What do your clothes say about you, /fa/?

Mine say I'm a somewhat lazy college student. How do I fix this?

the i smoke weed in the college bathroom stalls

>>9654571
I like fashion, im eccentric, maybe gay

>>9654766
Post some pics pls?

That I'm in a fraternity.

That I'm intelligent, nihilistic and I have a wicked sense of humor.

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Id like to think mine says "i hope i come off as european"

>>9654571
First I park my car, then I fuck your bitch

That I'm euphoric

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>>9654785
This is what I imagine you looking like.

>>9654571
That I masturbate a lot and don't wash myself.

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>"Are you gay?"
>"No, why would you ask that?"
>"Cause you match so well."

>>9654787
>Smoking for a photoshoot
Jesus mother of pretentious tumblr tier "smoking is cool" danish middle-class indie poper disguised as Nation of Ulysses

homeless or a homosexual

>>9654889
>danish middle-class indie poper
this sounds like a look a lot of people would go for

>>9654816
ya it sucks until you meet a hunny who you talk to and finds out you aren't gay.

"Why do all the hot guys have to be gay!"

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>>9654571
people assume i'm gay cuz i wear skinny jeans and floral tshirts

>tfw your dad keeps saying my poppy red skinny jeans are "flashy"
>says I should only wear my slim pink trousers on the golf course

I'm 90% sure he thinks I'm gay now, thanks American Apparel

>>9655126
You shouldn't have bought that shit in the first place

>>9654571
from my previous experience it makes me seem gay

I am bi so it is only half wrong

I still don't believe that straight men can be fashionable

>>9655114
You're probably a skinny twink looking queer.
I wear floral shirts and know people who do as well and that assumption is never made.
Start lifting.

My outfits says "I bet you wish you were in the middle of the wood right now" no I just like sage green and leather a lot, so sue me.

Schizoid Personality Disorder.

>>9654571
this is how 90% of australian males aged between and including 5 and 29 look

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>>9656153

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You guys tell me

>>9656159
Actually means
>I'm a special snowflake stop thinking you're like me,I'm just unique you morons

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uncaring asshole, gay or intimidating, usually the first one

kek, still people like me and find me interesting

thx Hedi

>>9659418
No one would ever think your frail 2001 Keanu Reaves looking ass is intimidating

>>9659418
fat, mexican, poor

take your pick

>>9654934
Its pretty stylish tbh, Elias and entire Iceage are just as effay in real life

>>9659418
>kek

i immediately see you as the lowest social ranking

You dress like someone from US or UK

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Idk they prolly say something completely opposite what i really am

I'm muscular and wear mostly tight clothes and gym clothes. So it probably says I'm obsessed with my body.

I squat and may or may not use the word "innit"

>>9659618
A bitch?

>>9654755
be naked all of the time

>>9659618

Boring and uninteresting?

>>9659733
So my clothes say that i'm vivid and interesting?

Ok i got rekt

>>9654571

that I like flannel shirts

>>9656211
Can confirm, am Australian. But, I wouldn't say 90%, that's a little too much. But, if 90% of the men where you live dress like this then you need to gtfo dude. Move to Melbourne.

>>9654787
this basically, also maybe 'chillness'/'aloofness'

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>>9654889
>danish middle-class
Yea, Norwegian middle-class is better C:

>>9659618
is that salmon creek beach?

I'm a hungry skeleton, and for whatever reason, I seem to want to show it off.

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That I'm intelligent, nihilistic and I have a wicked sense of humor.

>>9657564
oioi goes to chernobyl

>>9659813
nope, it's yyteri

>>9659584
underrated

>>9657564
"Masked Intruder" reject

>>9657564
get out of here stalker

>>9657564
>Marked OiOi

>>9657564
white guys just wanna join isis

>>9654787
ELIAS

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>>9654571
MOAR

>>9659584
well, people do, thats why they told me so, for some reason

>>9659599
neither fat nor poor, mexican isnt an adjective, its a nationality

>>9657564
I just murdered a street prostitute core

wealthcore

>>9654766
>maybe gay
/Thread

>>9657564
You look like you spend your time standing outside a polski sklep drinking a skol and scaring UKIP voters

>>9661539

douchebag

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>>9654785
Is this your type of outfit?

>>9661572
more asshole than douche

>Her hair is perfect, how does she get it like that?
>Her sweatshirt is so basic, is she a poor beauty?
>Another girl with skinny jeans
>Black sneakers instead of riding boots? Basic bitch
>I can't even pronounce that watch maker. I guess she's not poor
>Her tan hair tie matches her blonde hair, she's put way too much thought into her fit
When in reality they're not even looking at me, I can dream though right?

