Is it possible to be effay with enormous breasts, and if so, how?

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>>9532639
>How can I be fashionable with these enormous breasts
>how can people think i look good with a spectacular body feature

you show them off. and I don't mean in a slutty way. Girls with large assets and guys with ridiculous v taper and muscles are similar in the sense clothing will normally fit like shit off the rack. If you have the cash, buy big sizes, and get it tailored later. Wear V necks, dresses, etc that show them off, in a subtle way, rather than so brash. Brash will come off as slutty, subtle will come off as attractive.
but really its about fit, so see if you can find a good tailor

>>9532639
What is the rest of your figure like though? Hourglass? Stick with tits? But seconding that a good fit is going to be the main factor when working with a large bosom

that is a titcow.

>>9532693
you're gay

>>9532663
I think the opposite. If you've got enormous breasts you really DON'T need to show them off at all. They're blatantly obvious anyhow. That's why you dress like they're not a big deal; wear well tailored turtlenecks and the like. Everyone can see you've got great tits regardless of what you wear, but by not making them the focus of your attire you're signaling there's much more to you than just magnificent mammaries.

>>9532721
this.

Man, turtlenecks look so good on girls with big tits..hnnng

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>>9532732
agreed

>>9532639
I have huge tits and I am still stylin on everyone in fa

I am a guy btw ;) teeheee

>>9532788
what went through your head to make you think this would be an ok thing to shitpost? It's not even funny. Ur usually p good.

u cant. get boob smallment surgery. make ur boobs like mosquito bites babe. <#<##<333

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>>9532747
TFW its a jpg not gif

>>9532639
Carolin Vreeland Instagram

so having big tits or a big ass is not /fa/? I don't know if I want a /fa/ qt gf anymore..

>>9532916
Kim K is basic-tier /fa/, Charli is tumblr-tier /fa/

You just can't be proper full 4chinz-approved /fa/

>>9532916
stick to your ugly basic bitch 2/10 sluts then

>>9532639
Gf has big tits and manages to be fa/stylish
I'd suggest you wear turtleneck sweaters, darker, subtle dresses and long cardigans. Cardigans seem to make them seem smaller, I imagine it works the same way fat people think wearing jackets makes them look slim

>>9532916
It's hot, but not really /fa/

get tattoos and go rockabilly, pin up style. one of my best friends is like that and she looks good

>>9533155
>Get tattoos
>Rockabilly
>Pin up style

Holy shit, you're cringey.

Kill yourself my man.

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>>9533155
this is Appalachian mud-trash tier, please love yourself

I refuse to believe this thread has gone 3h without someone dumping big tittay'd fashionistas.

>>9533155
Get some taste man.

>>9533218
there is none

>>9532732
thirded.

>>9533155
Hell no.

Go for u boat necks, showing off the collarbone. Avoid pockets on the shirt, v necks, crop tops (!!), egg shape. Highlight the waistline. It's all about proportions.

Wheres a good place to get some /fa/ approved bras for large breasts?
Seems like most places don't carry anything outside of plain designs and colors

>>9533529
Get your size measured in a store and buy their brand online. Most stores I know stock grandma type stuff but have a nice variety online.

I live in Germany, have 75E and I resort to triumph and la perla.

>>9532639

Wear a properly fitted bra. Do no shop at Victoria's Secret.

Google /rA Bra that Fits
Their are clothing guides for breasts, just look for "hourglass figure or hourglass bodytype"
This is not rocket science.

Also
>women with tits look so good in turtleneck~

You know, I used to think the 2D-women only was a joke, but.. holy shit. lol
/fa/ really is a joke, goddamn.

>>9533539
Seems like a good option but theres not too many places nearby and if I made the trip to get measured at a store I might as well buy something from there.

>>9533539
post one of your fits please, I'm curious

>>9533571
Big tits and turtlenecks has been a thing for decades, turbomong.

>>9532747
>How to make a girl look fatter than she is

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>>9533594
I don't own turtlenecks, sorry.
I prefer high waist pants and never wear long blazers with lapels, also due to broad shoulders.

>>9533636
post one of your tits please, I'm curious

>>9533636
I like your style, don't change anything

>>9533636
Not a bad fit, though I'd reconsider either changing the pants or jacket. Based on colour, they don't go together too well.

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>>9533636
guy here. you dress insanely well, dude.

>>9533672
>guy here
kek

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>>9533636
niiice tbh

>>9533636
>large breasts

Too hard to tell at that distance.

>>9533636
>those pancake tits
Fuck off ginger kike nigger spictard

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>>9533636
Flatter than my grandad's arse

>>9533636
Flawless fit, but we can't see shit that's relevant to your chest size. Better pic for sake of topic?

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>being this thirsty

>>9533668
>Based on colour, they don't go together too well.
Since when does black and dark blue not fit together?
Adding another colour would just be too much

>>9533636
thats a good fit what do you want to change?

