>double my squat and deadlift volume since they are lagging behind my upper body presses
>legs start to get t h i c c as fuck after a few months on bulk
>literally all my pants dont fit me anymore
what do
>>42847493
Lose weight
>>42847507
i want to keep bulking tho my lifts keep going up
>>42847507
>Lose weight
>Suggesting to lose gains.
never gonna make it
How often do you eat junk food?
I eat it once a week, and its usually kebab.
>>42847492
>eating food from roaches
>>42847492
>supporting disgusting shitskin roaches living in our country feeding us dogshit
If you're gonna eat shit at least do it at a nice place that stimulates internal economy for the people who were born here you dolt.
>>42847609
I am turkish and I live in Turkey you mongoloid.
I have a female friend who is trying to up her fitness level before joining the army. Anyone have any advice for programming that will make her an exceptional warrior?
>>42847338
Yeah tell her not to join the army. She will always be second class to the men.
>>42847338
Hope she likes LOTS of dick.
>>42847338
Tbh just have her do SS or beginner's 5/3/1 and git gud at running. She'll really need endurance for bootcamp and the overall strength gains will help a lot.
>/fit/ tells me I need to ask the biggest guy in the gym if I want to get steroids
>go ask the biggest guy in the gym if he takes them and knows where to find some
>he tells me he doesn't take steroids, is against them and doesn't know where to find them and then spends 10 minutes warning me about the health dangers of steroids
that was embarassing, why did you lie to me /fit/
>>42847243
Don't feel bad, I asked my gf's sisters husband (who I know did a cycle for sure, even if it was years ago) and the same thing happened.
>>42847243
>>42847258
Sometimes you dont want to be (partially) responsible if anything happens to someone else because you gave them steroids. You have no idea if they ever even google'd it before
>>42847243
That's what you get for considering using roids, get cucked fag
How do i get this body?
First you must turn blue da bo eba do ey
Bump for shared interest
>>42847210
But how?
I am looking for exercises I can do with 1 (one!) dumbbell. As of right now I can barely afford food, so pls don't tell me to buy a gym membership or more equipment
As of right now I am doing weighted squats and head pullovers
Any other beginner exercises that use only 1 dumbbell? I can change weights.. at least
>>42847046
> sell the dumbbell
> buy membership from the $
concentration curls, alternating dumbbell overhead press, one arm rows, dumbbell pullovers, goblet squats, turkish getups
>As of right now I can barely afford food
Get a job.
Lost virginity last night and by the end I was getting pretty tired, while I was on top. What kind of cardio would you guys recommend for better sex?
I can run 8 mi in an hour 10 mins to give you an idea of my cardio.
>why are africans so ripped!? click to find out
None, just fuck more often and switch positions if you get tired of one
>>42846813
Fuck with your hips not your whole body
Hey /fit/
>all that brotein
This is what I'm looking for
What will happen if you eat just this for the rest of your life?
>>42846806
how can something have that many calories?
Sam Hyde uses gear confirmed
>hyper-agressive
>constantly preaching about masculinity while having been raised by a single mother
>constantly destroys shit in his house, like box fans and doors
>filled with hate
no surprise here, desu
>roiding for that body
>>42846764
Literally who?
If you have an Undiagnosed Congenital Heart Disease and have been roiding for years, yes.
If that's not your case, then go in there with no worries. I've done it, my friend who's a personal trainer does it, never had a problem.
>>42846709
comfy webm.
>>42846729
why would you do anything after a workout that isn't proven to benefit your gains? seems like just more time between you and your postworkout meal and a good way to go catabolic.
>>42846768
there's more to working out than just gains
Is it bad to fuck ugly chicks?
Like would it be betraying natural selection therefore wasting my gains? Should one only fornicate with the fittest?Genuinely curious as to what /fit/ thinks.
>>42846575
Spread your seed far and wide. You produce unlimited jizz, make the most of it
Yes. Having horribly low standards is bad for yourself. You're betraying yourself.
It's not bad for humanity though. As long as you don't procreate with them.
>>42846575
Sex does not EQUAL procreation in this day and age
If anything it's good for the experience. Get really good at having sex learn you can make mistakes with the ugly chicks
Gonna start going to the gym next month after my birthday. What are some good tips for a guy who hasn't exercised in his entire life? Im afraid its going to be awkward as shit, since im beta.
Leave /fit/ as soon as possible. It will poison your mind. I came here at 19 and I was 25 before I unfucked my brain.
(Do ss and then switch to bodybuilding you'll get hyooj)
>>42846421
>Gonna start going to the gym next month after my birthday
Stop lying to yourself.
Go tomorrow
Stop making plans you won't complete
Start doing shit
Your days on Earth are very limited, don't fuck around with "next month", "next week", "after x date"
>He doesn't do Zee press
It's like you don't want big shoulders
i do them at home with dumbbells, i look like an arse if i do them in the squat rack and people probably get angry
>>42846499
>caring what other people think
Never gonna make it
>>42846376
I do seated OHP on the only bench in the gym and hog it for the whole time I'm there
If you meet a vegan crossfitter, which do they tell you first?
Neither, they're too busy sucking dicks
>>42846251
>KEK
That they take cold showers
Are there any good testosterone boosters that work?
Sex.
>>42846198
delet