Hey, i just went for the typical FA uniform hitler youth/undercut, however it seems to have gone a little wrong. I can't tell what's wrong with it, how do I fix this?
Have you cut it yourself?
>>9303433
lel
>>9303433
the face or regret
comb it to right
>>9303433
your headshape is too round for this. just buzz it.
>>9303447
No, i went to the usual chain barber shop in my town.
>>9303450
>>9303456
?
>>9303461
I'll try that out, thanks
>>9303471
I'm a bit reluctant to do this, it's taken me a while to grow
>>9303447
This was a serious question. The one who cut it obviously hasn't balanced out the shape of your head. Try combing it down and back over the sides a bit. Maybe try to even part it. Play around till it works'. The parts between your hat-line and the long hairs has to grow-in again...
you look like a pineapple. buzz it
>>9303433
Were you going for something like this?
Did you take a photo in for your barber to base it off? That helps a lot more than trying to tell him what you want.
Could always shorten the top to lessen the contrast, shave and start over, or rock it as is.
нигга, зачем cветишь лицом на забугровом фа? ну видно ж по хате, что руcня
тут твою лепешку на голове оценят точно также
>>9303484
oh fuck man, they really fucked you up
>>9303433
probably gonna have to drape it across one way or another.
either comb it over op, or flatten it down some
>>9303433
The barber just fucked it up, however I don't think your head shape is right for the cut anyway. Genuinely think your head would suit a buzz
>>9303433
>>9303537
damn it, I was drinking a piping hot cup of tea
>>9303433
This is going to be our next Bazinga thread. I'm calling it.
>>9303433
Put it this way... you clearly didn't get what you wanted, and you wouldn't look bad with a buzzcut.
My advice is to shave it, go to a different barber and get something else done with it, or else just keep it as it is.
>>9303433
The barber didn't consider the shape of your head and cut too much from the sides to your top. Did you take a pic to your barber or just told him? It also looks like there's too much volume in your hair or your hair is not used to being combed back.
You can either put more product in your hair and drape it like >>9303529 said or cut it all off. By the looks of it, I'd cut it off.
comb it to side and post a photo bitch
>>9303433
>>9303433
o boy, that's not salvageable
sorry for your loss
>>9303484
>chain barber shop
Well there's your fucking problem.
>>9303537
Fucking lel
>>9303433
ahahahahaha holy shit
>>9303608
There's no need to buzz it. Just don't wear it so high. Remove most of the volume.
>>9303608
try different hair products, mess around with it, see if anything works, but for me the sides are buzzed way too high. If you don\t want to buzz, just go to the barber and cut the top a bit in the meantime, so you dont look like a paintbrush
not OP but:
if i have a sorta oblong shaped head, so having a decent difference between the top and sides isn't too big of a deal, could I get what i have right now (blended with a sort of high, but not that high top) and take the blend out?
CHEERS, R
>>9303617
Instead of having a weird poof on your head, slick it back flat.
>>9303433
you need to comb it to the side
do it like this next time
>>9303433
See kids, this is why you don't go to First Choice hair cutters. They're just a bunch of retarded 40-50 year olds who don't know what they're doing and they don't give a fuck.
>>9303631
>actually helpful
Not op
>>9303631
this guy is right. that looks good af.
>>9303631
damn, just a tiny patch of hair and the difference is enormous
http://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/2rjavp/got_my_hair_cut_how_does_it_look/ i took these pictures from a fucking reddit thread haha you spics
I liked you in the hungry games as poota mallork
>>9303681
what a master ruseman you are
you should be proud
So on this type of haircut, the spot where the short bottom and long top separate, should be completely horizontal along the side of your head? Rather than curved back toward the top center of your head, right? Sorry if I'm not wording this question correctly.
>>9303628
is the only possible -non radical- solution I can think of
>>9303608
no pls you are getting trolled mister
just thin it out, make it less of a ball of hair and more a haircut
its just too much and thick - thats why it look like a pinapple
so just make it shorter and thin it out
pls dont buzz you will regret it and you will look like a ugly mf, everyone does
>>9303433
Here OP, enjoy your portrait.
>>9303802
ayy lmao
>>9303433
Iced Gem/10
>>9303802
Posting in epic thread
This will go down in /fa/ history
>Just commenting to be here, R.I.P. hitler youth final nail in the coffin 2015
pure regret
Shame about your cut at the moment, give it some weeks till the sides grow back and you'll be alright.
Cut it all off.
>>9304116
>>9303433
holy pineapple ='D best thread ever
>>9304033
>>9304039
fucking kekkeddd so hard at these two photos. well done anons.
>>9304141
What? Oddish is evolving!
>>9303802
fucking saved
>>9304116
kek'd
>>9304116
is this the cover art for the new mac demarco album???