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A$AP Ferg gives an inspiring advice to all the manlets out there

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>1. You can't be too crazy fashionable, all the ponchos -- that just make you look shorter.

>2. Wear slim jeans, if you wear baggy jeans you look lower to the floor.

>3. Ralph Lauren said that he used to wear shoes with platforms or heels on them, you could do that.

>4. Wear tall hats, it make you look taller.

And the most important advice:
>If you got swag, it don't matter if you ugly, short, got big eyebrows. There's a lot of tall dudes who don't know how to talk, don't know how to hold a conversation with females, that's not good looking. They clothes look weird, because they limbs too long or something.

>I'm 5'8" or something, I'm like average, but I can get jiggy with my clothes, a lot of tall people can't get jiggy with they clothes like that. Have you noticed babies always a fly, because they clothes always look crazy. Also, play basketball if you a short dude. Short dudes who wanna play basketball get more props.

Agree/disagree?
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>>9358918
upboat!
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>>9358918
>if you wear baggy jeans you look lower to the floor

Is this true?

I'm 177cm and I always wear baggy pants, everywhere.
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He dresses like shit though
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>>9358918
short nigga but my dick tall
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>>9358935
Why are you wearing baggy pants at any height... If you're new, you should go to /r/mfa and read the FAQs or something to see how pants should fit.
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>>9358965
No he doesn't.
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>>9358997
Why is everyone on this board so against baggy pants?
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>>9358918
>implying i dress for grills

manlets when will they learn?
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>>9358998
Yes he dose
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Are ponchos really that unacceptable if you're short?
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>>9358918
an illiterate manlet nigger who dresses like shit giving 'advice' to other manlets
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>>9358918
Ferg hit the nail on the head with all of these
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>>9359007
because they're 6 month old fashionistos with a superiority complex
they're myopic, only seeing trends instead of clothing
>>9358935
that's not enough info, pant shape? rise? what kind of top, what colors etc etc
people that talk about this shit in absolutes are fucking clueless (see: >>9358997)
just keep looking and it'll click eventually
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>>9359007

if you have to ask you probably dress so shitty it doesn't matter anyway.

>>9359018

lol, yes
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>>9359021
>an illiterate manlet nigger
>>>/b/
Also try /v/ may be up your alley too.

You sound jealous.
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>>9359045
don't mind, it's just his persona
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>>9358918
>a male
>shorter than me
>giving fashion advice
get the fuck out, nigger
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>>9359028
baggy camo pants only
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>>9359028
Properly fitting clothing isn't a trend. When you buy t-shirts, do you choose S/M/L/XL based on trends, or based on your body size? The same thing applies to pants, believe it or not.
>>9359007
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>>9358918
Ferg is garbage
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Pretty good advice overall honestly. Also Trap Lord is a GOAT album to PR to.
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>>9359086
>talking shit about the trap lord

please guy
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Asap yams is dead so he'll become irrelevant in a frighteningly short time
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>>9358918
>>3. Ralph Lauren said that he used to wear shoes with platforms or heels on them, you could do that.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAhah Seriously?

This has to be the most retarded thing I've read on /fa/ this year.
Who does that shit?

Or this

>4. Wear tall hats, it make you look taller.
Fucking lol

Nigger thinking he knows something about fashion, just because he got a taste of fame.
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I just wanna take the time to say:

Rest in Muthafuckin Peace A$AP Yams!
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>>9359108
How so? Yams literally never did anything, he was just their bro and nothing else.
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>>9359083
man at first I thought you were supposed to be satire, but you seem more and more like a depressing neet that doesn't know shit about fashion but spends all day on a fashion forum
you do not know anything, please go to another forum or something
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>>9359147
Nigga racism is in rn. Send these baboons back to Africa.
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>>9359127
nah man yams co-founded the mob, was the reason rocky blew up, essentially the leader of their posse. It was his planning that got ferg and rocky to find their unique sounds and it was him who always pushed them to release their best shit. He made them cut the asap mob album because it wasn't up to scratch and that was mere months before release. MMW rocky's new album will be harder and less "fashion killa" and it's all because that's the direction yams wanted rocky to go. I'm not an asap dick rider but it sucks when people think he's just the guy who smokes blunts and drinks lean in videos (even though he does do that lol).
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>>9358918
>I'm 5'8" or something, I'm like average,
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>>9359157
Oh thanks dude. I'm sure you know so much about fashion, especially since you said properly fitting clothing is a trend

I guess I'll just start wearing your mom's XXXL clothes from now on
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>>9359177
Hmm, I didn't know that, I always thought Yams was annoying in those interviews etc, but I was mostly judging him by his looks.
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>>9359011
nigga u gay and edgy
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>>9359191
yeah I always thought he was rocky's highschool buddy or some shit haha there's a new york times article about him, check it out
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>1. You can't be too crazy fashionable, all the ponchos -- that just make you look shorter.
Trying too hard can give people the same vibe the manlets from /fit/ give, compensating.
>2. Wear slim jeans, if you wear baggy jeans you look lower to the floor.
No brainer.
>3. Ralph Lauren said that he used to wear shoes with platforms or heels on them, you could do that.
lol.
>4. Wear tall hats, it make you look taller.
lol.
>5. Swag
lol.

