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I figured that since this is the cattiest and most superficial board on 4chan, I and my thread would be right at home.

What names do you like?
What names do you dislike?

I like names with clear vowels, like Leon.

I have to admit, I can't stand surnames used as first names. They are more than a little bit ridiculous. Tiler Smith. Tailor Baker. Potter Butcher. Harrison Johnson son of some guy called Joe. Is it a cuckold thing? "I wish my wife's child was sired by someone else. Ooh tingly humiliation."

Bible names can also go take a hike unless european kings have been known to have them. Even then they're suboptimal.

Chinese people should really give their kids a name with at least two syllables.
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I like names for girls that end in -ee sounds. Like Ellie.

As for guys I'm not sure. I hate names that are too try-hard and special snowflake though.
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Ezra, Elspeth

names that begin with E are top tier
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I want a name change but I'm not sure what id change it to.
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European king names are /fa/

Albert
James
Charles
George
William
Louis
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>>9776779
how

like 90% of white americans have those six names. basic as hell
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>>9776747
A single syllable works in chinese because people always call people with single syllable names by their surname and last name. Eg: tian yi
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>>9776810
I guess, but it makes them much less recognisable to westerners when they're listed in credits or the spine of a book. At three syllables the name begins to become distinctive (to Westerners.)
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names for the children of people who visit conventions dressed as elves
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this thread again
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>>9776917
this was aimed at >>9776756
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Saint names
>John Paul
>Benedict
>Ambrose
>Albert
>Maria
Catholic master race
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>>9776747
Names with any history are fantastic. Saints, kings, conquerors, legends etc.

Shit I hate are nigger names. LeShawn, and anything remotely like it.
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Thinking of using Julian.
What do you think? I've looked up statistics and it seems to becoming more popular. I just hope it's not the new "Jason."
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Slavic names are the best.
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>>9776747
Male names: Sascha, Samson, Zacharia, Florian and Ludwig.

Female names: Hillevi, Irene, Luna(?), Lauryn and Jolie.

It's just something about that those names that i prefer over others. I dislike names that sound way to try hard like Marcel and Giavanni, it just feels odd.
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>>9777112

>Julian
>not an obvious jew name

iwonderwhocouldbebehindthispost.jpg
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>>9776756
My name's Eero
am i top tier?
boy here btw
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>>9776802
but have you ever really met someone named Albert?
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I'm gonna call my kids ree and rick
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>>9777206
>Sachsa
>Florian
Sissy. Those are life ruining names. Being exotic or underused doesn't mean they're good, no one has those names for a reason. Don't be such a pussy
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>>9777256
sasha is just an abbreviation for Alex,I agree with you on Florian though, just makes me think of Nico Belic's gay friend from GTA 4
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>>9777298
Never heard Sasha for Alex, but if that's the case it's slightly better
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If I were to have kids...

Boy: Herman
Girl: Irene, Irina, Isabel
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>>9777311
well that's how it is in the motherland. Though I do know people who are named sasha on their birth certificate in which case it is cringy, like having your name be just Bob, not Robert.
as for OP, my favorite name is my own, Pavel or Pasha which is what my Russian friends call me. I hate it when people pronounce Pavel wrong, where they accent the A and not the E, pisses me right off but I try not to say anything about it because it's silly.
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>>9776747
I will name my son Revolver and my daughter will be named after the last stripper I see, probably something trashy like saphire.
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>>9777298
Whats wrong with Florian? Saint Florian was a christian martyr from austria.
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>>9776747
Was about to have a kid with a girl once, it was an accident but she refused to abort. She basically let me decide, I wanted Kaya or Freya if it was a girl. Think they sound good. Erik or Jakov if it was a guy. Luckily she had a misscarriage. Don't know how to explain, it but those kinda names I think are nice.
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Is Henry an effay name???
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>>9777350
But it doesn't sound like the name of a man. Maybe a woman or child. The sounds of a word are as crucial to a name as are connotations. And that sounds gay
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>>9776869
Sounds like a Western problem
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>>9777358
>Jackov
Erik is nice but that sounds like masturbation
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>>9777350
can you not read? I explained it pretty simply why I have a bad cannotation with the name Florian. Saint names don't mean shit to me and I'm a Paul.
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Jasper masterrace
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>>9777377
Jethro reporting in.
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I think Irish names are quite effay.
>boys
Ódhran (or-an) Oisín (ush-een) Fiachra (Fee-a-cra) and my name, Ciarán (Keer-on)
>girls
Sinéad (shin-aid), Gráinne (grawn-ya), Niamh (Knee-uv)

