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>>42239395
D obv.

Gotta prep the bull somehow right?

>>42239395
let him smash [spoiler]me[/spoiler]

>>42239395
if you have any sense of dignity as a man it'd be take a beating. yeah youll get hurt but she'll be happy you stood up for her and take care of you kindly.

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That won't stop me from trying, baby.

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>>42239310

Beg to differ.

>>42239737
somebody showed me this exact picture once and said it was his dad, then I see it on the internet several times after

was he mentally ill?

>>42239181
Sure is, don't let the idiots on you meme you telling you otherwise, clickbait titles, but info is solid. He's not like every other "fitness" youtuber who basically talks about fitness sometimes and then starts drama he never involves himself in that lame crap and plus he's trained ELITE professional athletes. Oh and his Max size program aint too bad either

>>42239181
>>42240199

Shill

For being an old manlet he has an amazing body. I won't look as good when I am his age without using gear.

You need to go on the chicken, broccoli, water diet, fatty

>>42239172
NOT APPROVED

ONLY /SIPS/ ARE APPROVED

ngm

>>42239137
I hate this judgmental nigger bitch.

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>>42239137
You should try
>that first sip

>>42239152
You're probably out of her league anon

>>42239091
Low carb, high protein. Hopefully something that fills you up without being too calorie heavy.

I tended to go with greek yoghurt, fruit, and a lot of water. For dinner, I went with Chicken breast, salad, and a lot of water. Make sure you're drinking a lot of water too.

Breakfast - Eggs, coffee, and maybe a small serving of cereal

Dinner - Loads of possible combos. Always try to include a meat (chicken preferably) though. A personal favorite is rice, chicken, and avocado after a heavy lifting day.

>>42239091
if you plan on eating carbs for fiber/some protein, eat them in the morning so they dont turn into fat

Mint chocolate chip is fucking terrible.
I dislike Birthday Cake as a flavor anyways.
Vanilla Bean and Chocolate are fantastic though.

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>>42239507
>Mint chocolate chip is fucking terrible.

Delete this.

>>42239031
>ice cream
>once

not even

The virgin struggle: OP

>>42238954

Not everyone wants trash lying around, faggot.

>>42238954
Lmao he's a beta picking up and throwing away your sweaty rags

You've already asserted your dominance go fuck his wrinkly old wife too

>>42238828
Uni is the easiest time of your life. If you can't work out how to lift around your 8 hours of sitting and listening a day the you're never gonna make it.

>>42238828
Youll be working 8 hours a day for the rest of your life, faggot. Work out when you're done with your shit, or before it.

>>42238828
Having a drink in class like water isnt banned right? Just use a thermos flask so they can't see what's in it.

Liquid calories. Blend milk, casein protein, banana, peanut butter, and a little bit of wpi to help with texture and flavour from casein.

>>42238826
rowing machines are boring as fuck. buy a bicycle.

>>42238826
It will be better than your running man. Buy one 100%

Cycling or swimming

iktf

>>42238757
I am currently stalled on deadlifts I know that feeling brother

>tfw keep not stalling and the weights keep getting heavier and heavier

Eat more

Millions of years of evolution has hard-wired us to think that fucking women is the most important thing on Earth. (sexual deviants like homosexuals and pedophiles are mentally defective)

>>42238604
Because they don't have a girlfriendand can't get any. If they do manage somehow they don't come here anymore.

Social validation
Feeling like you are horribly defective and missing out on life
And tfw no gf memes

>>42238518
You just flushed your money down the drain. Best case scenario, you don't get sick.

>>42238518
Just throw in some natural cocoa power with your protein shakes it suppresses myostatin and is cheap

>>42238518
I've been using Myo-X for almost a year now.
People that say it doesn't prevent myostatin have obviously never taken it because the shit works, maybe even a little too well. It's beyond cheating. I don't even call it a shortcut to gains, I call it a teleporter to gains.

I'm not sure as to how huge you want to be OP, but for me I realized that I was getting a little too big for my liking after the first 6 weeks of taking it. I went from 5'11" and 190 lbs to 6'1" and 230. I didn't actually get taller in terms of my body growing longer, but you don't realize that you have muscle on your feet and head until you block the myostatin that isn't allowing them to grow. I look like I am literally made of muscle from head to heels.

Because I felt that I was getting too big I cut down on my workouts until now where I don't even workout because I don't have to. Myo-X has completely erased all of my myostatin and my body grows muscle without my needing to do anything. It's amazing and I'm surprised that this stuff is still legal.

Enjoy the T-Rex arms

>>42238484
If you can do 75 reps, it's not heavy enough

Doms dude. You will be sore for a couple more days

>>42238454
mirin. this achievable natty?

>>42238454
I'm a 6'0 125 pound skellington and I have those legs

wow. god tier genetics or gear maybe?