what is this style called?

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It's called a dress you you goof

>>8554339
"Omg I can't believe he is taking me to the Olive Garden, it's such a high class restaurant. Katie went there for her community college graduation party!"

thot

>>8554339
jailbait

>>8554339
Noods ir gtfo

>>8554339

wouldbangwave

>>8554368
Explain Olive Garden for non-American?

would not bang wave

>>8554432
It's a shitty chain Italian restaurant that lower middle class people think is upscale and refined.

>>8554339
look at that face.
It's that same expression of being slightly annoyed that Jaden Smith has all the time.
What's she worried with?

Livingwasntworthitunlessfuckcore

>>8554432
Microwave pasta, at Denny's prices ($20-35 plate cheap) in a cheaply decorated, dimly lit place, with high school students staffing it in cheap h&m clothes.


People who shop at walmart and Macy's think it's a nice restaurant but everything tastes like high fructose corn syrup, starchy ass bread and too much butter

>>8554448
Not only that but Americans prefer the taste of Olive Garden to real Italian food.

jailbait

>>8554459
the fuck do you get at denny's that's $20-30 a plate?

>>8554450
Hoping her boyfriend won't notice the rash on her crotch when she's banging in the back of her late 90's v6 automatic mustang

Parked near the Olive Garden dumpster

Prodigy has been there and done that

>>8554483
>b-but, sieg, I've never done this before. I'm a v-virgin.

>>8554482
Don't eat at Denny's but last time I was driving back from Denny's the burger,fry combo thing came out to like $24.66 and tip some ex whore that now brings canned food heated up on a Teflon pan around to your Formica and pleather booth

>>8554339

that style is called being a whore

>>8554501
virgin detected

>>8554492
I-it's just razor burn I was shaving just for tonight!

>>8554510
>virgin shaming

Beta detected

>>8554510
>virgin detected

"but she said she loved me" if you think this woman isn't a whore and you date a girl like her that dress will forever be etched into your memory as she wears it by getting gangbanged by 20 of your closest friends

>>8554541
>beta shaming

virgin detected

>>8554546
B-but she loves me u u guys
You guys aren't just man enough to turn a whore into gf material :'(

>>8554552
>two low test skinnyfat socially crippled manlets arguing detected

>>8554560
>You guys aren't just man enough to turn a whore into gf material :'(

you can turn a whore into gf material but then you will have to marry her and drive minivan and then she will fuck one of the neighbors when she gets tired of your shit

>>8554472
[Citation Needed]

>>8554339
Its called a slutty 14 year old with daddy issues

Slag

>>8554589
>>>8554472
>[Citation Needed]

I've been to italy and enjoy both real italian food and olive garden

>>8554546
>tfw I don't even have 20 friends

>>8554594
Ok

going to church in 2006

>>8554600
If you enjoy the taste of the Olive Garden then you enjoy the taste of slag puss

>>8554626
i don't go to restaurants because i don't have anyone to go with

>>8554600
I'm a red blooded american. And I demand cheese on everything. Fuck real italian food, it's bland and too light. I want cayenne in my tomato creme sauce. Always cream sauce, fuck just tomato. What am I fasting?

>>8554642
you make me happy

>>8554393
this
though she'd be legit in my country

>>8554642
It ain't even sauce if it don't got no high fructose corn syrup and melted craft singles fake cheese in it!

>>8554496
Nigger I eat dennys after every concert I go to and a burger and coffee is like 11 bucks, faggot. Are you using aussie bux or some shit. Like damn smh

>>8554642
This. Why the fuck should we like ~*real*~ Italian food? I like good versions American food and American variations of food.

itt: kissless never had a gf let alone held a girl's hand fugly fuckface permavirgin aspies

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>>8554626
>>>8554600
>If you enjoy the taste of the Olive Garden then you enjoy the taste of slag puss

you see this guy? this was the supreme italian

does it look like he enjoyed faggy postmodern ironic meals?

>>8554657
Bitch I put so much pepper in my pasta your Yankee ass dick would burn off.

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>>8554642
>I'm a red blooded american. And I demand cheese on everything.

the people who built this demanded cheese on everything

anyone who thinks italian cuisine is not just pounds of beef cheese and alcohol until you throw up is a fucking idiot

honestly $10 unlimited pasta is a hella good deal

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"lets go down to the stadium and watch people hack each other to death and then drink enough alcohol to kill an elephant"

does it sound like these people went easy on the cheese and meat?

>>8554682
Not when it's spaghetti o's with a side of wonder bread like you get at Olive Garden

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>>8554692
>>>8554682
>Not when it's spaghetti o's with a side of wonder bread like you get at Olive Garden

this and coke and cocaine

>>8554669
You know Augustus was a little pussyboy right?
He was smart and all, nonetheless a weakling.

>>8554688
Dude, calm your spergers. I made the cheese joke and I'm at red robin eating a fucking cheese burger. I own 6 guns and I'm a blond guy.