>>9661705
You sound pretty wealthcore, what kind of watch do you wear?

>>9659882
Quality post friend

>>9661717
Mont blanc

>>9654571
That I'm probably drink a little too much, you shouldn't buy a car from me, I might do drugs, I do care about my appearance, I don't sleep much, I'm pretty fun to be friends with, and I'm probably carrying a gun.

Idk why I can't escape looking like an alcoholic. Either shaven or not I always look hungover, but its not like in a bad way. It kinda suits me I guess. I get compliments on my hair and my supervisor always says I pull off the just out of bed look. I wear a lot of hawaiian shirts but always relatively slim fitting and with slim pants, black derbies shined or chuck taylors, and aviators. I like the way I look, just I wish people would stop asking me if I know anyone who sells whatever goddamn high they want.

>>9661725
No you don't . It's Montblanc. One word.

>>9661834
THIS
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I
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>>9661834
Mom got it for me, it's a free watch, cgaf really I wasn't planning on even wearing one

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>>9661856
Really defensive tho. I really couldn't care less. I have my Rolecks and I love it. See what I did there?

Have a Steak you anorexic hoe

>>9661887
I'm vegan

>>9661887
That's a terribly cooked steak. Better if the potatoes were mashed. Also, where's the green veggies? Something like roasted asparagus.

amateur/10

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>>9661910
I figured as much. Serrano and housemade burro fresco inside. Mmmh.

Now please sit your lying ass down.

well everyone says i look like a stoner
but they also say i dress well
i take both as insults seeing as the two rarely overlap

>>9661934
Lmfao this was in a Michelin Star Restaurant. Lmao@americans

>>9661934
Fucking dying at mashed potatoes
Also cooked?lmfao

>>9661577
actually my trench is higher quality and my katana has been folded ATLEAST 1000 times more than that crappy imitation that sub par plebeian has, I mean he isn't even giving any respect for his sword. . .

>he looks like a skater he must be good
well i can do kickflips

>>9661887
>>9661945
>taking pictures of food
>taking pictures of food in a purportedly michelin star resturant
That day anon was looked upon as an outsider, if not intruder, by the wealthcore of which he wishes to be amongst

Starving T.A.
because I'm a starving T.A.

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>>9661984
Not really this is my job. I write reviews for a German papers about high end restaurants/bars and hotels/boutiques
Had this yesterday.

>>9662018
Ayy moving there in a month, still fuck you for implying I don't have the watch

>>9662027
Stay the fuck away from us you lying vegan bitch. You don't have a Montblanc and you know it. Just drop it.

Go eat some meat, it'll help you think clear.

>>9657564
hunting night with the lads-core

>>9661887
>White people actually cook and eat steak like that

>>9662082
No. It was butterflied, the Serrano was added, the burro fresco. Put back together and then it sat over an open fire for about 5-6 minutes. Then it was quickly grilled and served.

>>9662041
Oh but bae my flat's already paid for and flight already booked

Also why would anyone lie about having a montblanc? It's not even fucking wealthcore, I could sell my shitty notebook and get another one,

Meanwhile dude I hooked up with is discussing watches in the upper k's

>>9660645 Go here to discuss the shitty steaks you couldn't otherwise afford if your employer didn't front your bill

>>9662082
Are you actually talking about putting meat in the oven? That is not cooking my friend, it is just what Americans call it. We say "garen" which basically means let it sit in heat for a while. "Kochen" has nothing to do with that.

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>>9662128
Two weeks ago at a private tasting.
Are you actually this upset at me for Living a better life than you?

>>9662139
Ugly-ass watch though

>>9654571
'I'm a culchie and probably poor as well'

>>9662139
You seem to enjoy your lifestyle, I enjoy mine, what are we arguing about?

>>9662160
Are You still mad you don't own the watch you mentioned or is it just a general jealousy you're throwing towards me as your life is turning more and more miserable.

Btw, watch cost more than your "date" makes in a year, go check your mail your welfare cheque might be here!!!

>>9662177
I will ask again. What is Wealthcore? Poor people wearing cheap designer clothes?

>>9662182

>>9662160
This isn't me

>>9662177
This is, and I guess your watch is alright, obviously pricey but nothing I haven't seen before

>>9662018
>not well done
enjoy your tapeworm.

>>9662189
If you eat steak well done you should not be allowed to live in a first world country.