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>>9532639

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>>9532639
Be Lara Stone
>>9533498
These are good tips too
>>9533529
/fa/ doesn't have a guide for this, but if you're interested in finding your real size, check out reddit's /r/abrathatfits. you'd be surprised what mall brands market as "your size" to try to fit you into their box of 32-36 bands. I was wearing a 32B-C before and belong in a 28E/26F. It's a big surprise how much of a difference having a supportive bra that fits properly makes on your back and your posture.

>>9533636
how tall are you?

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Iv been big breasted since 14. It's can be difficult to dress.

>>9535705
>uploaded from iphone
>reverse image search 0 results

mummy? can we fuck? asl?

>>9535705
please sit on my face

>>9535710
Mummy...? that weirded me out a bit. Even for 4chan.

>>9535714
That always made me think of suffocating...

>>9535710
Also, I'm a little surprised that some would reverse search my picture. It's not that eye catching

>>9535721
a little bit, but you come up for air

>>9535705
you could be the new kim k of /fa/ if you dressed better xo. tripsk is the old one but she has no tits just a butt. you look like you have the full package bb

>>9535705
Shame about your face :(

>>9535710
>>9535714
>>9535731
i wonder if anyone's ever actually taken a thirsty/pls be in london post seriously and said "oh my god this person considers me attractive we should fuk". like i'm sure there's been at least 1 case in 4chandler history where something like that has led to a hookup.

for what it's worth if anyone ever said something like that to me i'd absolutely take them up on their offer no matter how gross they were since i'm super lonely

>>9535731
Kim has big as tits!
Oh god... I'm not sure I'd want to be her of /fa/
Well, if I had the budget id dress better

>>9535728
post more for the lads
daddy needs this

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>>9535736
Yeah my face could be better

>>9535737
Are you in London? Let's meet for a fuck

>>9535743
Be my Big Ben

>>9535742
B E R L I N
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>>9535742
face is fine but is that apple juice? ugh

>>9535743
sadly i am not

>>9535742
looks good
please dont racemix

dont ever ever ever racemix

whats your tumblr white mummy

>>9535747
It was free beer

>>9535747
England in general? I'm a thirsty nigga

Not really.

>>9535752
america bro sorry :/

>>9535746
I wish to visit

>>9535748
I like dark skin. I think attractiness is a person by person case

>>9535758
is this roswell the half asian bitch with the fur blanket

>>9535758
Why you pretending to be her?

>>9535760
no i'm a ginger dude and there is clearly a z in my trip

>>9535762
lol what i'm responding to someone who responded to me

>>9535759
Get the fuck out of here you fugly flatfaced nigger loving fat bitch

>>9535765
Someone has a small penis

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>>9535759
no you fucking idiot you dont like darkskin, you've been conditioned to find it acceptable by years of contemporary education and media. the only reason you look like you do is because for thousands of yours 2 white couples kept breeding together to eventually make your two parents who were also white.

as a 9/10 6'2 white god i can safely speak for all of my ilk that if you racemix you'll be relegated to used goods tier and be mid 30's and single looking for a beta provider.

dont waste yourself or ill waste you

>>9535772
The trolling is strong with this one


Side note regardless

I grew up in Mexico so I believed that darked skin lovers where the best of the best. I view white guys as gay NYSC looking boys

>>9535775
Viewed

>>9535776
They all deserved it

i mean i dont really give a fuck about coalburners dying, i think its darwinism, but shes so young and naive, maybe she can be saved?

>>9533636
fuck u talkin about b cup bitch

>>9535778
100% agree but women are fundamentally weakminded and malleable(that doesnt mean they arent lovely, i dont hate women, this is just a fact,) they basically conform to whatever the prevalent cultural and social power paradigms are of the time, the state of women is very reflective of the overall state of society.

these girls wouldnt have denied their natural instinct if it wasnt for media and educational brainwashing.

>>9535759
>I think attractiness is a person by person case
um sorry sensible posting is not allowed here

>>9535799
My bad

>>9534704
5'8
This thread has turned to shit

>>9535817
>5'8

too tall amazonian

no, its not. flat chested girls are fashionable to be honest. big tits are very 2000s tacky in the same way cameron diaz is

but big tits can look good. its just not very "in" right now

>>9534704
Was Bill Murray shooting the Life Aquatic there?

big boobs are not /fa/ at all
anybody saying otherwise is talking with their dick

>>9532801
it's not the actual seig

>>9535871
My dick is stronger than my brain
Probably the biggest problem in my life

>>9532801
not real sieg

Still no good examples posted. Jesus christ /fa/.
Instead of looking at big tits and good clothes we're arguing about race mixing. Fuck all of you.

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>>9536108
Well fuck it, dumping some inspo.
It's pretty hard to find good fits under these keywords without having so scroll through pages of fat fashion.

