>boat shoes >not on a boat

>jeans
>not in Geneva

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>Polo shirt
>not playing Polo

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>sneakers
>not sneaking

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>jeans
>not a cowboy

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>OP
>always gobbling as many cocks as he can

>decline benchpress
>accept anyways

>>9777176
>boat shoes
>even on a boat

>>9777176
>wears oxfords
>doesn't go to oxford
>wears penny loafers
>doesn't pay with exact change
>wears chelsea boots
>isn't named chelsea
>wears crocs
>feet aren't reptiles
>wears derbies
>has never seen a horse race
>wears a motorcycle jacket
>isn't a motorcycle
>wears riding boots
>doesn't ride horses
>wears vans
>doesn't skate
>wears levis
>isn't a coal miner
>wears boat shoes
>doesn't own a sailboat
>wears loafers
>not a loaf of bread
>wears sneakers
>doesn't sneak
>wearing monkstraps
>not living in tibet
>wearing a field jacket
>not being grass
>wearing parkas
>not hunting seals and living in an igloo
>Wearing basketball shorts
>only good in football
>Wears wife beater
>wife is much more muscular than I
>wearing peacoats
>not a vegetable
>wearing sunglasses
>not being the sun
>wearing watches
>not being a Watchman
>wearing hoodies
>doesn't live in the hood
>wearing docs
>not a doctor
>wearing swim trunks
>isn't an elephant
>getting an HY
>not being hitler
>wearing a windbreaker
>isn't a fart

>>9777231
>windbreaker
>isn't a fart
ded

>club collar
>doesn't belong to a club

>>9777184
>riveted jeans
>not herding cattle

>>9777730
ahh, fuck I missed >>9777212

>wearing turtlnecks
>isn't a turtle

dubs

isnt dubs

>messenger bag
>not delivering messages

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>>9777176
Check em

>>9777756
think again

>Wearing sandals
>isn't jesus

>>9777768
no wait, lemme try again

>>9777772
wot

>Wearing pajamas
>isn't a banana

>>9777772
ok ok here

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your a big get

thanks

nice dubs

>>9777777

>>9777777
FUUGG

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>>9777777

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>vans
>isn't transporting goods

>pea coat
>not being a legume

>wearing trilbies
>not even trill

>>9777777
u smart

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>>9777777

>>9777777
dang

>>9777777
god damn

>>9777766
Nice impressive

>>9777777
AYY LMAO

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>>9777777

>>9777777
ouch

>>9777799
oof

>>9777785
underrated post

>>9777777
ayy

>>9777766
eek

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>Naked and Famous
>wearing clothes and being a nobody

>>9777777
noice

>boat shoes
>boats dont have feet

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>duck boots
>not a duck

>>9777231
i actually cried at windbreaker

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>>9777777

>>9777231
My sides are fucked up. I hope this isn't a copypasterino.

>Wearing a Fedora
>Isn't 1932