good looking feels

> go outside
> girl looks at me
> post about it on/fa/

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>tfw OP is too autistic to actually interact with any of them.

op got plastic surgery

>>9046680
>>9046675
/thread

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>have a gf
>friends compliment me literally every time I see them
>every time I meet someone new they compliment a piece I'm wearing and my eyes
>grew up with 3 women and no dad so a bit feminine and talk to girls easily
>understand women so all my female friends say I'm the perfect boyfriend
>don't cheat on my girlfriend because I'm not a faggot
>for some reason this makes girls like me even more

My life is pretty good sometimes.

>girls always smile back when you smile to them
>if there are multiple options of people to sit next to on a bus, a cute girl chooses to sit by you
>girls shout from a block away that you are handsome
>have fly as fuck fashion sense and only wear the best fitted jackets, leather shoes, wool trousers, etc etc

>be good looking
>be in shape
>wonder if anyone genuinely likes me, my work, or my opinions
>...

>get called cute by 6/10 girls

I feel that this is a good feel

>>9046796
>
guaranteed they do not

>>9046661
post a fit

>>9046661
>working at car wash
> usual pick up line: "if you're gonna look this good, you better expect to get picked up on.
> get at least 15 numbers a week
> car less
> Hooks up with one out of 50 grilsl i interact every 2 weeks
>broke as fuck
> feels ok i guess

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>I've never known these feels

invisibility here I come

>meet girls online
>hey you're pretty cute
>aww thanks
>shows dick
> :o
>Huge
>g-gee thanks
>send picture of my face again through snapchat
>gosh ANON you're cute!
>can I see your dick again?

It's a good feel but women are so demanding about the piece. I'd rather just send them my face and just talk to qt girls then just get nudes.
It's a real confidence boost since I don't go out. But when I do I just think about all the qts I met online that said I look good.
Thanks >>>/soc/ :^)

>>9046728
>grew up with 3 women and no dad
I would never wish that upon a boy.

>stable gf
>Love her
> still want to fuck everything that moves
>still too autistic to do so if i was single
>Still really want to stay w/ qt gf too

Rock and hard place

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>>9046661
Iktf

But
>tfw bad looking day from bloated alcohol face
>tfw hair stylist is booked and your hair is too long

>>9046862
Yea. This is me. Except I could probably fuck some girls at least.

>good looking but shy
>like the driver
>short haired qt works at this place I like to eat
>see her nearly everyday
>one day she tries to start conversation with me
>"hey, you come here a lot, don't you?"
>stare at her and say nothing
>she giggles a bit and looks down, then starts talking to me again
>"so uh, what's your n-"
>"I drive" I reply
>"Oh, that's coo-"
>I interrupt her again, kissing her in slow motion
>she gets scared and scream
>some guy punches me so strong I start lose
consciousness
>as I black out I start hearing a certain song
>"and a real hero, real human bean"
>I catch a glimpse of him
>wake up 9 PM in a car on top of a hill
>Kavinsky is playing
>a black version of the drive jacket is on my lap

>>9046862
>>9046877

>go about life
>meet girls and talk to them without even flirting
>"What are you doing later, wanna come to a bar and see my friend's band play?"
>no I have a...lot of assignments...yea

Willpower can't last forever, then I'm fucked

>>9046859
Seriously, I was bad enough from only seeing my dad on the weekends. Thank the lord my mother was pretty masculine for a woman and encouraged me to like violent and masculine things.

>>9046885
>>like the driver

>>9046885
Lmfao

>>9046904
He makes like five more references and essentially "walks the dinosaur".

>>9046859
>>9046891
I'm not gay nor do I look like a faggot. My mom always encouraged me to do masculine stuff like watching violent cartoons, always gave me cool toys and shit. Also I had masculine influence from my cousins and my mom was pretty cool (she always let me watch violent movies and cartoons).

>>9046921
My mom bought me 6 guns when I was 15 and sent me to my grandparents farm for a month every summer since I was a toddler where I caught snakes and turtles and shot things with a pellet gun. She bought me Saving Private Ryan for my 8th birthday. I'm surprised I haven't killed someone. I've killed a whole lot of animals though. After the first 3 you feel nothing. The first animal I killed was a turtle and I felt horrible and still wish I hadn't because turtles are cool.

