Why did Rick marry a 200y old mutant monster? Fuck I mean hes

>>8880988
yeah, that thing looks like a mummy

>>8880988
Are you stupid on purpose, do you enjoy being stupid?
Michelle is interesting as fuck, the fact people always think that Rick is somehow above her is pretty annoying.

its called a business relationship.
why do you think the clintons are still together?

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>mfw Rick identifies as bisexual
>mfw Rick has had bepis up the bum

>>8880988
Rick was gay until he met her, you fuccboi

he was "a sloppy bottom" too

>>8880988
The main reasons I'm guessing he first found interest in her
>she was trained and studied under one of the most renowned philosophers today
>she basically got Rick to where she is today
>besides being well versed in philosophy she is still incredibly intelligent and I'm pretty sure she is a fantastic cello(?) player
>they both seem to hold very similar aesthetic values
But even those may be completely wrong. Who is to say who and who can't marry. Maybe he has no interest in any of those and finds her the most beautiful women he has ever seen. Love is extremely particular to the person and no one can tell one person what it is and isn't.

>>8881019
Forgive the ignorance, Straight male here. What is a 'sloppy bottom?'

>>8881027
a guy who gets fucked in the ass but is bad at getting fucked in the ass.

Not everyone is as shallow as you OP

>>8881041
No I gathered that, what does that mean though? How can you be bad at being fucked in the ass?
-And how do you know this?

that's his beard

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>>8880988
Rick WAS gay until he met Michèle.

Way back in the '80s, Michèle Lamy had her own sportswear line just called Michèle Lamy. She was married to a performance artist and filmmaker named Richard Newton, and was just starting up what would eventually become the iconic '90s restaurant/cabaret/nightclub Les Deux Cafés.

She hired a close friend of hers, Rick Castro, to do the menswear line for Michèle Lamy.

Rick Castro was dating a young, brilliant patternmaker named Rick Owens, who he introduced to Michèle and soon Rick Owens was working for Michèle Lamy, company and woman.

I'll let Rick tell it from here, interviewer in greentext:

>To me, the myth of Rick Owens began with your girlfriend Michelle Lamy. How did the two of you meet?

We met through my boyfriend, one of her best friends. So it's true I'm bisexual. It's supposed to be the other way around, isn't it? People are against bisexuality. It's either shit or get off the pot. It would be great if things were that black and white, but life is all about ambiguities, and sometimes you have to make up the rules as you go along. It would have been easy for me to be completely gay. There was nothing holding me back. In fact, I started out assuming I would be a gay guy who didn't really have relationships, but who would have sex anytime.

>Michelle converted you?

Not at first. I was introduced to her so I could get a job as a patternmaker. She had a sportswear company. I worked for her for two years, but I could never really understand her because she has a really thick French accent. Then it just kind of happened and I really can't imagine having a relationship with anyone else. It's been almost fifteen years. God, who knows what that would be in fag years?

>>8881046
I don't know I don't get fucked in the ass;
I read it in an interview.

>>8881063
>I don't know I don't get fucked in the ass
lol

>>8881000
underrated post

>>8881025
This guy gets it. Just plain love, by their own account the exact same aesthetic taste, and Michèle is just probably one of the most interesting people alive.

https://warosu.org/fa/thread/S8652262#p8652564

Me link dumping stuff about how awesome Michèle is a while back.

>>8881046
http://charlieporter.net/stories/14140

"Sloppy bottom" is nesc. bad, I think, just sloppy. Sounds hot to me, but I'm not a gay dude.

>>8881071
*isn't nesc.

>>8881069
What's with this "underrated post" thing popping up in seemingly every thread these days?

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>>8881060
can you tell us more about it?

>>8881071

sloppy bottom makes me think of going hard at it and being really drunk. Just that kind of really sloppy drunk/fucked up sex, only with the ~mild peril~ of it being buttsex

>>8881077
I mean, details are scant. Most of what I know is linked in that thread on Fuuka I linked to.

Awesome screencap, btw.

>>8881099
no I mean, can you tell us more about the myth of Rick Owens?

>>8881076
People bumping their shitty comment/bad joke to try to call attention to it

Because they connect on every other level than physical. It's like marrying your best best friend.

>>8881076
i guess it started as a way of approving of the funnieness of a post but turned into a meme

>>8881060
>It would be great if things were that black and white

ayy

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>>8881107
I wasn't the interviewer.

http://www.hintmag.com/hinterview/rickowens/rickowens1.php

That's the interview.

If you want to read Rick tell his own myth perfectly:

http://www.rickowens.eu/en/interviews/whitewall-magazine-fall-2010

Seriously, check the thread on Fuuka I linked, I dumped all the best Rick/Michèle interviews and profiles on the Internet.

This is new, both of them in Paper this month:

http://www.papermag.com/2014/09/rick_owens_michele_lamy.php

If anyone has moer about the myth of Michèle I'd love to hear that. AFAIKtell, there's *one* picture of a design of hers on the Internet and that's because it's on a young Milla Jovovich from an editorial.

>>8881091
Yeah, that's what it sounded to me, but UD says it's:

> A gay man who enjoys having multiple immediately consecutive partners have intercourse with his buttocks.