Also search Americans try pronounce Irish names for a giggle.
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>>9777373
Haha yeah I know, thought about Sergei too until I realized it sounds like Sir Gay. Wanted to have either a swedish or russian name since I'm half half. Swedish are generally better tho.
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>>9777219
Sounds exotic
Finn or estonian?
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I like archangel names
>Uriel
>Jophiel
>Gabriel
etc. and to lesser extend other names ending in -el, Joel, Eliel and so on.
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>>9777391
Konstantine is a badass russian name, or Boris.
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>>9777391
I wouldn't worry about Sergei. Sir Gay would be accented on "Gay," while Sergei would be accented on "Ser."
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I like Alexander/Alexandra or Patrick/Patricia. They have sort of a royal atmosphere but are still common enough that my kid won't be bullied for their name
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>>9776747
Is Noah effay?
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>most people seem to think that Leon is pretty /fa name
>im still just Leo
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>not a david davidson thread
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age
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>>9776747
Fav Name for a boy: Tom
Fav name for a gril: Alia
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>>9777384
all those boy names look girly
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my favorite name is vivian, sounds so sensual.
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>>9777384
>tfw siblings got good Gaelic names and i got a shitty biblical one
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Boy: Paxton
Girl: Genet
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Obviously Jewish names.

Rahm
Jule
Avi
Binyamin
Ezra

A million more.
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Boy : Mantas
Girl : Lilith

>>9777384
also this
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Would anyone like some free cancer?
Look up your name on urbandictionary.
Thank me later.
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>>9777899
>
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LAWRENCE
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>>9777238
not him, but yes
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>tfw named Luke
>mfw for the first 10 years of my life every adult I met would open up with the line "Luke I am your father"
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Cody, Hunter, Eli and Luke are gas chamber tier names.
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>>9777311
>>9777342

I guess it's a slavic thing, my cousin is called Aleksandar and literally everyone calls him Saše which is the same thing. I don't even remember anyone actually calling him Aleksandar ever.

I quite like Italian names myself, if I ever have a boy Alessandro would be a cool name, and it would also be an homage to Alessandro Del Piero.

Also like >>9777384 said Irish names are really cool, but impossible to pronounce unless you know how Gaelic works.
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>>9776779
Im English, and called George
#Reppin
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f - esther
m - dalton
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double A names are true patrician status

>aaron
>aaden
>jordaan
>isaac

>tfw don't have double a's
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French names. Wish i had, but i got a portuguese one.
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>>9778061
English and Charles here. Respect.
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>>9778066
>jordaan
>aaden

you can't just add extra letters to names damn it
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>>9778077
Saaaafe, how's the /fa/ game where you are? All my bruh's are pretty on point.
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>>9778117
At uni just outside London. /fa/ game varies, but I'm in London most of the time so its all good.
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>>9778089
yes we caan
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>>9777384
Oh those /are/ nice, really nice
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My name is Teddy and everyone is always asking me if my real name is Theadora.
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My name is Max
I like it cuz it isn't tryhard special snowflake and not a lot of other people have it
Also I'm named after my badass great uncle
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>>9778206
This post makes me wonder:

What names does /fa/ consider tryhard?
I mean, on part of the parents.
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>>9778229
Cliche Names.
Long AF names.

Any name that borrows from a culture completely different from your own. If you name a kid Isis for the Egyptian Goddess then you are likely autistic.
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>>9777384
rick is a /fa/ name
same with owens
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>>9778271
i didn't mean to quote u T_T
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My name is jackson.
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>not having a top tier pussy magnet name
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>>9778298
They're all so common. Now, if this chart told us that Melvins have lots of sex, or suchlike, it would begin to be interesting.
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maximus
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>>9778229
Also names spelled in a retarded way, a girl I knew in high school got pregnant and named her kid Tysun, if that was me I'd probably change it to a normal spelling
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Space names
Mars
Atlas
Thunderclease
Venus
Solomon
Estrella
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>>9777256
There's Florian from Kraftwerk, he pulls it off well
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Female: Elizabeth, Sophia, Penelope
Male: Ames, Ezra, Oliver
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>>9776747
Boy : Sid, Bruce,
Girl : Benta, Nikola
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>>9776779
> TFW Scottsman named Robert III
Fucking
Crown
Mate
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>my name is Robin
>parents are Korean
>i'm a guy

suffering
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>>9777397
Finn :)
Not exotic here tho i know 4 other people naed Eero lol
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tfw your name is sean

tfw you were supposedly named after sean connery

fucking james bond man
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>>9778612
There's a pop singer in finland named Robin Packalen. It's cool anon just tell everyone about him
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Without sounding like an edgy motherfucker, I think some of the names of demons are pretty cool. For example Dantalian, Andras, Eligos.
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>>9776747
Clair
Chloe
Eliza

Charlie
Oscar

Although some of these names will rhyme with my last name so no way in fuck I'd ever do that to my kid.
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