Female fashion: your turn-offs and turn-ons
Turn-offs
>leggings with geometric patterns on them
>wears sportswear all the time
>ugg boots
>jeans jacket
>"ugly sweater"
>too much eyeliner
>bright red lipstick on the wrong skin tone
>long, straight hair
Turn-ons
>she knows how to wear black well
>long cardigan
>loose, baggy u-neck shirt or hoodie
>tasteful amount of mascara
>undercuts on shorter, skinny girls
>long, flowing hair on taller or bigger girls
This is my turn on.
>turn off
>uses tubmlr and tubmlr related pix
>>9768983
>tumblr is feminazis
>muh chaste maidens
fuck off
>>9768996
>defending tubmlr
literally kill you'reselv
>>9768983
sorry we all can't be faggy little 14yr olds with your new fangled snapchats and indiegrams
>pretty hair that hangs just on her nips
HNNNGGGG
i mean this >>9769004
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>>9769044
>>9769030
damn lmao lol wyh are grirls so fkin dumb ¿¿
>>9768972
>>boys talking about what girls do that turns them 'off'
>>like you would ever get the chance to turn anyone on.
>in a sorority
nope
>>9769078
jesus, you aren't allowed to make fun of anyone, you weaboo autist loser
back to /a/ now
>>9769078
its 2015 kid. nobody uses greentext anymore
>>9769078
i agree wholeheartedly
>>9769105
your god
>>9769125
blasphemy
High-waisted anything
>>9768972
Who is she, I want to eat her ass
>>9769133
> dem legs, dat ass
muh dick, I love fully clothed women.
turn on:
being cute
turn off:
not being cute
pic related of turn on
Alt/punk/whatever the fuck grils really rev my engine
Fatties are a no-go
>>9768972 turn ons:
lauren conrad style, district of chic blogger's style or fashion flux bloggers style and/or coco rocha white house black market which is just a rip off of calvin klein collection minmalist/color blocking era
since everyone else is describing ideal features
light brown eyes, light brown hair, pale skin, high cheek bones, angular jawline, small breasts, no/little ass, thin legs, ~5'6" height
>>9769363
straweberry is a du
de lm!!!!ao
bisexual half persian girls with amazing who smoke weed and go to art museums w/ you in comme des garcons but then turn out to be full lez sheeit fml
>>9769372
who
nadia esra
google her
she has great fits
she makes me want to be a girl
>>9769420
looks like shit
this
>>9769694
and this
>>9769701
and this
>>9769707
and this
>>9769197
this outfit is fucking cool except for the ugly shoes
>>9769710
and this
>>9769133
yellow beats
>>9769716
oh dear god yes
>>9769716
what's so special about this bitch
>>9768972
>long cardigan
this
this is my fucking fetish
it is the definition of a cozy qtp2t3.14
>>9769238
we never said they did
we're discussing what elicits a turn on/off response to us
nobody said girls were trying to
i need me a yellow bone in some red monkey jeans ya feel me lol
>>9769802
shut up you patriarchal, misogynistic asshole
you have no right objectifying women like that
>>9769747
she's just better than you
>>9769747
Sounds like you got a lot to learn
>>9769802
>>we're discussing what elicits a turn on/off response to us
So girls are just triggers for your 4 inch erection.
>>9769747
Dont b jelly
>>9769995
Yes
>>9769995
ayy
This
>>9768972
I'm turned on by shit considered basic bitch tier.
Turn ons
>leggings (especially the rubber latex ones)
>beautiful long hair
>high heels, opened toe shoes
>revealing swim suits
>long flowing dresses
>cleavages
>jeans and pants that reveal and accelerate ass curves
Turn offs
>unnatural coloured hair
>too much make up
>panda tier eye shadow
>too fat
>too thin
>stocky
>shaved haircut
>male tier short hair
>>9769125
fuck off
nobody elected you
nobody would vote for you
nobody wants you
fuck off
fuck off
>>9769197
Horrible coat.