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>>9654571

Mine say "ask me for drugs" and "i'm gay." I don't have any drugs, and other gay men normally smell better than me.

>>9656155
so you're a gay bear?

>>9659618
>>9659418

they say you were dressed by the internet

>>9662242
Dante?

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pokemon trainer

>>9657564
norwegian black metal core

>>9659809
He's like the dad you never had, the one with hemingway-esqe type metaphors before he drops you off at school or some shit.

>>9662725
lookin good mr razzak

>>9662725
"i smoke viceroys/belmonts and listen to toro y moi"

im an average guy who does average things. he goes to university, but he could study science or arts. He doenst really get too excited about anything, but can definitely show passion.

>>9654571
that im a gay wimp in shrunken clothes witha HUGE dick

>>9662184
Rich people wearing expensive clothes, doing expensive things.

>>9654571
I'm a suppresed homosexual

"I care too much about image but also want to look like I don't care, and I hope it's not obvious but it probably is."

>>9659882
If I took your fit away would you die

>>9659882

HE DIDNT FIT SO GOOD

>>9657564
outgoing and mysterious

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"I squat on street corners with the squad, while drinking vodka and sharing stories about The Zone."

>>9654571
lol my 27 year old cousin wears that exact outfit when he's not at work. he has like 12 variations of it.

>>9662242
You dress like my weed dealer lmao. He sells the fattest ounces in town but he's only here for 4 months a year

>>9663211
S Q U A T
Q
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A
T

>>9663249
My dumbest sisters husband does too. He installs car stereos.

>>9659618
Y
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R
I

>>9663336
Yeeee bro i love it there

>>9656211
True. Everyone in the country town I grew up in dressed like this. I live in Melbourne now thank god.

>>9662242
ONE GARISH PATTERNED ITEM OF CLOTHING PER FIT
EMPTY YOUR BIN AS SOON AS IT GETS FULL DON'T JUST START PILING EXTRA SHIT ON TOP OF THAT DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THAT IS WHEN YOU ACTUALLY GO TO EMPTY IT?

>>9659418
> intimidating
>still people like me and find me interesting

Delusionalcore

>>9654571
Going by what has been said to me
>you look like a drug dealer (wearing rick hoodie)
>you look like Michael Jackson (wearing ann d cardigan)
is this positive or negative? No idea tbh

the guy who looks alright but don't shower nearly enough

I wear a long black hoodie, a neon blue/red hat, suade shoes and black jeans. D-do I dress like a 12 y old?

>>9657564
Cheeki breeki-core

>>9659882
Was being effay a part of your plan?

>>9659698
I masturbate a lot in open places. So it probably says I´m obsessed with my body.

>>9659882
genius

>>9662139
you seem like an obnoxious guy who wants recognition, can you please start tripping so I can filter you?

>>9663211
forgot cigarettes

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>>9654571
wigger arthouse kid

>>9663336
miks täällä on tullut vastaan about 100 suomalaista viimeisen kahden päivän aikana, sulkiko fobba yliksen tai jotain?

>>9663722
Either that or they have finally realised how shitty the finnish /fa/ is.

>>9663743

>Finnish fa

w2c?

>>9659885
Underrated

>>9663761
Ylilauta muoti ja pukeutuminen

I'm a super comfy master student in neuroscience. Lazy looking but hard working.

>>9663780
Davi?

>>9663785
Wrong guy bro

What I like to think: A well dressed poor man.
What other people think: A gay autist.

>>9659882
>"Dr. Pavel, I'm effay"

>>9659882
It doesn't matter who we are, all that matters is our fit.

>>9656155
>don't want to be thought as gay
>start lifting
Choose one.

>>9656155
Floral shirts is everywhere in NZ

>>9663761
Don't do it anon.
That place is like 4 years behind /fa/

>>9663887
ya but as a skinny twink you look like a bottom gay, as a beef up roid junky you look like a top gay, and I rather look like I give in the ass than take it in the ass.

>>9654571
like OP except everything is grey / black

>>9654787
can anyone ID this ?
>>9654787

>>9654571
I'm possibly a drug dealer.

>>9666265
Jack White.

>>9659730
but it gets cold here

>>9661539
faggot

>>9662128
>Meanwhile dude I hooked up with is discussing watches in the upper k's
I hate everything about this statement. I wish I was gay.

>>9662242
You look like a guy that pops up and takes people on whimsical adventures. You belong in a Neil Gaiman novel. Neither of those statements is an insult.

Rich person trying to look like a poor person trying to look wealthy