>>9046945
Lmao my mom raised me to be a man not a scool shooter.
Fucking north america rofl

>>9046885
hahahahah

>>9046661
>>9046786
>>9046824
>>9046851
post fit/face

>>9046958
Well both my parents were from rural Kansas so that was all normal. I was raised like a kid 60 years ago in a lot of ways which is cool. Luckily I have no temper at all and am nearly perfect in every way. Otherwise if i was an ugly manlet I might have, lol. I've had a wasr ak47 with 3 mags for years. And it's got an under folding stock and fits in a backpack.

>>9046958
say that to my face not online ect ect

>walking home
>qt girl passes
>smile at her
>stunned look on her face
>turn my head a few seconds after I pass to look at her
>she's almost fully turned around to look at me
>lol internally

itt: people that keep track of every compliment they get so they can brag about it on a laotian videogame board

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>be good looking
>be in shape
>be 5'5

almost did it guys!!!

>>9047635
if you're good looking and in shape height doesn't matter. just be confident. and if you really let /fa/ culture get you down about something you can't even change then you probably have other problems

>>9047100
>ect

holy fuck. you give me cancer. its etc you fuck.. et cetera.

>>9047004
>autism

>>9047004
>Luckily I... am nearly perfect in every way
except for the autism

>girl turns her head to look at me as I pass while she is talking to another guy

>working drive through
>girls call me sexy as they pull out

>this one girl cannot go 30 seconds without looking at me

>every single female under the age of 25 at works flirts (touches)

>overhear girl asking her friend what she thinks of me

There have been way too many over the years to remember, these are just recent

>>9047663
I'm better with people than you will ever be.

>>9047693
And I look better in the sweats I wear to the mailbox than your best fit.

>>9047693
thats why you need to boast on an otaku fashion forum. it all makes sense, anon

>>9047701
I boast everywhere I go. Not my fault I have things to brag about.

>>9047693
obviously not

>dress in rickraf
>lolis from down the street think i look weird and stay away from me
and thats how i wasted money on dust collectors

>>9046921
>>9046891
>>9046945

>lol my mom is awesome she encourage me to be violent
>lol I'm not a gay faggot because I am violent
>muh masculinity

seriously, what the actual fuck ?
>'murika

>>9046661
post face faggot

We all know what really happened, and it's this >>9046675

>>9046921
>>9046945
>>9046958
>>9047004
YOU ESS AY

YOU ESS AY

YOU ESS AY

YOU ESS AY

>>9046921
you have to be 18 to post here

>>9047704
I'm going to school in marketing and both my parents are salesmen. People love me after one conversation. My girlfriend gave me her number without me asking for it. I work in an upper tier retail store at the mall and I'm good. Owning guns doesn't make me asocial or weird. I live in Phoenix, everyone loves guns here. It's weird if you don't. I'm more than likely better than you in every way. In person I would flatter you and make you feel special. No one knows how narcissistic I am outside of my close friends who are also narcissistic.

>>9047730
that's cool anon. but i'm actually better than you in every way. sorry

>>9047742
Are you 6'2" and ottermode with a pretty white face? Last I checked that was god mode.

>>9047748
>ottermode
please anon lol

>>9046661

I wouldn't know any

>>9047635
being an ubermanlet sucks ass only because you can't pull off looks tall people can
but then again the same can be said for anything else, like hair type, skin color, facial shape, etc...
but being a manlet especially sucks ass

>>9047004
Are you Dennis Reynolds?

>>9047749
see
>>9042699

>>9047763
you have some issues man. You're so amazing you're spending your entire evening proving yourself to anons lol

>>9047763
is that really ur body and ur going around acting like ur perfect lmao. y r u trying so hard to convince ppl on an anonymous imageboard that ur better than them...
maybe who ur really trying to convince...
is urself...

just something to think about :^)

>>9047784
>>9047786
Same fag gtfo

>>9046921
>v-violence is manly, r-right guys?
Haha you're fucked, nigga

>>9047004
>and am nearly perfect in every way
We got a supreme gentleman on our hands here

>>9047784
I'm posting from my phone between sets, lol
>>9047804
You're right, it's a feminine thing. That's why women love action movies.

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>go out
>girls ask to make out with me
>make out with girls

>>9047813
More like a str8 baller ; ^)

>>9047824
do you put p0n0s in vag00na :DDD

#smellyjelly

>>9047786
All I've done this entire time was defend myself.