>>9769125
REEEE CONFIRMED FOR TRAP
Turn offs:
pants
jeans
t-shirts
sneakers
hoodies
piercings
make up
jewelry
flat hair
>>9770908
forgot to add buns, ponytail, pig tails etc. I hate when a girl ties her hair up
>>9770873
>Turn ons
>all your fetishes
ok
>>9770920
Of course ;)
Turn ons: They come from money
>>9769030
Weird but kind of cute, I might be developing a weird fetish
>>9769420
her fits are awful and she looks like a corpse
>turn offs
ghetto hood shit
/slutcore/ (unless if im looking for that a particular night)
white girl basic bitch shit
feministcore
blondes
oversized tits compared to body
anything over a C cup while in skin tight gear
weebo shit
too much makeup
unremarkable/not unique hair (not some regular swept to the side hairstyle, idk how to describe it)
any piercing that isnt nose/ear (visible at least)
>turn ons
preppy
undercuts
can go minimalistic with the accessories and clothes
not chubby
has a proffessional look (eg not an outrageous ass, or huge tits)
short hair/sideswept bangs (depending on her facial structure and style of course)
punk
can wear black well
cardigan/plaid clothes
thin ankles (any married man here knows what I mean)
natural looking lipstick
hoodies
Off topic:
recently been getting into black chicks but the style and manner of how they present themselves turns me off half the time
turn on : dissu shittu ratio heeru
>>9771958
what do you mean by thin ankles and marriage?
I like when girls wear dresses
I hate when girls wear appropriated mens clothes
I'm real fucking sick of girls wearing jeans all the time
>>9771999
nice trips
you can tell the future of your bitch's weight by her ankles
if shes short skinny but a nice waist and ass but has thick ankles....she isnt gonna be skinny past her 30s, maybe 35 tops
thick ankles....ALWAYS look at the ankles, ive seen track and cross country girls with thick ankles become fucking whales into their late 20s, while ive seen "curvy" girls with thin ankles become much thinner and well rounded into their late 20s, and actually become better looking by the time they hit their thirties, although its not much of a godsend sense most women in their 30s will look like shit and the "cougs" are the only women who still have a chance
>>9772032
oh...huh. thanks for letting me know, I appreciate it
>>9772032
I look at their triceps for that. If their arms are a little flabby they will balloon.
>>9772030
whats wrong with jeans, kill yourself jerk
>>9769133
>High-waisted anything
let me change your mind
https://zyalt.livejournal.com/1302001.html
>>9772103
>fat tire is bigger than her ass
smdh
>>9772103
ew, you coulda put a trigger warning
>>9772103
You can see here why high waisted pants went out of style. Fatties can't wear them. mid 90s america couldn't handle it.
>>9772134
skeletons can't wear them either
>>9769030
I will rejoice the day bitches finally stop doing their eyebrows like this.
>>9768972
grills who look like elizabeth salamander get my weenie a-going
>>9772103
Damn some of the skinny chicks aren't even pulling them off... It must be a shitty cut. We lost our prowess when it came to designing high waisted denim.
Going to bookmark that page for inspo incase I'm feeling hungry.
Turn offs:
Leggings where you can see through and see the whole deal
Pauls boutique jackets (chav British girls wear them)
Polo shirts
Boyfriend cut jeans
Oversized denim jackets
Those shitty white blouses all chav girls wear on a night out
Tattoos
Piercings other than basic earlobe piercings
Turn ons:
Fringe haircuts on girls who have cute innocent faces and aren't fat
I can't think of anything else tbh
>>9772143
the skinnier girl looks a fuck lot better than the other one
>>9772143
Is that supposed to prove they can't? because it looks good as fuck to me
>>9772181
mein negra
Nothing turns me off quicker than shitty tats and piercings. Or tacky nail polish/lipstick. So many bitches don't know how to accessorize
>>9771958
What has being professional got to do with having a huge ass/tits? Please enlighten me.
>>9770826
Good shit m8.
