Who here /swole schizoid/ ? How has being schizoid affected your fitness, training, etc.?
You can be diagnosed as having a schizoid personality if you have at least 4 of these symptoms (to a much greater extent than is normal):
-Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
-Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
-Consistent preference for solitary activities.
-Very few, if any, close friends or personal relationship, and a lack of desire for such.
-Indifference to either praise or criticism.
-Little interest in having sexual experiences with another person (taking age into account).
-Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
-Indifference to social norms and conventions.
-Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
>>42381438
I have antisocial personality disorder and schizoid personality disorder, non meme diagnosed by a psychiatrist
>how has it effected your fitness goals
I can never keep up going to a gym and most of my workouts are comprised of twitching too much after a coke binge
OP here, how it's affected me:
>gym at 5AM to avoid crowds
>work out really hard because I don't feel as much pain or boredom as normies
>did 3 cycles of steroids thinking they might make me more social, but they didn't, literally just made me swole and horny
>also tried stimulants (modafinil, nicotine, yohimbine, caffeine) and psychedelics (2-cb) but they didn't fix it either, going to try DMT soon
>>42381483
DMT will probably just make it worse, I did LSD anyways and it didn't help. Why do you want to change anyways? I heard bupropion can help but it's not prescribed in my country, that having been said I'm not even sure how valid my diagnosis is.
Shoulder impingement.
Who do you recommend I see and work with. Physiotherapist, personal trainer or something else?
Money is no issue and I don't feel like self treating watching YouTube.
>>42381383
do OHP and facepulls 3times a wk
>>42381383
Try doing an overhead press but shrugging at the top. I've heard it's good for shoulder impingements. Just in general try strengthening all parts of the shoulder and your problem might go away.
>>42381396
>>42381399
Did you two just read the first two words? This place gets more and more autistic.
My vote is for trainer.
Physiotherapist will probably just massage you and shit.
just lift for 6 months, congrats
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>>42381337
sure, can I ask you nicely to fuck off from /fit/?
>see grill at gym
>fantasize about eating her ass out
>try to build courage to approach her
>she's super setting exercises. Trying to calculate the right time to approach while she's resting in between sets
>30 minutes pass by
>approach her, her torso is facing me
>she looks the other direction, gives me the cold shoulder and walks away to her next exercise
>after she's done with her exercise, she's back in my proximity
>figured she's probably playing stupid mind games so I act like she doesn't exist
>done with routine, leave the gym
How was your day /fit/?
>>42381273
>>figured she's probably playing stupid mind games so I act like she doesn't exist
why even mention this when she didn't even fucking care?
what mind games are there to play when she didn't even give you any signals in the first place.
just kys op
>>42381273
Why do dyel faggots starting out in the gym have these same type of fantasies
>>42381287
>what mind games are there to play when she didn't even give you any signals in the first place.
She did. We made eye contact a few times and she would bend over her ass facing me to pretend to look for something in her bag whenever I walked by
Kill your self
Cheap, protein rich and delicious, why aren't you eating this Hawaiian delicacy?
Stop Spamming
>>42381252
Because the samoan people went from being healthy naturally beast mode niggas to obese lard asses who're all dying from various heart diseases and complications from diabetes because of it.
I don't go insane with spam. I still eat spam but rarely.
>>42381300
Pretty sure it has less to do with just the spam and more to do with the rapid introduction of an American diet and liquor in general.
Well /fit/? You're not still mewing are you?
>tfw no japanese gf to spit in my mouth, fondle my nipples and grind on my dick simultaneously
>>42381126
Just buy bulk gum and chewing +1 pieces every day till you can no longer chew. Then drop 10% and start working up again. Do this in ur car or on the bus to work every day and you will have a More aesthetic face.
Sauce?
What squat shoes to get?
Get some nice ones, a pair will probably last you like a decade so it's not like it's a huge investment all in all.
>>42381110
What are classed as good ones
I want them to look extremely aesthetic as well
>>42381094
Chuck Taylor's only acceptable answer now fuck off. This should be in a qtddtot
I fucked my back.
no gym for a while.
Cheer me up.
post funny /fit/ related pics
look up ddp yoga and do one of the 20 min routines, really heals the back fast
>>42381082
>really heals the back fast
Yeah because I'm fucking Wolverine. What a fucking dumbass. Go away.
My wife called me gay for having hundreds of thousands of images of Zyzz.
How do I deal with her?
Dump her since you ARE gay
no homo...
>>42380997
Get the Zyzz golem to fuck your wife.
>>42380997
Get a bf
This is Clarence's girlfriend. This guy looks and lifts like a Greek God and is with her. How does that make you feel?
>>42380993
Love > all
Also browsing this board you ought to know having a good body does not automatically make you a player.
indifferent
>>42380993
Clarence clearly has a cerebral personality and a soft heart, I bet they are a very qt couple together that deeply appreciate each other's company and will continue to do so into old age.
How do I look like THIS?
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Do nothing but compounds and call anyone who does any hypertrophy work "gay"
>>42380943
I just realized I look like this fuck.
I want to look like this, but I look like...
... this. What do?
>>42380941
pls sit on my face
>>42380966
That's gay
You aren't a Knuckles... are you /fit/?
I'm a /fa/ggot so of course I am
I only do leg extensions and glute ham
>>42380902
>tfw this is what SS will do
I'm okay with this.
>that first sniff of the day
>when she pulls down those panties and there's no cawk
>that first snot rocket of the day
>>42380897
This webm is so dense.
Anyone ever dropped a degenerate lifestyle to become a clean swole puritan?
I blew off my girlfriend and another girl to get high and drink with a buddy tonight and ended up walking home at 2am and sexting another girl
Pic related is mfw
How do I become a 5am running, 6am lifting, alcohol abstaining ascended monk who can stick to one girl
Do it. That's really all there is to it. Being a degenerate has been your choice. Choose to change yourself.
>>42380789
Wrong forum mate. No wait, wrong internet too. Just leave this universe already, it is not worthy of your ambition.
>>42380789
stop being a degenerate junkie, start believing in jesus