>mfw im on a cut and my muscles look flat due to loss of water weight
>>42269946
Drink water then.
>>42269963
>mom buys me a gym membership
>tfw do GOMAD and eat at 2000 calories surplus
>tfw get fat and do starter strength for 3 weeks
>mom tells me im getting fatter and now shes getting worried that shes wasted money on the membership and im not going
>threatens to cancel gym membership
>forces my dad to coach me
>now i have to do meme dad machine lifts
move out
get a job
become an adult
>>42269821
yeah okay normie slave
How old are you op? And you know that gomad is for skinny people right?
Whats a good program for beginners that has high volume, unlike the power lifting programs in the sticky? I want to be stronger and stronger longer. Possibly PPL?
You're the fucking nigger who made the brosplit post yesterday so fuck you for clogging up the catalog. Read the sticky and do a beginner lp program. More isnt always better in lifting, especially for novices.
>>42269714
you really ought to just do GSLP + a few accessories, but if you're desperate for 'high volume' as a total novice: you could do nSuns' 5/3/1 variant. it's a dumb idea, however
>>42269714
Bill Starr 5x5 or this https://www.t-nation.com/training/tip-train-with-arnolds-golden-six
this is my goal body how do i attain it
thanks
Kys and go to hell
>inb4 just use steroids
I don't wanna take that leap plus I'm still making gains naturally. I just wanna know if there's any good recovery supps out there
Yeah, gh is pretty good
>>42269438
>supplement more food
>supplement more sleep
>maybe take some adaptogens and chill pills (rhodiola, ashwagandha, l-theanine, melatonin)
srsly tho just take roids
>>42269470
I'm only 21 and I'm still making strength and size gains naturally. I don't wanna jump on juice yet until I can at least somewhat max out my natural potential
Have we decided it's a meme?
>>42269393
You tell me
>>42269393
not as big as BSN AMINOx
>>42269455
No you tell me, faggot
How bad is this place? I've been frequenting this gym since I was 14 or 15, but I never took working out seriously until now. Right now my primary method of working out is bodyweight, so I really want to start lifting again to build muscle mass.
Truth is if you are just starting out it's okay. It's very cheap (if you pay the sign up fee and prorate it over the 12 months is works out to about $17/month) and the one I go to is 24 hour which is nice. If you plan on doing real body building then they are garbage.
The one I go to got rid of the only bench press and incline press they had and now it's all machines. You can't even squat without using a smith machine. They have a metric fuckton of cardio equipment so if you're just looking to lose weight or start dinking around with weights then it is fine.
>>42269211
It's the equivalent of the tutorial level in a videogame. It's fine for learning the basics, but leaves out important skills that you learn on your own when you actually graduate to a big boy gym.
>no freeweight barbells
It's the DYEL of gyms.
Are buzzcuts the most /fit/ haircut?
If you're 15.
>>42269142
>posts the literal teen haircut
You can't argue.
What should I get fit
1kg of fresh chicken
2kg of frozen chicken
They both cost 5 quid, but the frozen has added water and salt and the fresh doesn't
Always go fresh.
The frozen cooks down to almost nothing so you'll probably end up with 1kg of the frozen chicken anyway.
Plus, fresh just tastes nicer.
I prefer frozen so I can hoard as much as I can without worrying about expiration dates and ensure my proton supply. I think in most places frozen tends to be cheaper also so there's that.
And I don't know what you mean by "added water", but both fresh and frozen have "added water" in the sense that farmers give them hormones that cause the animals some degree of liquid retention so the meat weighs more. I don't know how freezing would change the weight.
>>42268877
If you have to ask the question, then you aren't sure in yourself about anything in your life. Get frozen so you don't have to worry all day whether your chicken is going to expire and then not eat it because you are trying to cut and then end up wasting 5 quid.
QTDDTOT
What do I need to eat to "eat clean, fuck dirty"?
>>42268786
Puss
>>42268786
Just be vegan.
Hello /fit/, i was wondering if it's possible to get a decent body by home workout. I'm not aiming to become some kind of bodybuilder, but simply having a nice slim-muscolar body. I cannot go to the gymn, so if you guys can give me some advices it would be wonderful. What kind of exercises should i do? Do i also have to follow a certain diet (consider that i usually dont have breakfast and lunch, abd that i eat a small sandwich for dinner, and a few snacks between the meals) ?
Buy one of these, thank me later
Also do pushups, crunches, ab wheel, and a fuckton of hiit.
I've got a pretty decent body just by doing this.
>>42268730
>I'm not aiming to become some kind of bodybuilder
don't worry, you won't
>What kind of exercises should i do?
google "bodyweight exercises for faggots" x3
>Do i also have to follow a certain diet (consider that i usually dont have breakfast and lunch, abd that i eat a small sandwich for dinner, and a few snacks between the meals) ?
CICO
3/10 bait, made me reply
>>42268730
if you wanna get stronger then all you have to do is just do something each day til you can't anymore.
once you get bigger, start worrying about eating, because right now i assume you're a skelly so just eat more and do some exercises.
>out of whey yesterday
>went to GNC cause didn't feel like ordering online and waiting
>saw tub, grabbed, made conversation with worker so was distracted
>didn't notice until this morning when I went to make my morning shake that it's unflavored
wat do? I normally get chocolate or chocolate peanut butter flavor. I just tried the unflavored and it's very very bland.
Take it back and exhanche it. They usually take shit back with the receipt.
>>42268541
Exchange. Fuck.
>>42268509
Get sugar free chocolate syrup or some cocoa powder. Actually, having a cup of coffee with whey protein and cocoa powder is a good preworkout because it gives you caffeine and theobromine which is a proven nootropic (brain booster) so it wakes you up and gets you tuned in, and it's got protons for your workout.
I only buy unflavored whey now because it's cheaper, more pure as in less fillers, and I can mix it with whatever I want.
What's the most efficient meal you can eat post workout for weightlifting?
>>42267183
There are several opton
>>42267218
thank you for that
FOOD
I'm feeling really down tonight/today. Having doubts about new relationship, always insecure, existential depression, not hitting macros, barely working out anymore. Can we get a /fit/ motivation thread going
go into more detail, nigger
At least you have a relationship to have doubts about
>>42442967
He really doesn't have to. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting that set of problems here, possibly less the gf.
I finally understand the purpose of brap posting
>degenerate faggots find themselves attracted to borderline obese THICC chicks
>they try and shitpost on /fit/ with them
>get mercilessly BRRAAPposted whenever they do
>begin to associate BRRAAP with THICC
>find themselves no longer attracted to THICC chicks
the system is working as intended
>>42442834
or they subconsciously correlate stinky doo doo farts and thicc bitches and suddenly get an erection every time they fart
>>42442834
oh god i fucking love brap posting, i want to tongue those farts out
or they discover the patrician fetish of THICCBRAP, a mental state accessible to only high-tier beings