How did this scrawny ass brainlet white piece of shit get a hot indian babe to cook keto food for him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kXXt4pOmf8
>>42266814
kill yourself
just do it
im not kidding
she's as ugly as him
sage
Pajeet pls
stop the delusion
If you believe that genetics dont play a huge role in lifting weights, you're a fucking moron. Bottom line.
It took me a while to realize this. I was told by this board that getting strong as possible on the squat, bench, deadlift, overhead press and barbell row was the way to get big and strong. It will make you strong, no question about it, but getting big is a whole other ballpark.
First off you are SEVERELY limited in the amount of muscle that your frame can hold. Larger frame = more room for muscle. Having a smaller frame means you can never get strong and big without adding more bodyfat. You have to "bulk up", get fat, just to push weights that other guys do with ease and not paying any attention to their diet - most will actually be weaker than you yet they will have more muscle size because of their larger frame. This also relates to point number two which is your natural test levels and your overall response to training. If they're naturally low you struggle to gain strength and muscle even on a powerlifting specific program. If they're naturally high you gain muscle from fucking around and getting a pump.
I am repping 185x6-8 on OHP and I've seen guys struggling with 110-115 with bigger wider shoulders and triceps than me, and they are leaner while I still have a skinnyfat appearence. They literally fuck around in the gym, don't track strength or anything, just get a pump and they gain muscle from it. One guy was yelling doing 135x10 bent over rows, huge lats, thick back. Meanwhile I'm close to doing 315 and have nowhere near the muscular development he has.
I don't entirely know why I posted this. Maybe it's to vent my frustration. I'm not trying to discourage anyone from lifting. It's fun as hell and great for your health. Just don't set your expectations too high. It will kill you mentally.
read the entire thing good post op
>>42266761
Bump
>>42266761
>You have to "bulk up", get fat, just to push weights that other guys do with ease and not paying any attention to their diet
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL TRACK YOUR IP DOWN THEN YOU'LL BE DEAD MOOSE MEAT
How do I get over being 5'8?
Move to a place where people are manlets for the most part (East Asia or the dirtier more Indio parts of Mexico). You'll be king among manlets. Or suicide.
>>42266681
This
plus date a girl that's shorter than you
>>42266652
Ok, it's time to fucking stop with this meme. While I can understand being below 5'5 makes you insecure, 5'8 is fucking fine jesus christ.
What's a calorie-free caffeine-free drink to drink with my buddies when we go out?
Coke Zero used to be my drink of choice, until I realized it was inducing insomnia on account of its caffeine content.
Water.
Water is your best friend.
Water. Zevia if you need something not water.
>This guy slaps your girls ass and tells you to get ready to die
https://youtu.be/gDHS_SoJak4
What do you do?
>>42266551
>knee him in the balls to get him on the ground
>keep punching his head until im just pushing wet chunks of bone into the ground
>eat a little and drive away
>>42266951
Don't forget to fart your condom after your sex session tobby
>>42266551
>the literal city of bongland
what are some mistakes youve made during your time lifting that you wish you could go back and fix? what tips would you tell your 'young' self?
>bench 3pl8 today
>forget to ask receptionist to send GF order to bench press fairy
>will have to wait till 4pl8 bench press since bench press fairy gives the nicest gf's
>bittersweet.jpg
dont google beginner workout and stick to it for half a year
>>42266479
>will have to wait till 4pl8 bench
there's still squat fairy m8
once I gambled away all my plate tokens and had to use machines and bodyweight stuff for a whole month
thats a strong women
>"315 lb deadlift is for pussies"
>t. guy on roids
>>42266221
315 dl is decent if you weight <170 lbs and have been lifting for <1.5 years
3pl8 is pretty easy to do in 2-3 years of lifting. I haven't done any actual strength training, but i was pulling 2.5pl8 for 3x5 easy after 2yrs, before I switched to rack pulls.
>>42266235
315lb DL is decent if you're a woman or disabled.
There's no other case.
Anyone else starting to get erections while looking at ripped men?
Starting?
>>42266142
I sometimes have sex with ripped men.
Yea, other homos
Reminder that 0.8g of protein per lb is sufficient
>>42266101
(optimal)
do you get that word ?
>>42266101
Yes, and?
Hi /fit/, I've been lurking for some time and I need some fitbro guidance
I read the sticky and am confused about whether I should lose fat first (I definitely have some fat on my belly) or if I can start building muscle already. I don't weigh much right now though, so I don't know if losing weight now might do more bad than good.