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>girls continually talk to me and show signs of interest
>I am autist tier so I pull my best Ryan Gosling impression as I act mysteriously aloof and ignore them

>>9047824
>go out
>girls ask to make out with me
>make out
>the next day I show symptoms of mononucleosis and herpes

Never once

>>9047968
you played the game and you lost

>>9047968
That's why you only date a betty make a nigga wait.

>tfw you realize most people are good enough to pass as good-looking, and that looking good depends a lot on hygiene/exercise

>>9047998
and hair

>>9048026
and shoes

It's all about the hair and the shoes

> go to campus bookstore
> cashier with huge tits smiles at me right as I walk into the store

how fucking autistic?

>>9046728
Yo bryce

>>9048084
not very. (if you're saying you just walked right past)
i do that all the time unless she's qt

it's more aut to chat up every girl who smiles at you

>>9047730
>in person i would flatter you and make you feel special
how often do people like you (good looking, charming, confident/narcissistic) do this while secretly looking down on them. do you do it to say 90% of people you interact with?

>mfw captcha is 1336 not 1337

Once I was in a library and while going to the bathroom a east euro milf was following me as i went to the bathroom, i shut the door and she starts knocking and tell me to open because i'm so cute. I was kind of freaked out because you'll never know with these romanians so i went away

>go outside
>nobody gives a shit

feels gud

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>In the metro
>Everyone going out
>I stay in it
>Girl comes next to me although the metro is empty
>Next station, everyone comes in
>She comes closer and her hand brushes against mine, she's looking at me with a slight smile.
>I bitchslap her and say : No gurl, I ain't single!
>She falls to the ground
>Everyone comes out stomping her on their way out.
>Light a cig outside

Well, just another day.

>>9048722
How did you disappear from a bathroom stall

>>9048752
I just went out fast

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once i stopped a man in his tracks with a single look

>>9048763
You'd stop me in my tracks too Carebear-san~~

>mom tells me I'm handsome everyday

U jelly

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>>9048765

>>9047638
Damn.

>>9047635

oh year

>id totally date you if you were taller!

my lyfe

>>9047635
I'm 5'8" and before boards i never, NEVER had feeling that i'm too short (i've even dated a girl taller than me), now i'm always having bad feeling when i'm talking to someone that is 6'+. Fucking internet.

>>9046945

>I'm not edgy, i'm just a sociopath...

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>>9046885

>>9047947
on an anonymous imageboard

>>9047709
It's called testosterone dude. Not who you replied to, but unless you're medically fucked in the head, being exposed to violent things as a male raises testosterone more than anything else.

>>9049152

The girls are just too big

>>9049161
>muh testosterone
murika

>>9049165
Lol idk man. Where do you live and why is testosterone not a big deal there?

>>9049162
Not really, he's ridiculously short, like 5'8 or something

>>9049165
Hey, I really like this "murika" meme, can I have it? thanks :)

>>9049165
Shut up you fucking queer twat, stop making Europe look like pansyland

>>9049188
save it, it's all yours my burgerclap friend :>)

>>9049186
>ridiculously short
lol, m8 calm down. even 5'5 isn't really that bad (ian connor). id say 5'4 and under is midget status, unless you have super fucked proportions and in that case you look bad no matter how tall or short.

>>9049152
I looked it up and he is 5'8".

That girl on the right looks to be around 5 inches taller than him, making her 6'1", although if she's wearing heels she might be like 5'10". Either way that's really tall for a girl, average is around 5'5".

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>>9049224
>even 5'5 isnt that bad

Anything under 6 ft is unattractive m8

>>9049232
Post a pic standing in a door way

>>9049224
I think 5'7" and under is pretty bad. I know plenty of girls who are that tall.

I know a guy who is 5'7" and thinks he's average height for a male in the US. I genuinely feel sorry for him, he's in good shape, lean and muscular, but he just looks so stumpy whenever I see him walking. I've actually heard girls comment about his height and proportions.

>>9049234
You honestly don't think anything under 6 ft is shit tier?

