
man ass is a real thing.
people mirre my buns.
>>41892803
Yes, definitely. Everyone loves a nice ass, no matter who has it.
have you ever been in a relationship?
I've never been with a girl who doesn't appreciate butts.
I get mixture of the three often, sometimes I can't go for days only for it to cause constipation shits and other times it is diarrhoea that keeps on making me go to the toilet every hour or it seems like normal is back but it's painful to poo it out like with constipation.
Even when I think I am done, if I leave the toilet and try to sit down or lay down it starts hurting and making me want to go all over again.
What can I do /fit/bros? Doctors give me tablets according to what is wrong at the time but its never a permanent solution, I hate this.
Nofap
>>41892852
I wish, I'd nofap for life if it stopped this.
No /fit/bro has or had these problems?
How do I make my chest stop looking like this?
>no gyno
your blessed just make it look thicker.
have you tried trying?
if so, what have you tried?
>>41892772
You don't, that's genetics