Note: lose weight first. A nice waistline ist essential to get the focus away from the bust or you might as well give up and get into 50s rockabilly bullshit (they wear 10 layers of spanx to get this effect)

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>>9536172
Scarlett Johansson does it well

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>>9536176

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>>9536178
I read some tips online claiming big busted girls should stay away from anything high waist. As long as there's enough waist visible I think it's essential though

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>>9536188
A basic shirt. Note the heavy tucks and that it's not buttoned all the way up

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>>9536192
Not a big chested model but a square neckline and arms at this length does wonders

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no, they look goofy

big tits belong in porn and trashy men's magazines

>>9535705

>big breasted

that's coz you're fat

>>9535705
Yeah you fat. That dress adds at least 10 pounds.
/fit/ would call you high test though

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is this a Claire Abbott thread now?

>>9536214
Definition of basic bitch
Not /fa/

>>9536214
Basic white bitch core.
She's just beautiful.

>>9536214

even wish small tits she'd never be /fa/, she's too thick, probably will be a chubster in a few years

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>>9536218
>>9536219
>>9536223
>implying rich basic bitches aren't the best

>>9536227

best to fuck/fap to, maybe

best at being /fa/? kek

>>9536223
Someone post a current pic from her

Are big dicks /fa/?

>>9536214
>do you wanna be my bf?
>hhhhnnnggg----
>pass out from blood loss due to all of it in the penis

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>>9536236
true

>>9536240
pic related is something she posted on her insta a few days ago

>>9536242
a dick bulge is effay as fuck

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>>9536249

she looks 40

still not /fa/

>>9536249
Chubby fat British lass with terrible personal style
As expected

>>9535759
>I like dark skin

I've been stalking you on /soc/ forever, good to hear.

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>>9536269
isn't she American though?

>>9536262

got what?

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>>9536277
she's got her mothers eyes, obviously

>>9536214
>>9536227
>>9536249
>>9536262
>>9536275
>>9536284
Stop posting this basic bitch. Go to /b/ if you're just after titcows; this thread was about /fa/ titcows.

Tried to post serious advice but it's pretty useless talking about the right proportions on girls when all I see on here is manlets wearing high tops and layers. I'm out.

>>9536326
Try /cgl/. It's a bit OT but this place is full of insecure edgy male teens. You'll get better advice there.

>>9535705
white and gold or blue and black?

>>9535742
that girls face is 10 times prettier than this basic looking one
>>9536227

>>9536519
Thanks for sharing your relevant opinion. Stand in line for complimentary blowjob, white knight without a fite'.

>>9535742
ur cute where are u located

>>9533155
>Asks for advice on clothing
>You should get tattoos!

>>9535759
>I like dark skin. I think attractiness is a person by person case

disgusting. kill yourself, you brainwashed cock-slut

>>9536519
no I only give blowjobs

>>9536683
>>9536565

>>9535759
Who the fuck cares?

>>9536192
Women's blouses rarely have buttons that go to the top

>>9535742
pluck your eyebrows hon

>paying $20 for literally trash

>>9532922
>You just can't be proper full 4chinz-approved /fa/

/thread

WAIT WAIT WAIT

WHO IS THIS DIVINE CREATURE IN OP PIC

I COULD KILL FOR HER

>>9533636
Every 2nd girl at my university has your style.

It's not bad. It's actually feminine and classy.

>>9532693
gotta love them cow tits

>>9535705
HTAM checking in.

>>9535742
nah you're cute, you look like Blair Waldorf a little bit

ITT: virgins who fawn over some random woman.

Talk about the topic for fuck's sake, or go to /soc/ if you feel there's a hole to fill.
It's like I'm back in high school again.

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Flaunt it if you got it.

>>9537052
she got a whole lot of something but it's not "it"

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>>9533636
You call those big tits???

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>>9533636
>large breasts

>>9535705
L O N D O N

>>9535759

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL bruh

>>9533155
why are you here?

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if you're going to have big breasts, be marina, but ideally just have small breasts.

best thing about big breasts is the titty fuck

>>9535772

intertwining scraps of truth with conjecture....

"1. Human evolution did not end in the Pleistocene or even slow down. In fact, it speeded up with the advent of agriculture 10,000 years ago, when the pace of genetic change rose over a hundred-fold. Humans were no longer adapting to relatively static natural environments but rather to faster-changing cultural environments of their own making. Our ancestors thus directed their own evolution. They created new ways of life, which in turn influenced who would survive and who wouldn’t.

2. When life or death depends on your ability to follow a certain way of life, you are necessarily being selected for certain heritable characteristics. Some of these are dietary—an ability to digest milk or certain foods. Others, however, are mental and behavioral, things like aptitudes, personality type, and behavioral predispositions. This is because a way of life involves thinking and behaving in specific ways. Keep in mind, too, that most mental and behavioral traits have moderate to high heritability."

http://www.ted.com/talks/chimamanda_adichie_the_danger_of_a_single_story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YEWg1vIOyw

Even though this is a complex matter, conveniently shortcutting to what makes you feel better about yourself and propagates your agenda for it's own sake without any reliable sources, peer reviewed journals etc etc is problematic.

>>9537351
cant tell if serious or irony

>>9533636
Sarah?!