I'm also 5'8, same as Kanye.
Only a weak being lets a physical aspect define themself.
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>>9359147
muh elitism
muh racism
muh memes
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>>9359222
I'm the same height and I wish I had a jacket like this
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>>9359246
alpha industries ma-1
it's like $90 dude and they sell it everywhere
even in military surplus stores even though it's not actually military surplus
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>>9359246
Please, get it in black...
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>>9359184
worst things to happen to this board in recent history:
normcore
palewave
'comfy'core
you
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>>9359254
>>9359271
is it a good jacket?
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>>9359281
>palewave
>bad

pick one
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>>9359281
>normcore
>comfycore
>palewave
>me
This is most certainly bait.

>>9359284
What do you mean by good? It's insulated with polyester, so it will keep you warmer than you would be without it. The arms can be kind of big if your arms are skinny. If you mean if it looks good, then it's your own opinion, and you seem to like it. Why don't you go to a store and try one on?
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>>9359293
i like pastel colors, but i hate how /fa/ classifies everything into these neat rpg classes by adding -wave or -core or -ninja to everything
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>>9359298
Yo can you stop posting or go to a diff forum? I have you filtered but that means literally half the front page is hidden because you post your insipid comments everywhere. Thanks.
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>>9359246
i fucked up when buying it and got a bigger size

so every time i wear it, these things (i have no idea what theyre called) go inside of the sleeve by themselves, i cant do anything about it

i wonder if anyone notices that or its only me
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>>9359299
Normcore wasn't coined by /fa/. It's actually a mainstream thing.
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>>9359314
They're called cuffs
and yeah, the jacket might be too big ^^
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>My race will never be admired by others
Please God kill all these fuckers that are dragging down my people
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>>9359330
What's wrong, Ferg's advice was pretty spot-on.
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>>9359127
Yams was the most Important Member You Autist
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>>9358965
you look like shit
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>>9359177
why didnt he stop the 'ferg forever' mixtape? compared to trap lord, FF was absolute garbage. I like ferg but come on, FF was way under the bar thats been set for ASAP
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>>9359463
Pitchfork gave it a 6.4, confirmed to be terrible.
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>>9359330
the artist from the Harlem renaissance as well as the creation of jazz and blues definitely has respect from me. you are seeing through the rose tinted glasses of 4chan which is a terrible thing to do.
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>>9359463
You can't really compare an album to a mixtape.
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>>9359463
trap lords an album, ff was a mixtape and even at that, i feel ff was pretty damn good.it wasn't trap lord 2, but trap lord was so good i doubt he'll ever surpass it.
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>>9358918
>>4. Wear tall hats, it make you look taller.
lol
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>>9358918
>>I'm 5'8" or something, I'm like average, but I can get jiggy with my clothes, a lot of tall people can't get jiggy with they clothes like that.

yup, that's why all the designers send chubby manlets down the runway
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>>9359078
He's richer than you as well, and isn't a bumblimg autist incapable of talking to girls.
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>A$ap
>$

what a epic name xD
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>>9360413
absolutely #rekt
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Ferg is amusing, I wouldn't take everything he says to heart, although he was right about some stuff like not wearing baggy jeans, and the fact that some taller people's proportions are fucked and it makes clothing look weird.
However an interesting side note, ferg had geos on his first debeut album cover which, in turn depending on his foot size can look weird as well.
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RIP Yams :(
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>>9359170
Would so impregnate her with the black seed.
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>>9359182
In all seriousness the average US citizen isn't that big. I assume you're Nordic or some type of European?
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>>9359330
>Nigga{e}?
What is an Uncle Tom?

Correct for 2000.
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>>9359222
Kanye is not 5'8 he's 5'6 at best. Which says a lot about how much style that man has
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>>9358918

asap ferg's new mixtape on datpiff is hot/haute.
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>>9358997
i actually want to murder you.
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>>9359298
>>9359083
you honestly just need to end your life.
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>>9359281
woah man chill ur sendn some bad vibes
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>>9361632
i bet you wear wranglers
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>>9359306
>Not loving rex (valued advice giver)
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>>9361469
Style?

He has no style, just a lot of money. Just because he wears expensive clothes it doesn't mean he looks good.

Prove it with pictures.
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>>9359281
everything alright at home?t
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>>9358918
>got big eyebrows
That's considered bad?
Sheeeeeet
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>>9359222
5'8 in the Netherlands haha
sucks to be you
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>>9359116
This was so white
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>>9361931
ahahahah tell this to every fuccboi and /fa/ggot buying expensive shit on here
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>3. Ralph Lauren said that he used to wear shoes with platforms or heels on them, you could do that.

Where can I get this?
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>>9362683
Cara pls go
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>>9363783
You dumb nigga you don't deserve them shoes.
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>>9361931
Dawg if I was u I would kill myself
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As long as you aren't a tryhard people won't give a shit that you're a manlet.

Also remember kids, if one of your friends on the playground offers you a poncho or a very tall hat, just say no!
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>I informed myself on /fit/ that height matters
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