Any routines for dry land exercises?
Okay, lemme rephrase the question: does anyone have a routine dry land exercises that works for them?
>>42224008
I'm sorry, this is an amphibian-free board. We do exclusively dry land exercises.
Hey guys, I've been wondering what the ideal form for split squats is? I used to do walking lunges (as in deep steps with DB) but my gym is too small and busy now for that. I tried with a barbell yesterday and that fucking sucked.
>>42223412
is 77loquillo /our guy/?
Daily reminder if you weigh less than 150 lbs you are a woman
If you weigh more than 180 and are more than 20% body fat you are also a woman
OP confirmed 170lb skinnyfat.
Such a man.
>>42223337
nigger are you retarded? OP could easily be > or < 180lbs and ~10% body fat
i bet he's not, but still
>>42223370
Of course hes not.
Literally 100% of people who make threads talking shit about things they don't do, or are not, are always dyels.
body hungers and says where is my usual junk food?
jeeeez
i had to order 2 burgers and a king size fries
>>42223300
Go two weeks and just forcefully tell your body no, the temptations go away
>>42223535
really? i was really concerned my hands were literally shaking
>all alone in locker room
>mirin ab pump and chest pump
>feel like pic related
anyone else feels like this?
>>42223206
I do feel like that all the time brother. I gave up on the hope of feeling any different.
>>42223248
This one better tho
>>42223206
Yep all the time, I just remember women don't derive any sexual pleasure from men's bodies. But something just compels me to keep doing it, I guess it's competitiveness with other males.
How to get ripped in a swimming pool?
My family just got a pool, above ground, 15 ft D. Nothing flashy. Since I'm the only one that's really in it on a daily basis, is there anything I can do hopefully, by the end of the summer, make my arms distinguishable from the pool noodles?
Thanks.
>>42223107
Clockwise swimming for 10 laps.
Counterclockwise for 10 laps
Then side to side lunges in pool.
>>42223107
Yeah. Get off the pool and go to the gym
Fill with ice and try not to die
>just dropped 1000mg of fish oil
What am I in for boys
Anal seepage
>>42222985
>1 gram
Nothing really
>literally one pill
big whoop
once i took 18 at once and leaked oil from my butt
whats the lowest caloric intake you can have while consistently losing the most weight?
>>42222979
um 0?
>>42222992
/thread
>>42222979
0, but the real issue is the loss of muscle mass as you lose weight.
The second issue is BF% plays a huge role in how and what is an effective course of action to lose weight.
Is this a good workout on the bike machine?
>>42222971
> workout
> bike
> machine
>in one sentence
pls
>good
nigga, under 30 min. it ain't even cardio
>>42223055
>itt mike phelps
I'm recovering from an eating disorder, and really need help getting my food and body image back to reality. I've done everything on the spectrum for eating disorder, chewing and spitting, vomiting, restricting, binging and purging, laxative abuse, stimulant abuse, HIIT for 3+ hrs until I black out and so on. I'm 5'1 and weigh 110lbs. Weighing myself really fucked with me yesterday since I weighed 96lbs 3 weeks ago.
please help me what do i do how do i make it stop???
>>42222930
You calculate the calories you need to lose weight and maintain weight. Then you choose which you should adopt into your life for what period of time. Choose healthy, whole foods and thats it. And thats your only option. If you eat the way you should be eating, you have no need to purge.
>help get my body image back to reality
Leave /fit/ forever. Everyone has body dismorphic disorder here
Here's the only real answer:
>stop doing HIIT cardio altogether
>go to the gym four times per week (Mon, Tue, Thu, Fri)
>do an upper-lower split program
>this burns more calories than HIIT and won't kill you
>eat whatever type of healthy diet you enjoy and can stick to: intermittent fasting, keto, high brotein
>the key is not consuming sweets, snacks, sodas, and processed foods
>eat more leafy greens and naturally high-fat foods such as eggs and steak
>control your portions by eating off a smaller plate, drinking water throughout the day, eat slower, and putting the fork down once you feel full
here's a routine for you
Mon
>incline bench
>row
>tricep pulldown
>reverse flyes
Tue
>squat
>romanian deadlift
>standing calf raise
>weighted glute bridge
Thu
>ohp
>lat pulldown
>lateral raise
>curls
Fri
>deadlift
>lunge or cable pull-through
>seated calf raise
>cable kickback
Stick to this or a similar routine that's online from a reputable source. Stop thinking you can take shortcuts by multiplying everything by 3, as this will only injure you and set you back.
>>42223014
>>42223067
You two are very wholesome people. Thank you for the assistance.
So I'm training my fatass friend to make up for the fact I stole his girlfriend. Fastest way to make him lose 70 lbs?
suck 69lbs of semen out of his dick and burn the last pound off with a weeklong 500 calorie deficit
>>42222857
stole his girlfriend?
story?
>>42222936
yeah it's a made up story.
>tfw bad habit of eating glue and paper tape
Will I lose my gains ?
>>42222798
no, retard strength is a known phenomenon
>>42222804
/thread
>>42222804
kek
I missed my workout yesterday. This morning at 5am I did legs. Is it okay for me to workout again tonight at 7pm to make up for the missed workout or am I throwing away gains?
>>42222772
read the sticky
>>42222772
its okay, do it
your workout doesnt overlap, right? if you did 2x leg on the same day that may be pushing it but otherwise keep up the hard work lad
>>42222772
Dude I lift twice a day every single day. Don't be a pussy
When is the sticky going to be updated? Need to remove Starting Meme from there and replace it for PPL instead and change some other things as well. It's currently a beginner trap.
Bring fiance to work out.
The local gym lord envokes the right of primae nocti. I'm sent into permanent exile.
Do I tip or don't tip the gym receptionist.