>>9768996
you guys have really generic taste
Turn ons
>Nice Smile
>Keeps herself shape
>Looks good without makeup
>Dresses nice
>Has a cute laugh
Most of these are superficial but that kinda somes me up
>>9772368
>that kinda somes me up
>somes
>>9772373
sums*, I can't even blame that on autocorrect, just being a stupid fuck
>>9772080
nah i guess sometimes, but every womans tris are a little flabby come 25+, my mom was curvy back in her day but her flabby tris are the only thing wrong with her in her 50s
Turn ons:
>Unnatural hair that compliments their style and complexion
>delicate features
>dressed to enhance their own body shape and looks somewhat unique/original
>glasses
>owns a pair of new balances
Turn offs:
>try-hards
>wearing t-shirts with their fandom
>gladiator sandals
>chokers
can't think of any others atm
>>9768972
I think my biggest is when a girl decides to wear boat shoes (already played to death) and takes it a step further by purchasing the geriatric ones. It's so common too
>>9768972
Female fashion?
>>9769716
is this the based kiko?
>>9768972
turn ons:
big titties
big butt too
turn offs:
telling n words what they up to
>>9772032
or maybe you could talk to your gf and get to know her and just straight up ask if she'd ever let herself get fat??? seems it'd be way more accurate
turn ons:
long hair messy buns
shoulder length hair
white/fair skin
eye smiles
long fingers
well taken care of finger/toenails
slim figure
tall (5"6' ish for a girl)
comfycore fits
turnoffs:
deep voices
big feet
any facialhair
>>9768972
>long cardigan
M Y N I G G A
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>>9772765
i dont think ive ever seen a girl in boat shoes, and tbh it might be kinda hot
>>9769088
I've never seen anyone make those shorts look attractive. They were never meant to be.
>>9772854
BITCHES CAN LIE, ANKLES CANT
>>9768972
>long cardigan
NIGGA YOU MY NIGGA
>>9772103
disgusting
>>9769044
ree?
Thick ass and big tits, or Quasimodo
>>9769747
She's Asian and they're weebs
She's also dressed well
>>9769044
is this bitch like 15 wtf fa
I like big girls
>>9774088
omgggg im going to hell
>>9774088
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT IT HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>9768972
Disgusting taste
This
>>9769701
w2c jacket?
>>9768972
kinda disappointed no one here recognizes sophie
>>9772356
joseph gordon levitt?
whos the bird in op's pic?
>>9769716
>9769716
yawn
>>9772368
Damn that boy got lucky, no teeth handicap and a sick fro? Noice
>>9772181
>Fringe haircuts on girls who have cute innocent faces and aren't fat
YES
>>9769311
nice
turn ons:
>dark hair
>wearing all black
>loose dresses
>peter pan collars
>girls who dont wear high heels
>natural makeup
>between 5'6" and 5'9"
turn offs:
>oversized clothes
>normcore, palewave, twee or preppy styles
>hair in bun or slicked back
>gold accessories
>butt or boobs too big
>open toed shoes (yuck!)
>>9774795
that's the exact 'aesthetic' I'm trying to go for wtf
i like girls who can throw themselves together and look like this. then we can stroll the farmers market together and pick out fresh veggies, and then go sit out by the docks and watch the boats
>>9772085
They look like shit on girls.
I feel like I have certain preferences, but they all go out the window if I meet someone who interests me and who finds me interesting.
At that point, anything past being mildly physically attractive is a plus.
Maybe I'm not picky enough !
>>9774858
turn ons: non-degenerates
turn offs?:/fa/
>>9774088
God damn. This is fucking neat.
Those fucking eyebrows that every bitch is trying to do. Turn off
thick fade in tranny brows are absolute shit tier
>you will never have a thick ass girl
brehhhhs
>>9768972
>>leggings with geometric patterns on them
pleb
>>9769707
thiss
white collars w/ sweater
>>9774855
post pic
and be my gf, pls?
>>9772203
smaller tits and smaller firm ass look more professional in the corporate world ie my world
>>9774905