What's the most effay bottled water?

boxed water.

>>9749750
hahahahahahahahahahaha

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this isnt even a question

Paying for tap water is pretty dumb, no matter how you look at it.

what's the most effay salad?
what's the most effay sandwich?

most effay suicide method?

cheap alternative to heroin OD?

What's the most effay dinnerware set?

>>9749820
idk if u kno dis but a lot of bottled water is spring water that isnt from da tap an som ppl have enough money dat dis small luxury is insignificant in dere finances but u probly alredy knew dat but i just wantd to make sure u knew dat thanks

Bottled water is 4 sheep, enjoy ur network television n rap music. Bet u voted for ubama

If paying for water makes you effay.

Then being effay is really fucking stupid.

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>bottled water

>buy voss water because apparently its for rich people
>theres air in it
why

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>2015
>still drinking filthy fluoridated city water

>>9750119
It's all bullshit. I don't even know why people still pretend bottled water is better than any drinking fountain.

>in tests sponsored by Finland's national broadcasting company, Yle, three blindfolded wine experts rated Voss water lowest of the six waters tested, which included Helsinki public tap water.[2]

>In October 2010, Norway's TV 2 reported that Voss has the same source as tap water from the municipal water supply in Iveland and, contrary to Voss marketing,[3] that this is not artesian.[4][5][6] TV 2 continued to maintain these claims despite Voss objections.[7]

>>9750149

There's no evidence of fluoride being dangerous in the level present in tap water.

be like every other sensible human and get a brittia water pitcher thingy, so you dont have to waste money buying bottled water

>>9749750
its great tbh

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There's nothing more effay than A bottle of Voss.

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fill it with tap water

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Anyone with any perception of psychological nuance should see a person drinking fancy bottled water and immediately associated said person with insecurity. They go to the trouble of paying good money for something that's normally free merely for its image.

Real /fa/ people aren't concerned (or don't appear to be concerned) about their image. The look good naturally, as if it's an afterthought. The Italians called is sprezzatura.

I'm an Icelandic Glacial man myself, but if i'm really dehydrated i go for Essentia.

>>9750250
fucking this. except that it's tapped by nestle

>>9750225
since you're so well versed in psychology i'm sure you've heard of the placebo effect right

>>9750266

Yes but how is that a good argument for buying bottled water? You shouldn't value bottled water enough to care because you'll still appear foolish, whether or not it makes you feel better about yourself.

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>>9750262
Fucc with me

>>9750038
Waldorf.
Monte Cristo.

>>9750250
my man
I only wish I didn't pick labels off things smh

>>9749816
>>9750334
yes

>>9749735
Red bull

What's the most effay toilet paper?

>>9750100
>Amerifats

>>9749735
Bottler water is for third world citizens.

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>>9749816
waterboyz

>>9749816
fiji is the most disgusting water I've ever drank

>>9750391
That's not water
>12 KB
My eyes are ruined

>>9749735
Water from an emptied vodka bottle or nothing at all.

>>9750391
>Pocari sweat
My motherfricking negro

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>>9750334

Not forgetting the impractical 3kg's worth of glassey slippery rock they made in '05.

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Plain glass jar or a tinted one,like this.

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>tfw you can still drink tapwater

not having your own well, what kind of plebs are you?

>>9750576
>can still
what happened to the others?

>>9749738
This nigga gets it

>>9750582
Who says I don't own one,driven by pump with an oldscholl bucket on a whell to take the water out for drinking if I feel like it?

>>9750100
How did you know?

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i genuinely find it sexy when a girl has one of these. makes them look outdoorsy, practical and environmentally conscious.

>>9750334
Evian is naive spelt backwards for a reason

>>9750064
I think hanging is the second most /fa/ suicide method

>>9750391
what does this taste like i always see them in the grocery store

>>9751081

Hurr, hurr coincidence, Evian has been a town a 1000 years before the US was founded.

And Evian itself has been sold for over 150 years,

>>9750549

>not wanting to drink from the agro crag all day erry day

>>9750092
This:


https://twitter.com/rickowensonline/status/585819872275357696

>>9749750
refill valu on those containers is weak

plus i can't toss it in my bag without risking puncture.

i have a big voss glass mofo that i refill all the time. the logo is starting to wear out, can't wait till its all gone.

>>9751045
just get over it and put your dick in a nalgene, friend.

>>9750064
Drowning or headshot (with a doublebarrel or revolver)

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What's the most effay feather duster?

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>>9749735
>voss
>not drinking smartwater

>>9751795
Yes, it is me.

an aquafina bottle without the wrapping

>>9751786
I had a pink one from ikea but I get it wet trying to clean it and then it left a pink stain on my white wall :(

>>9750398
this. it tastes like fucking trash

mfw americans are forced to buy bottled water, because their tap water is filthy and contaminated

hahaha

>>9749816
its obviously fiji or smart water, voss water is trying too hard and is no bueno

>>9751877
please eat something you look starved

>>9750250
>Tfw your last name is Pellegrino

>>9751877
Um we can drink tap water? Where do these jealous pigs get this stuff from

>>9751877
except it isn't

most american tap water is just fine, and some of it is quite tasty

Homemade peppermint water.

>>9751877
You might have mixed up America and Europe/Asia pal, most people here drink tap.

>>9750207
Can i get this stuff in holland?

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>>9752044
>tfw you're named after the drink that made your mom drop her panties

>>9751877
>tfw your goverment say tap water is fine for human comsumption but you dont trust those pigs in my house we have to buy 2 carboys each week just to drink, i still use tap water for the kettle tho

>>9749735
single use plastic waters arent effay at all

>>9750250
fuck nestle

giving money to zionists isn't cool

I don't really care about what brand it is, I just re-use a bottle I fill with tap-water once a week and then replace. I didn't know this but apparently the tap-water here is the best in the world.

>>9750391
FOR GOOD STRENGTH

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>>9753058
>implying I care

lmao

>>9752175
What does American tap water taste like? Chlorine and lead?

>>9749735
16,95

Jesus Christ is that in dollars? You can a small bottle in the UK for a £1 and a large for £2. Fiji water cost about £1 as well.

>>9753144
No, it's more like $3 here.

>>9753138

cheeseburgers

>>9750391
this is an energy drink not water

>>9753073
Where from?

>>9749735
piss m8.

>>9751750
>>>9751045(You)
>just get over it and put your dick in a nalgene, friend.
what a terrible post
didn't your mother ever teach you that if you don't have anythign intelligent to say, don't say anything at all

>>9750597
>third world countries
>fracking

Evian > Everything else

Anyone that disagrees is a plebeian

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Wegmans store brand

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>>9751786

fiji obviously.

>>9750164
obviously...

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currently im enjoying evian

my bottles look nicer than the once in the pic though

Fiji & anything other than generic bottled water is on par with drinking starbucks

bottled water is not effay, its what

>>9753398
it's actually a sports drink not an energy drink

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>>9749735
>>9750207

>voss
>not superior miu color