>I take one of these daily.
It boosts your tyrosine development which in turn increases insulin but also suppresses it to. The energy I get from it is insane, I feel my heart palpitating as I bench, each beat is an extra pump to me. My endorphins literally get so strong that I get temporarily shredded until the effect wears off but a bit more permanently shredded after each dose I hope that by the end of my cycle my test will be so high I will be shredding. Didn't even know amazon did roids. Shit. Is. Tight.
>>42211020
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>>42211020
Looks bootleg as fuck man at least blackstone labs makes their shit look cool
>>42211020
>Shit. Is. Tight.
U r retard
Greetings /fit/, I'm a robot from /r9k/. I'm 26, 5'3'' ft tall and 123 lbs. Although I'm skinny, I want to lose the belly fat, improve my posture and build some stamina. The problem is that I don't really like going outside, so walking is out of the equation. Can someone recommend me a few light exercises to do at home? I was thinking about doing some squats like Zack Fair does in Crisis Core (pic related), but some people said it's the wrong way of doing it.
>>42211001
Read the sticky you fucking retard
Get a jump rope for cardio.
Fat loss is more about diet though. Start eating more protein and less overall calories.
Look up PSMF if you want to fast track it.
All that said, being so small, its hard to lose the last bits of fat, its called stubborn fat for a reason.
>Hello guys, Blahon Jasa here, and today I'm gonna teach you how to gain 100lbs of fat and have bigger hips than your girlfriend.
>>42210996
>more muscle mass than Serge Nubret
>bigger than Ryback
>reverse grip bench pressed 500
>did working sets of reverse grip bench with 405
>deadlifts 700, without warming up
>but can't squat because he has a heart condition where his aorta could rupture from heavy squats
Is Johnny Bravo the ideal man?
>>42210835
Could you shitpost somewhere else please.
>>42210835
>literally has a girl stolen from him by a guy with a pretty face but the same build in one of the first 3 episodes
no.
>decide to take it upon myself and start eating healthy
>decide to fix myself chicken and broccoli stir fry every day
>later on in the day, nonstop farts
>bedtime, still farting
>probably still farting in my sleep
>I wake up, still farting
>at work, having to find unoccupied areas because I'm still farting nonstop
God fucking dammit. Why didn't anyone tell me about this hazard? I mean, the bowel movements come out pretty amazing from eating this meal. But the nonstop farting is making me wanna stop eating it. What the fuck do /fit/?
>>42210687
how many days have you been doing that?
>imagine having such a shit diet that your body has an adverse reaction to chicken and broccoli
it's probably just your gut flora adjusting to healthy food for the first time in your life
>>42210693
I have eaten it twice yesterday, but small portions. I has farting like a mad man all day up until I took a dump just now. It sorta died down. I read that broccoli does this to you, as well as cabbage, kale, and cauliflower. Life is a bitch.
>>42210699
Yeah probably. I normally eat tacos (ground turkey) or chicken wings (baked) because I preprep that stuff for myself to last me a week. From what you say, it sounds like my body will get used to the "healthy" stuff eventually. That is good to know.
snap action exercise me thinks
it's a cool trick, but how are they an exercise? you either:
- can do them, in which case you will only gain a bit of strength and mostly endurance after a certain point
- can't do them, in which case you can't do them
>>42210644
you'll get strong in the process of working towards them though.
Hello lads
This is a comfy general to discuss comfy lifting and workout.
Today's topic, perfect and comfy times to go to the gym.
Went last night at midnight. One other guy who never talked and just worked out. What's your ideal time?
>>42210599
>tfw gym close at 21h
>>42210679
Luckily I have a 24 gym just a couple miles away. It's in a smallish town with people who don't really workout so it's never full or it has a few people who are dedicated. Feels good man
>tfw homegym
>tfw every time i go its comfy because blasting own music and no stacyroasties to redirect bloodflow from muscles to benis
Just hit nice and easy 190kg deadlift
What's /fit/ fueling dem gains with?
The bowl's a mix of almonds, avocad, olives, flax, and hemp
>>42210558
are those paper plates you pleb
>>42210587
Less dishes to do, why wouldn't I
>>42210558
>paper plates
>hemp
Gtfo you degenerate
Anyone here ever get chostocondritis?
I had a case a week ago. Urgent care thought I was having a heart attack which scared the shit out of me.
Can I keep lifting or nah?
I have it, I haven't figured out how to get rid of it yet. I lift as much as I can, but rest when necessary. I can only really manage 3 days a week, which is enough I guess. I don't train chest because of it.
>>42210473
How long have you had it? Does it ever go away?
>>42210490
I've had it for about 10 months now, it came overnight I think. It can go away, but apparently you have to rest and wait it out. I have a very physical job, so I'm fucked regardless, so I may as well go to the gym in the meantime.
Hey /fit/, I'm trying not to eat like a piece of shit anymore but I'm really poor. What are some good cheap meals that are simple to prepare?
>whatever meat is on sale
>rice or potatoes
>whatever veg is on sale
is it this hard?
>>42210354
Steam or boil some broccoli, dice some chicken breast and put it in a ziploc with soy sauce for half an hour, then fry it up. Boil rice. Food for days.
>>42210354
>cereal
>peanuts
>milk
>oatmeal
> tfw small muscle insertions all over the body
What is the purpose of this thread?
>tfw proportions make it impossible for me to gain weight or strength.
>>42210901
*portions
this is no fun getting stuck. i should be lifting more every time i lift right?
>>42210283
if you are natty you have to increase body weight
time to start juicin boi
If your noob gains are truly over, move to an intermediate program. If you're still a novice, rest more between sets, eat more, sleep more.
I have always eaten every 2-3 hours or so. I never feel full/satisfied after a meal anymore. Will IF help me? So far im on day 2 and am doing a 6 hour eating window.
This kills the vegan
>>42210238
>>42210238
>dont like veganists/leaf eaters
>go on sites that sell supplements
>it has a review function
>go to b12
what should I do there anons.
>>42210238
>vegan
Is this still a thing? It's not 2009 anymore.
Hi /fit/, I'm into Thai Boxing and need some advice.
I practice Thai 3 times a week and it's pretty intense. Training lasts 1 hour. I have little to no spare time lately so Thai became the my one and only workout.
Problem is Thai workout focus too much on legs and abs. I developed big legs but upper body is shit.
This situation is affecting my fists too. Fists came out strong from body but feel weak on impact.
What to do?
Work on your striking technique. All your power should come from the legs & hips anyways.
>>42210192
this is dumb. 1 hour of workout 3 times is stupid. At least use the same hour in the other 2 weekdays to lift. IT with make you a better boxer
>>42210192