>There were several sloppy bottoms at the gay orgy last night.

>>8881109
underrated post

>>8881148

That's not Michele tho

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>>8881197
Editorial was branded Michèle Lamy, though. Don't tell me it's wrong and there's nothing?

>>8881025
>Deleuze
>world renowned philosophy
>only important to faggots in lit and anthropology departments
> actual philosophers don't give a shit about him

wair rick was a fag?

Im glad i never brought anything from him. Fags have no taste in clothes

>>8881252
rick is gay and is still gay. he married michele for the job and for a cover that he secretly fucks little boy prostitutes brought in from eastern europe

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>>8881248
Analytic snob pls go. To the extent departments matter, the Phil department proper is usually the embarrassing skeevy uncle of the humanities.

>>8881275
deleuze was a stalnist hack

im almost certain that they dont actually fugg

i mean, rick was gay in the past so it wouldnt surprise me if their relationship was very loving but entirely platonic (particularly as its michelle no offence but ye she zombiecore)

>>8880988
It's called love. Something you won't understand

>>8881111
underrated post

>>8881292
She is why he makes ninja stuff, so he can sneak out away from her and get that fuccboiipussii

>>8881259
that's the vattican except they hire them little fuccbois as cup holders or some slav shit like that.

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>Google Michelle Lamy young
>seemingly earliest picture is sepia
>looks old as fuck already
>confirmed witch
>dat mummified pussy

>>8881427
post it faggot

>>8881292
I wish I had that kind of relationship with a man even though I'm straight
I'm just so lonely and I really don't find females that interesting

>>8881452
I got news for ya, bud

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>>8881438

>>8881470
thats some real 19th century looking shit

how old is this bitch

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My guess is that she was born in the '40s

>>8881496
No way she is 50-60 looks too old. This bitch was surely alive during the Salem witcht rials and managed to get away. Look at that Tutankhamen shit skin. She is literally decomposing alive

>>8881515
I said '40s. That would mean she is at least 65. I think shes in her early 70s.

>>8881000
over-rated posts
this post deserves 0 comments
fuck you michele and rick are in LOVE something u'll never know

>>8881025

Yeah people seem to forget this. Some people date for looks, some for personality, some for both, and a bunch of other reasons.

it honestly does not matter in the long run.

>>8881531
ugh you people are such irrational romantics

>>8881110

>tfw no bbf

>>8881210
>>8881148
sorry boss thats a different model

>>8881536
Would you fuck a corpse if it was interesting when it was alive?

>>8881292
pretty sure they do fuck though cuz rick is ALWAYS going on about semeny sheets
maybe its open but that seems unlikely
TBH its not my business sorry rick x

>>8881545
>irrational
you're a logicboy fuck - just because you think that life is meaningless doesn't mean you're smart
pro tip: nobody cares about your bullshit nihilist philosophy

>>8881548
>>8881548
no because it's not what I'm into.

You missed the point of the post fuccboi

oh my god people
celebrities (yeah, they are celebrities) enter relationships because it looks better to have TWO strong personalities that people can identify with backing a brand than it does to have ONE.

rick owens is GAY people. and even if he isnt and even if i'm wrong, THEY BANG OTHER PEOPLE. everyone does that. celebrities are not monogamous people. they hook up with all sorts of randoms I'm sure. every president of the united states ever has had concubines. get real fags

>>8881568
except rick wasn't famous before he got w/ Michele and both of them are hardly famous
but don't let my facts get in the way of you crying ;)

>>8881575
Believe what you want. I believe Rick is a businessman

>>8881459
not gay man if that's what you're gonna say kek

>>8881624
good post - but surely the evidence shows the opposite? he started making clothes for himself and then sold to others

>but dere in LUUUV
>no u don't understaaaand
>dey connect and dere interdasting!!!
DUDE IMAGINE WAKING UP NEXT TO THST THING

D U D E
U
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E

>>8881701
>me-mes interest me
>some even call me the meme master
Stop trying to sound like your fucking black it's painfully obvious your a suburban white kid

>>8880988
>Thinking everyone is as shallow as you are
Go fuck yourself

>>8881701
>DUDE IMAGINE WAKING UP NEXT TO THST THING
probably what the girls say about you

>>8881732
shots fired

also
what girls ehehh

>>8881732

#ethered

>>8881063
Ask your boyfriend then

>>8881720
>>8881732
Damn!
rip in pieces

>>8881732
#rekt

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>>8880988
Perhaps he found her in the catacombs after he moved to Paris

>>8881496
This is correct.

>>8881657
thats how all great business innovations start

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lowkey I think Rick and Lamy are sandwiching tinfoil

>>8881515
She is at least 70 or those cigarettes have to be full of meth

would explain the grillz

>>8881547
I read that it's an early shot of Milla Jovovich wearing Michele's line.

She looks like a female orc

>>8881007
Is Rick a Native American?

>>8881007
is that michele in the background?
would maybe bang

....uh what the fuck, the dudes a closet homo if he's actually married to this "woman". ever seen an interview with him?

we are ugly but we have the music