>Hm... Excuse me big guy, you said you eat HOW MANY eggs a day?
>>41904562
I ate 4 this morning with some peas underneath them.
>uhh... tell me more about these "death lifts?"
>>41904599
I ate four hardboiled eggs, some little bell papers, mixed greens, and olive oil.
Lost my v-card last night boys. We are all going to make it
>>41904256
is your asshole sore?
>>41904264
go away filthy virgin
>>41904256
how old?
ITT: injury stories, questions, and prevention
I'll start. My job is basically 20-30 hours of low to medium intensity cardio and lifting per week. How do I prevent injury and aid in recovery from heavy lifts in the gym?
>>41850134
Cold showers/ice baths decrease inflammation and promote recovery. Professional athletes do it and it helped in high school.
I had a lower back injury about 5 months ago squatting.
Granted, I skipped on leg day the week before, but I was just doing like half my max (A little bit more than 1pl8....not much). I'm still not sure what went so wrong, maybe I went too deep or lifted at a weird angle.
The next week I couldn't bend down from the pain, and even picking up stuff from the ground was uncomfortable. I've had a similar injury for trying to deadlift my max with a different grip, and that healed by itself in a couple of weeks, so I ignored it.
A couple of months after the injury, it still hurt a bit if I did weird movements, specially lifting my legs while lying down in bed. Now it only really hurts and just slightly if I do really weird shit.
I haven't done legs or lower back since then. Should I risk it? I have no money right now to go see a doctor, and the meds they gave me the first week of the injury only seemed to numb the pain, not really fix the problem. Anyone have any similar experience with some recommendations?
>>41850302
Make sure your form is spot on and try again light, see how you feel and go from there
I can't even do a single push up. Pls halp.
>>41904079
HRT
>>41904089
>Implying I do it (or trying it ;_;) for the looks
>>41904079
do them on your knees, i couldn't do a push up either now i'm benching 2pl8
A symptom of low test?
>>41849991
A symptom of bad parenting.
>>41849999
a symptom of q u a d z
>>41849991
A symptom of spending your youth on 4chan
however i know this is a drug that if you were to take daily you'd have to keep upping the dose. Is there an anti depressant that would give me the same feels anyone know from experience? Not a super depressed person but i feel like my brains just not wired right always very low on happy feels despite working out hard and eating good
>>41849964
Look up LSD microdosing. Seems to give great results when taken 3-4 times a week at 1/10 the normal dose in terms of upping general mood.
>>41850021
yeah I've heard of that sounds good but LSD is like the hardest drug to find here in New Zealand but ill give it a go
>>41850030
Don't bother with street, it will be a variant of 25i or whatever the new shit they're cooking up nowadays is. Go TOR, go DW, spend a couple weeks reading up and understanding before going for it. Do it cautious.
How do I into Tyler the Creator mode? This guy is my goal body desu.
pls keep negro jokes to a minimum, thx
>>41904001
1x shitpost
5x parkour
10x dope rhymes
>>41904001
Don't eat
>>41904001
i like his music
but his body lacks frame
despite that he has the POWER OF THE BBC
Anybody here recovered from a disc prolapse? How long did it take?
I have l5-s1, pretty big but they say to avoid surgery for now. I need help anons.
>Be keto /zerocarb
1 clean small shit every 2-3 day .
Never fart
>Start carbing the fuck up and going vegan because I realized I fucked up hard .
1 HUGE shit every day
Can't stop farting .
My energy level skyrocketed but I'm fucking sick of this (literal) shit , is there a way to make the farting anthem stop ?
>>41849812
Give it some time?
>>41849812
how did you "fuck up hard" and how was going vegan supposed to fix it? you sound uninformed
>>41850248
Realized there is 0 fucking reason to eat a huge amount of fat or protein , and that I was eating close to one fucking kilo of meat a day .
I don't know how much fucking metabolic damage I did by following that shit for half a year but i'm never going back .
Am looking for an IPhone app to help track my workouts and progress etc. what does /fit/ recommend?
>>41903979
use your fucking brain. and if ur a total dumb cunt just use notes
>>41903979
Strength club is alright.
>>41903979
This one works really well
Protein powder smells like ass
I still got half a year left
is it bad? i put a bag of high quality in an old jar of low quality the low quality was already empty but i didnt wash it or anything before putting the new one in it
>i put a bag of high quality in an old jar of low quality the low quality was already empty but i didnt wash it or anything before putting the new one in it
>>41849700
Sounds like it's already fucking with your brain throw it away
>>41849715
this was a year ago
so why does it suddenly start to smell?
sure i know i could've washed it better but im just asking is bad smell really something to worry about because you dont taste it when you put it in your milk only when you unscrew the lit you smell it
>>41849721
haha very funny
Skip the sex appeal talk, how can you tell whether an ass is firm or not just by looking at an image?
>>41849675
if it appears to defy gravity
exactly the same test with breasts
i.e. use your eyes ya fukin moran
>>41849675
He's back!
Smell the braps it'll tell you all you need to know
What does /fit think of alternate day fasting? 500 one day, anything the next, and repeat
>>41849622
500 calories
>>41849622
lets say your maintenance is 2000, so you eat 2000 - 500 - 2000 - 500 day after day
then every two days you ate 2500, with a bidaily maintenance of 4000, this gives you a daily average deficit of 750, which should see you lose 1.5lb per week
Unless of course you fell for Dr. Memes insulin boogeyman theory then just stop eatint
Goodbye muscle. You aren't gonna squeeze significant amounts of protein of fat into a 500cal window.
It can work for fatties just trying to shed fat but it's a bad idea for lifters.
What's this thing on my stomach /fit/? It just showed up randomly. Am I gonna be okay?
>>41903865
1) Blood blister.
2) Fucked up mole, probably should get it checked.
3) Aids, you're going to die.
Most likely to least likely in that order. Ask a real GP or at least take a picture on something other than a potato.
>>41903865
doctor here, trust me when i say, you got aids mate. Iam sorry to tell you, but there is no doubt.
Check the internet for aids end stadium, you will find exactly these patches. Good luck mate
How do I increase my height naturally?
guy on the left is basically me heightwise
>>41849547
Asian Chads are known as "Changs''.
>>41849547
you dont you fucking idiot
not without some horrific bone lengthening bullshit
unless you are underage, in which case go to your doc and somehow convince him to inject your ass with HGH messi style
>>41849563
im 18, does that count as underage?