>tall skinnyfat 18yo who wants to get bigger (and possibly stronger, I'm weak af)
>193 cm (6'4") - 70.4 kg (155 lbs) - BMI 18.9
I implore for your guidance, /fit/bros
side shot included
>>42265984
Lift and bulk
front shot
>6'4 155lbs
>should I cut?
If you're doing some kind of Auschwitz cosplay thing, I guess, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>ywn have a loyal Russian musclefu
why live?
>>42265947
>>42265953
>>42265958
wtf, it's actually easy as fuck to lose weight
>stopped eating breakfast
>stopped eating cheese
>stopped eating bread
>stopped eating chocolate
>eat more vegetables and less rice/pasta
>lost 30 kg
>eat whatever i want during my 2 meal otherwise
you have no excuse
>>42265847
>eating whatever I want
Nigga you already took away all the good stuff.
>>42265847
>stopped eating breakfast
retard
>>42265899
what is intermittent fasting
I made 20 litres of Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi
- Each litre is designed to be 1 portion and 150g protein. All carbs come from veggies - no rice or potatoes.
- I want to make 20-40 portions at once as Im lazy/efficient. I found a 500 litre chest freezer on gumtree/craigslist for £5.
- The best foods for freezing are curries / soups / stews due to water content.
- I am on a 1000kcal a day cut to lose 2lb/week; so am currently eating 1500 calories a day. I am trying to not lose muscle during my cut and that requires me to eat about 150g protein a day.
- Its a 3 step process. Marinade, then make Base Curry Gravy (like a stock), then make the jalfrezi. Make "base curry gravy" either by following recipe in my image or (i recommend, and will do in future) finding a simpler base curry gravy. http://www.curry-recipes.co.uk/curry/index.php?board=2.0
- Try to make like 10 or more litres of base gravy and freezing batches of it to use in future curries. But 2 litres is what I did this time. I actually aimed to make 4 but fucked up the calculation and only got 2, but it was fine.
- I marinaded the Chicken for 48 hours in yoghurt and spices. Chicken retained its structural integrity. Dont marinate in acids for this long. Though did did have 10 lemons juiced in there.
- 50 Litre cooking pot:
1. STAINLESS STEEL. Aluminium has health risks.
2. Aluminium sandwiched disc under the steel base - in order to dissipate heat evenly. A pure steel pot will burn food at points where the flame touches the steel.
3. I got mine for £70 which is good. Includes lid and postage.
4. they take a little work to maintain too. you have to "season" the steel by burning oil before ever cooking to create a nonstick finish.
5. Heat up the pan before adding oil. Heat up the oil before adding food.
When its time to eat:
- I take a 1 litre freezer bag out of my freezer, empty it in a pan on medium heat.
- Towards end of defrosting and cooking Ill probably add some frozen spinach / broccoli.
- Im worried its only going to be 120g protein a portion when I get the myfitnesspal app working. I have Pea Protein Isolate for this purpose. I will add 1 scoop to the curry for 25g protein.
- Pea Protein notes: best used in curries / stews. Not much info on using it online. Very cheap protein source so I want to try it. Apparently it can make food seem less spicy. But my curry has a little too much flavour if anything so this is fine.
Costco chicken thighs with skin off: £5.00/kg
With skin on: £2/kg
2.3kg with skin on turns into 2kg skinless
skin them yourself
Are you the actual Chef Buff?
>30
>guy at gym told me he thought I was 23 or something
No wonder I get autism bux
>>42265781
You should take advantage of that age complexion dude!
>TFW I look like a teen
>I'm actually 20.
>Fucked a lonesome girl of 14 years old
>No one fucken questioned my age.
>Only question I ever got was what high school I attend
>Even then I could give a somewhat correct answer.
>Told her the truth after a while because I knew that young gal wouldn't get me into trouble over it.
>Parents luckily never knew she was dating to begin with so she's use to hiding shit.
>Still together to this day and her body is growing very nicely.
>Feels good man
>>42267156
please tell me more about having sex with underaged girls. come on, we're all anonymous here :-D
>36
>Drop off paperwork at the front desk of a company for a coworker in a meeting.
>Get told by the receptionist that they had no more openings in the high school summer program....
Really makes you think.
>>42265612
soy is for cucks, what else is new
>>42265612
>lumping phytoestrogens together with actual mammal estrogen
>implying they have anywhere near the same potency and effects to the body
>>42265612
Who the fuk eats soy, Tofu, kidney beans and White bread???
Im eat Mo.-Fri. almost raw vegan (+eggs). Never touched those stuff in my life.
only shit tier vegans eats this shit.
If you wanna go vegan, there is plenty other things to eat than this shit.