how can you call yourself /fit/ if you've never had your muscles touched by purple aki?
"Nice 'ceps la... let's have a feel"
>tfw been getting fit
>tfw getting some definition and size
>tfw normie friends think I'm "huge"
>tfw they all think I'm some player and every time we meet up they bring up my non-existen gfs
>tfw relatives do the exact same
>tfw no one realises my free time shitposting or reading history/geopolitics/linguistics
>tfw nobody fucking cares about your blog
3 weeks off uni, doing the lyle macdonald rapid fat loss protein sparing diet
tried it during uni and my brain fucking cant absorb material when on fuckall calories so gave up
lying in bed chewing gum playing WoW/Shitposting/Tindering with my low cal diet just vegging out
This is the life
>Cutting while in uni
I could never do it. I literally stayed like 25% bodyfat through all out university.
Got down to 10% BF within 6 months of finishing.
It made me realise that higher education is basically another form of wage-cuckery, destroying your health for the chance at unlocking extra financial gains, for what? I'm not even materialistic, I should have never ever gone to university. My lifestyle I can support myself on some part-time easy mode job.
>>41850390
I don't do uni for the money, but because it will provide me with a job I enjoy doing, because I'm interested
>>41850390
i dont know how to study 100 pages of law per day and not put on weight. thats a failure of myself because i know others are capable of it. though they supplement food with caffeine/coffee, and i dont like that.
i think once youre out in the workforce theres less learning and more application/repetition. i hope anyway.
Had a bike crash. Shattered my right right wrist. Doctor says I can be happy they didnt have to amputate it. It will probably never fully recover, so rip to lifting, it was a fine run with you guys. Now I have to learn to do everything with my left arm.
>>41903353
How did you crash? I ride a motorcycle and am getting increasingly paranoid that one of the retarded bus drivers here will injure me
>>41903418
It was heavily raining and I slipped in a corner and landed with my body on my right hand, I probably wasnt even going more than 40 km/h, but the way I landed on it was really unfortunate
>>41903353
did you know you can train your fucked up arm by training your good arm? a percentage of the gains go to the opposing member of your body. it's called contralateral training. the gains train never ends.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17043329
do one arm bench press, row, ohp, etc. these lifts are GOAT anyway
Am I the literal definition of otter mode?
You literally don't have enough definition.
>>41903336
that pose makes you look like you have gyno which you don't, but fuck man that is a really unflattering pose
but yeah you're pretty otter mode aka you look like a dyel in everything other than a singlet
Pretty sexy, now lift
>Monday
>waking up at 7:30
Nigger I've been working for 4 hours by the time you wake up.
>>41849362
gross.
>>41849362
That's cute, do you want a participation trophy for your pathetic effort?
How the fuck to you do this? I've been lifting for a couple of months, but never counted calories or anything, I just ate healthy with water most of the time
>>41849330
>>41849330
myfitnesspal. Yes its that easy, also get measuring cups
>>41849330
Try nutritionix or myfitnesspal. Personally I like to actually write my calories/macros down in a notebook, and I eat mostly the same foods so I can just refer back to earlier entries most of the time.
>hormones don't affect body compos-
>>41903232
no one says that. fuck off. don't make threads again and leave /fit/ forever
>>41903232
Gyno's a bitch.
>>41903232
Are you literally fucking retarded? Everyone on /fit/ knows hormones affect body composition. leave fit newfag
How am I doing /fit/?
5'10" 160 lbs bulking from 147 lbs.
Currently at:
OHP 5@95
BP (weakest, just added dips) 3-4@165
Squat 5@265, not atg but below parallel
DL 3@315
I'm doing PHUL.
Should I keep bulking? Trying to reach otter mode. Pictures are not flexed or pumped.
side
You look like shit, especially your chest
>>41849210
You look like a dullahan
I just spotted a random Lenny
>>41903227
Did he tell the cashier about electronic infetterence?
damn he looks massive
get ye gone golem
Giving up pot for a week after smoking everyday for 12 years. Make it easier to stick to 1800 calories a day, hopefully. Not looking forward to it. Wish me luck.
This isn't your Twitter page.
>>41849092
You're wrong. Look again.
>>41849072
> Makes it easier to stick to 1800 cal/day
My friend asked me to make a routine for her so I just scribbled down 5x5 and some basic cardio.
What will this do to her?
>>41848981
she will get stronger as long as she does the increments properly.
get her to do strong curves
what's the fastest way too look good, aesthetically for a skinny-fat fat-skelly? Bulk or cut first? Otter, athletic etc.
>>41848976
Bump
>>41848976
Bulk of fucking course. Start lifting eating at a maintenance. Once you plateau, eat at a surplus. Once you plateau again, eat at a bigger surplus. Repeat.
what can you do? can you deadlift 100 lbs?
What's the best type of clothing fabric to lift in? especially in warmer climates and sweat? I'm reading conflicting articles on cotton vs polyester
>lifting while clothed
not gonna make it
BCG
Make shirts/shorts out of nicotine patches for the best lift of your life
Do multi-vitamins help?
I keep reading these shitty articles saying you should stop taking them because they are a waste of time. Are jews trying to jew me or what?
I personally don't like multivitamins, they give me backpain. Try to get all the micronutrients you can from your diet and supplement the rest with individual vitamins.
>>41849014
Sounds like that shit is fucking with your kidneys. I eat like shit, mostly pasta and sandwiches so I figured I would take them. I'm also skinny fat, but I'm going to buy a treadmill and bench press this month. What should I eat, steak and eggs?
You're already getting more than you need from food, so multivitamins mostly just slather on more excess.
Some vitamins, like Zinc, are beneficial and should be taken.