>short skinny asian friend has a fat french gf
>I'm still alone
https://strawpoll.com/acybx8e
>want to get /fit/ cuz I'm a skinny fat loser fuck
> want to go to the gym but can't handle the social anxiety
How did you make that step from being a loser to fitness, /fit/? Share me your stories for motivation purposes
>>41861990
How do you function in day to day life like seriously? Nobody gives a shit about you unless you go out of your way to make them. As long as you aren't doing literally retarded shit like throwing barbells at people then why would people care that you're in a gym and lifting weights??
>>41861990
Well first of all everyone at the gym understands as they know everyone has to start from somewhere.
Second, if you want TRUE motivation pick up a hobby that needs athleticism (ie. Sports, competitions, leagues). Going to the gym to be better at your hobby is a huge motivational factor because not only do you see a improvement in your body but also increased competence in your sport. For me it was MMA. Find your true calling.
>>41861990
You don't have to go to the gym, you just have to start exercising.
I was diagnosed with diabetes three months ago.
I started walking 5 miles a day minimum (often between 6-8 miles) a few days before diagnosis. I started counting calories two months ago.
I've lost about 24 pounds, no gym necessary.
I'm joining a gym because now I'm committed, but I made plenty of progress without one. Just start something today.
If not tap nor bottled, what kind of water should I be drinking?
personal rain cloud
>>41861914
San pelligrino only.
>>41861914
filter tap water into a bpa free bottle, drink, win at life.
>the leg extension is up to three weeks
>tfw when realize it's impossible to mimic alpha genes
>most people who lift are unathletic and muscles look unnatural on them
>lifting is just a way for betas to repair their shattered self-esteem
>people actually see through this
>a true athletic body will always look superior to you no matter how much muscles you get
>>41861856
> He unironically bases his own opinions of himself on being a Chad or not being a Chad
Not gonna make it
>>41861856
a buff beta will still be able to push himself up to a a quasi chad
>>41861856
>>most people who lift are unathletic and muscles look unnatural on them
That's because most people who lift are still 20-30% bodyfat.
EVERYBODY that's been lifting for few years that cuts down to 10% bodyfat will look like a professional athlete.
How do we stop gains from going away when we become old ( 50 - 100 years old) and weak?
I'm no health expert but if I had to guess I'd say something like good diet and exercise
>>41861738
permanent blast/cruise
>>41861738
>>41861750 this + TRT
Im not going to make it guys.
I'm turning 30 soon and I still sperg out anytime a girl at the gym comes over and talks to me.
I wonder what they think when they see me all aesthetic n shit (nearly 10 years lifting) then I open my mouth and stutter my words and say retarded shit and they get a obvious look on their face like "err this guy is weird as fuck"
I'm literally a gymcel.
just b ur self bro
your answer is copious amounts of phenibut
>>41861735
Look at women as filth. Don't take them seriously. You're a higher being than them.
But seriously, just talk like them as you would with a bro. Just be chill. There's nothing to worry about, you don't need to bang EVERY chick that comes up to you so stop worrying about your reaction.
Planning on making my own workout regiment incorporating stuff from starting strength, please give advice if I'm missing anything or if I should change stuff.
It's Back Bis / Chest Tris / Shoulder Legs, six days a week.
3x10 Hammer Curls
3x10 Barbell Curls
3x10 Dumbbell Rows
3x10 Pulldown or Pullups
3x5 Bench Press
3x10 Incline Dumbbell Press
3x10 Tricep Extension
3x10 Tricep Pushdown
3x5 Highbar Squats
3x10 Calf Raises
3x5 OHP
3x10 Side Lateral Raises
Planning on doing core every other day and maybe squeezing in some sets of shrugs to get my traps.
Am I onto a semi-decent plan or am I just plain retarded?
pic unrelated
>>41861525
have you ever lifted weights before?
>>41861599
yea
>>41861627
are you sure about that?
HELP ME /fit/! I just went to wash my basketball shorts because I'm out of clothes to wear to the gym tomorrow. I poured the detergent and realized I'm out of fabric softener!!!! I'm totally fucked aren't I? This is going to completely kill my gainz.
TL;DR How do I make GAINZ when my gym clothes can't make their GAIN GAINZ?
>>41861507
> fabric softener
Keep falling for corporate memes kiddo.
>>41861507
you aren't supposed to use fabric softener with ball shorts anyway
hell fabric softener will straight up ruin most athletic clothes.
>he doesnt confuse his muscles
>>41861480
I tell them we're going to work out, then don't. Pretty confusing imo.
I haven't been here in years and I'm glad this is still a joke good work /fit/ keep it up
>>41861480
by muscle confusion do you mean cycling intensity/volume and excersises?
How do you come to like the burn?
I'm a 48kg skelly and every time I try to start working out I always give up due to the strain and burn being uncomfortable, does it get better?
>>41861381
I came to like it because the pain forces me to stop thinking about the past or future and focus on presently lifting the heavy shit on me.
Also makes me feel alive desu
>>41861403
This. You'll get addicted
>>41861381
>48kg
WHATS THE ABS DIET I FINNA GET THE ABS
>pic unrelated
here ya go buddy, save this picture and you won't need to come back here
>>41861379
this pic is just trolling right? A week long break from lifting? Avoid squats and deadlifts??
>>41861379
this is a good shitpost
How do you handle going through a rut?
I recently had an umbilical hernia that I was born with fixed. No lifting for 6 weeks. About a month before my surgery I hurt my back doing SSB squats. I mostly rehabbed it during that month but it still gets stiff during prolonged sitting.
Just feel like I'm in a rut. It will be 10 weeks without any solid training and then I'm going to have to build back from there once I've healed from my hernia surgery. It feels like half of this year is basically going to go to waste.
How do you deal with the hard times /fit/?
>>41861341
i usually kill myslef, try it OP
>>41861341
you look towards other ways to get better/happier with who you are
What would you recommend to someone who wanted a physique like Michelangelo's David?
The standard SS+GOMAD advice doesn't seem like it would give results similar to this sculpture.
>>41861261
SS + Gomad is a fucking meme
I'm pretty sure it was a phrase used to troll newfags
Anyways, I think a PPL Routine would be good to achieve the physique in the picture.
>>41861261
It varies from person to person, do a I would go upper/lower if you're starting, PPL if you're not
>>41861295
Can you recommend a good upper/lower routine?
> Go to gym yesterday after week break
> Chest day so monday won't be crap
> Do warms up and shit
> Only do half weight normally do
> Right shoulder feels weaker than usual (i have a slightly winged scapula from pushing trollies at work)
> Stop benching and warm up shoulder more by rotating it
> Can feel Clicking and poping in shoulder
> Slight numbness
> Decide to go home so I don't make it worse
> In bed
> Lying on right side feels fucked so stick to left or on back
> Roll over again as getting uncomfortable
> Feel neck and right side of lower back making Clicking and popping
> Stay in bed all day and eventually go to sleep
Today
> Wake up
> Notice ribs feel tight
> Check myself in mirror
Left side of ribs near upper abs looks flat
> Can't side one of ribs on left.sixe but right seems normal
> Sitting down and hunching over feels fucked.
Pic related
What do /fit/
go to the doctor, retard
aha fellow fucked up shoulder and scapula small built comrade. tell me about the no gains in bench and bad form
>>41861159
Just booked one.
Earliest available is in 6 hours.