>sprained shoulder
>can't lift for 3 weeks
What do I do for the 3 weeks brehs, kms
>>42265603
cut
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
>>42265650
wtf dude she is not average at all. shes at least an 8
Are oats really that good?
they aight
>>42265542
Considering they cost like $1 for 2-3 weeks worth of breakfasts yeah maaaaate.
yes
no
maybe
i don't know
can you repeat the question?
How do I quit caffeine?
>>42265336
by not drinking caffeine
>>42265633
checked
Quit cold turkey. You're going to feel like shit for a few days though.
Stock up on pain killers for the headaches, just check to make sure they don't have caffeine in them.
Started off borderline aushwitzmode, been lifting and eating properly for nearly 3 months now. Can I consider myself past skelly mode yet? 6'2", 147lbs
>>42265334
still trapped in dachau my friend, but you don't look that bad. a thinspo posters wet dream
>>42265334
You're still skelly mate, I can appreciate how difficult it is to leave Aushwitz as I was there, but for anyone who doesn't know you you're still skelly. For people who know you and saw how tiny you were they probably notice the changes but you've still got a ways to go. Progress is progress mate, 3 months is a start, be pleased but don't get slack. Now till ~12 months is basically when most newbies give up because they don't turn into monsters in less than a year so you've got the biggest hurdle coming
>>42265334
What are your lifting stats? Just curious.
What's the consensus on two workout sessions per day?
One in the morning, one in the evening.
>>42265329
here, have a
>Bump™
literally doing exactly that today
For this to work you must not have a normal job/life.
You have to be able to sleep during the day.
You can't wake up, lift in the morning, then goto work all day, then go to the gym again, with zero rest in the middle of the day.
Your following morning session is going to also suffer because you had 2 training sessions the day before without any proper rest in between them.
There are professional olympic lifters that lift 3-5 times PER DAY, but that is their job, they literally lift, then go nap, then wake up, and go lift again, then nap again.
As a normie with responsibilities during the day (regardless of whether you work a white collar job) will impact drastically on your ability to make 2 workout sessions worth doing.
How the hell do I get enough protein?
I have to drink like 5 scoops of protein powder or 5 pounds of peanut butter to get the 160 G of protein I am recommended and I am getting sick of the stuff.
>>42265200
Eat meat.
>>42265200
Try eating food
You can use protein powder in other ways to make it easier like mixing into oats or yogurt with some fruit.
Maybe try and get a better tasting protein there's some gross ones out there but some are delicious.
>redpill me on nuts
What are the best kind and why?
>>42265084
>inb4 dez
Almonds. Lots of protons and healthy fats.
Purely curious, I use free weights. Interested to hear thoughts on this.
What would produce superior results: an ALL machine workout or a pure calisthenics workout?
>Maintaining muscle
>Building muscle
>which is safer?
Discuss
Any takers?
Just speculating but I would expect that you would need to find a way to add weight. Just doing more reps increases endurance muscle, which wouldn't get you any size or necessarily more strength after a certain point.
>>42265322
yeah trade both for squats
Start doing rack pulls above the knee
Start building your barn with your neighbors
Hi Alex.
>>42264997
kek
Are they a meme or legit
>>42264674
99% of people who don't like them are doing it wrong.
>>42264674
both
The guy in your pic is working his lats. Should be called lats wheel.
Couldn't find one in the catalog.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwjIL8BgvO8
Is it still this bad in the US of A?
I'm an Amerifat.
Even GPs don't know shit about losing weight, just that you need to do it.
Serious question: how do we go about making a non-fat utopia? either by purging fats, making them lose weight, or simply all /fit/ people get up and move somewhere else, is it possible?
manlets of /fit/ how many calories a day do you consume to lose weight?
5'8
1700 to lose
Stealing this thread:
How do you deal with tinder dates? i had a girl walk out on me because of my height (5'6) now I'm scared to go on another date, apart from scientifically analysing their photos, how can you work out how tall a girl is without appearing beta?
>>42264403
tinder girls are there for men to get laid, they worth nothing more. just dont be a beta and dont care about it
I got a lot of shit I wanna learn from you guys but you are obsessed with manlets. Every fucking time I want to better myself and do something I come here and every second thread is bitching about being a manlet or about manlets in general
>tfw no smoking gf
Grow up dude it's internet, everyone is gonna say what they want
>>42264255
Youre right I can just filter "manlet". But its not about what they are saying its about the frequency its said.
Yo /fit/
Hey, sup my dudes. Just asking if anyone knows how I can look like this??
Not sure who it is, but I saw this pic somewhere recently and thought "Woah! He's jacked AF! maybe I should try posting on that /fitness/ board and see if anyone on there knows how I can look like him?"
So yeah, now here I am asking if anyone knows how I can look this guy
??
>>42264163
Who is this yoked God?
>>42264163
mike patton is his name
>>42264686
>>42264885
Hi everyone. Oh ok, thanks.
I've been going to sleep at 3-4am lately and waking up around 12-1pm. I'm sick of this schedule and want to fix it since morning is my favorite part of day. Should I stay awake till around 6pm then go to sleep and wake up at around 6am-8am ( I assume i'll sleep atleast 12 hours ) . How detrimental would this be to my health(assuming i'm gonna be fueled by caffeine? Would I be able to do my workout as planned? I've done stuff like this before but I was not very health conscious then. I remember sleeping for like 20 hours one time I really hope that doesn't happen
Take some nyquil an hour before you want to be asleep, do it for a couple of days and you should be good
>stay up til 10pm tomorrow night.
>don't look at electronics for an hour before bed
>don't drink caffeine 8 hours before bed
>set alarms for 8am
>?????
>profit
>>42264138
1 dose has 81 calories and hfcs and a bottle costs $10.
>>42264170
I cant fall asleep 5 hours before I usually do. Its hard enough to fall asleep at 3am, I usually then listen to asmr untill it induces me into sleep.