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>>42865170
Because kids are fucking retarded
I wasted so many years I could've spent developing myself as a kid, I could've been Chad by now.

>>42865170
>children acting like children
:thinking:

>>42865194
I should have mentioned that these kids were primarily Juniors/Seniors with some of them already being over the age of 18. Fucking sucks too that half of these kids are athletes and can't perform the movements in the class meant to make them stronger, always something to complain about.

>>42865164
He is capable of growing lower stomach hair. That's all I got

>>42865164
He's not a nigger.

>>42865164
He's a pretty big gu-

Nope, can't do it sorry

way too much makeup

>>42864960
>stretch marks on boobs
>braces
>wrinkly armpits
>hairy wrists
>blackheads on forehead
>square chin
>absolutely fucking discusting birthmark/deformity on ribcage

0/10 this is repulsive

>>42864960
Why would you need a str base, you dont, just do the program.

>>42864702
its less a pit and more a central area surrounded by steep stairs

also
>thinking that short guy is muscular
>women are this dumb

>6'0
>150lbs
>7x5.5

u fagets jelly or wut lmao

>>42864702
>tall
>6'0
Reducing the official manlet heigh, eh op?
Sorry, into the pit you go.
(It's 6'2)

You should ruin his normie life and tear him down to our level

Same thing happened to me. Dude found out I was in the navy and wouldn't stop talking to me about how he "almost went marine recon but then I broke my ankle". Now he's a bouncer who fucks high schoolers. Anyway share the maymays at least bro

aww you made a friend, that's cute anon

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>mfw when feeling myself expand
It-it's just muscle, right?

>>42864540
Do roids like me

>>42864605
gotta milk out the noob gains first before going that way
I plan on 3 more years before roids

>>42864527
It does work, some say it's bad for knees.

Sounds pretty cool though. I would need picturefit or someone smart to confirm is not so retarded to do it.

If it's gainz what you are looking for do a program PPL or Starting Strength. That works and really gets you buffed like Goku irl

>>42864527
Best way to shred fat imo. Or that's what I learned about ruck marchs in the army

That sounds like something I would do during the days where I'm not lifting, im also a noob at lifting though so my post has no clout

>>42864633
>>42864674
where do i buy/who makes weighted clothes?

>>42864366
Yakob is sexy

Non panzer thread
>>42864379
>>42864379
>>42864379

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posting the official /plg/ waifu (actually female this time)

>>42864313
Just my personal experience, but I ran 50 miles a week at 6-8 minute pace and basically ate anything I wanted and was a fucking skelly, so if you run frequently and hard enough you can eat whatever and not be fat. At least I think.

>>42864313
hope your knees last for you anon, you might want to shed a few lbs still.

>>42864373
This is something I worry about. I don't ever get knee pain after/during running but after a set of squats or something similar I will occasionally get a deep dull throbbing deep within my knees. It normally only lasts maybe an hour or so after the workout.

>2017
>fighting with your bare hands
lmao hol up lemma get my glock out and see who wins this fight right ear real quick

>>42864314
Anyone can use firearms. Back to the drawing board

>>42864330
>Anyone can use firearms.
exactly. so all those sick anime moves you've been practicing in your MMA/boxing gym are meaningless
get fucked nerd

>>42864193
Are you a girl?

>>42864193
don't cover one over the other. stand like a gorilla

>>42864193
stop shaving your legs maybe

>>42864175
Buzzcut to #5 and then roid

>>42864256
I look worse with buzzcuts than with hair but maybe I should do roids to be more alpha when I approach girls

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>>42864175

Bro, like the anon above said, just get a buzzcut. I'm not even balding and I have one because it's tidy and easily maintained, and I don't have to worry about my hair like a fag on a night out.

As to being heavy and wasting time... why are you sat here bitching like little girl when you could be starting your diet and researching workout routines that fit your everyday life?

I'm gonna be thirty next year, am still a virgin (as much due to my own issues as much as anything else, as I'm not quite kissless), and live at home looking after a parent in a small town. It's not exactly a recipe for excitement and good times, but you work with what you have. Get you life sorted out for yourself. Fuck women and not in a literal sense. Focus on you. It's your life. You are NOT a supporting character in [insert 8/10]s life.

>Captcha: Treadmills.

>>42863629
dont eat so much
work out
no excuses fatty

>>42863629

post pics senpai

>>42863629
Have you been diagnosed with a thyroid disorder? If not, read the fucking sticky and get your ass in /fat/. You aren't special.

Bulk bra
Honestly you can dirty bulk as long as you hit your protein intake. It is awesome but you will gain noticeable amounts of fat. You can also lean bulk. With a bulk you wanna gain strength and size. Once you notice you have become fat, then you should cut.
If you dont wanna bother with cutting and bulking shit, you should take test

Bulk or you will be invisible

>>42863534
>5'5"

ginseng raises estrogen

>>42863448
>not ultra
Opposite direction of making it.

>>42863480
its only like 200calories
one a day will not hurt u