>>9049232
so happy im 6' 2"
thank you based god

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>>9049147
Iktf

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>get called good looking by qts all the time
>they pretty obviously flirt with me too
>always lose my spaghetti and play it off as them being friendly

>>9046661
so a bunch of women didn't notice you, didn't acknowledge you unless it was their job to?

cool

go home and fap to the one chick you gave you mediocre customer service at this one place that one time

>>9047730
>I live in Phoenix
I kept following your posts, I KNEW you were from AZ lmfao you go to ASU gay boi?
>>9048679
Not him but I do it all the time. It's not really looking down on them, it's a different feeling/thing. But I don't really like to hang out with ugly people or talk to them unless I have to. But if it's a schoolmate/work colleague/ staff somewhere then I'll make them feel good because I know they'll believe me and I can benefit from it.

>>9049272
I honestly don't think you're even good looking. Just because you're tall doesn't mean you can have a fucked up face bro.
Tall and ugly <<

height doesn't matter

the only thing that matters is proportions. i know a lot of unattractive tall people. if you're taller than 6'0" and super lanky or have a bad face that is way worse than being >6'0" with good proportions and face

>tfw good looking
>tfw am a grimy punk
>tfw have a none /fa/ haircut because of this

i-i'm good looking underneath i promise

>>9050080
>height doesn't matter

Come one m8, it's basic instinct for women to desire taller, broad shoulder men, that's just how it is,

Being under 5'11 or so just makes you look like a kid.

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>>9046680

>>9046862
This niggur knows

>>9047763
lol i was worried that was sieg responding

>>9050208
ok, height matters to an extent, but the 4chan bullshit of "if you're less than 5'11-6'0 you're ugly" is absurd. sure, it's not great to be really short (like actually, noticeably short, not just people telling you you're short because your numbers aren't high enough) but it still doesn't even matter that much. girls have height differences too. shorter girls would do better with shorter guys. taller girls would do better with taller guys. i don't understand the absurd expectations people have on this board and /fit/ for height

>>9050386
>shorter girls would do better with shorter guys. taller girls would do better with taller guys.
what

>>9047824
>23
>go to my first party ever
>girl tells me to lick her hand
>why not
>lick it, then transition to full on makeout in the middle everyone
>all the girls the rest of the night are chasing me and I pick the hottest one and fuck her
/fa/ t-thank you

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>>9050891
>23
>first party ever

>>9050894
yeah, pathetic, but i got the whole party experience in one night

one dude try to fight me, random make out, basically the king of the party, massive drama, fucked a girl at the end of the night

finally got to be myself and be /fa/ doing it

>>9050928
>whole party experience

no you didn't

>>9051049
maybe next time

>>9050891

Make sure it's not your last. I haven't been to a party for almost five years and it's fucking depressing.

>>9050891

Bullshit

>be pretty good looking
>people tell me i'm good looking, handsome, etc

yep.

>>9051072
>implying parties are fun

>>9046786
After seeing /fa/ fit pics and shoe collections I'm skeptical of these "best" leather shoes and wool trousers.

>tfw seemingly only person on /fa/ who uses real shoe trees

>be faggot/bi
>dress straight, look straight
>go to straight clubs with mates
>never get with girls because I have no game
>go to gay club by myself, every third guy smiles at me, buying me drinks, get winks, guys chatting to me ect.
>no trouble getting guys
>have decent grindr pic
>get many, many messages
>tfw starting to want girls again
>getting sick of fucking guys all the time
>why aren't I attractive to chicks?

>>9051768
Shoes don't grow on trees, dad.

>>9051794
Girls don't approach you. They expect you to do everything you can to get with them because they have a vagina. That's why gay guys have life on easy mode. Very rarely do girls do anything but eye me and when they do it's when they're drunk. Gay guys hit on me at clubs and parties way more often than girls. Actually it's kind of a 1:1 but the women are always 28-32 year olds past their prime.

>>9051807
I do approach and try my luck occasionally, I guess I just have super high standards with girls cause I can afford to with guys. Maybe I'll ask someone with wisdom how to chat up chicks

>>9051820
It's not even worth doing, bar chicks are trash. I can talk to pretty much anyone and girls are just shitty more often than guys and way more boring to talk to. I wish they weren't so boring and had some actual hobbies. Occasionally I meet an interesting woman and she's like 55 and has had kids, traveled, been through loss or divorce, and into something interesting. Maybe men just have harder lives and develop personalities sooner.

Girls always tell me my makeup is way better than theirs and remark how I'd make a better girl than them
I have a gf tho
Honestly I'm better at makeup than her, too

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>>9051807
>girls don't approach you
this is so true. And when you do approach them sometimes they report you to campus police