>>8554546
>dat projection

>>8554705
>You know Augustus was a little pussyboy right?

yeah and alexander the great was gay

ITT: poorly educated people thinking that the Ancient Roman Empire is the same as nowadays Italy and Italians.

>>8554706
>>>8554688
>Dude, calm your spergers. I made the cheese joke and I'm at red robin eating a fucking cheese burger. I own 6 guns and I'm a blond guy.

well if we were living in a free country you would be able to take your 6 guns and murder some niggers after eating your pure cheese meal

but people like bloomberg want to take away your cheese and your guns because they are fucking freedom hating faggots who only eat NASA tang

>>8554709
I'm not saying he was homosexual, I'm saying that he was a supreme being or the ideal hero, as he portrays himself.
He was just a very good statesman and knew how to use propaganda to become quasi-divine.

>>8554712
I know about Italy. I wear gucci and prada

>>8554720
>, I'm saying that he was a supreme being or the ideal hero
read as
>, I'm saying that he WASN'T a supreme being or the ideal hero

>>8554720
>>>8554709
>I'm not saying he was homosexual, I'm saying that he was a supreme being or the ideal hero, as he portrays himself.
>He was just a very good statesman and knew how to use propaganda to become quasi-divine.

the major politicians of ancient rome were closer to guys like john mccain and eisenhower than to most politicians you can think of

they were not pussies and they enjoyed cheese and red meat and killing niggers

Thread doesn't have any just turned 18 tumblr jailbait nudes

Sage

>>8554745
What board do you think youre on

>>8554737
>were not pussies

Augustus was a pussy. He was a smart guy, but he wasn't your brave classical hero.

I've got a degree on Roman Law, mofo. Come on debate me.

>>8554754
Apparently the wrong one

>>8554755
Lol, why does every specialization there is have a contrary to popular opinion view on something in their field? Like seriously, every single one.

>>8554776
popular opinions are often wrong

go figure

>>8554787
There are literally hundreds and hundreds of planets.

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>Augustus was a pussy.

>>8554801
you only use 10% of your brain

>>8554816
>there's no air in space

That's just what they tell us so we don't try to escape.

>>8554816
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am a senior mod on 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on /b/, and I have over 300 confirmed permabans. I am trained in CP detection and I’m the top mod in the entire 4chan imageboards. You are nothing to me but just another newfag. I will wipe you the fuck out with permanence the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods across 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in leet hacks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Anonymous and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo

>>8554776

It's manly because most superficial knowledge, at least politically, comes from the winners propaganda's about their own deeds.

"History is written by the victors"

It's the same as if you ask someone with general knowledge about WW2 which of the "sides" committed atrocities.
Most people will answer the Axis, the Allies where the good guys.
While it's true that the Axis force's committed a lot of atrocities, the Allies themselves committed a lot of war crimes as well.

Most people don't know that because they don't go in dept on their studies. They just absorb the information propagated by who controls information (the victors) and carry on with their lives.

Augustus, for instance, was a brilliant statesman and economical strategist, war-wise not so much.
Actually, Augustus was never on a battlefield while commanding an army, despite most of his depictions portray him as wearing armor and the military vest.

I'm not saying he was dumb or incompetent. He was a brilliant administrator, but, for the masses, that wasn't enough. One wasn't respected unless they were seen as a great general or something military. His brilliant idea was to create an image for himself.

His image was propaganda for his empire. Even his title "Imperator*" was taken from a military background to portray him as this big conqueror, which he wasn't.

* (Imperator was the title given by the troops to their own generals during the Republican phase of Rome)

>>8554776

Because we are humans. We are not as perfect as we think we are. We have our defects. Sometimes they're simply errors and sometimes they're meant to help the group and not the individual.

Like the tendency we have to idolize our leaders. We see them as some kind of superheros. We tend to believe they're so fucking clever. We always assume they're right. I guess this is meant to help the group take decissions. Because you don't need a debate or a consensus, the group just does what the leader says because they trust him.

Then some guy writtes about that leader and as he thinks he's top shit we read what he said and the info we get is that he was a god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases

>>8554850
If anyone else is interested in Octavian's portrayal
http://www.vroma.org/~bmcmanus/augustus2.html

>>8554833
Best fake overreacting shitpost of 2014 nominee

>>8554890
>>8554850

Wow...
this thread really derailed.

>>8554932

I would much rather have a spirited discussion of ancient Rome than take a couple jabs at a picture of some basic bitch.

Fuck moot, I want /his/.

>>8554939
>Fuck moot, I want /his/.

That would be dreamy.

/lit/ sometimes talks about history, but it's not that common.

>>8554932

It was never about fashion anyway. Just about jailbait.

Better to talk about history and the human nature.

>>8554901
>being this new

>>8554948
>>8554945
>>8554939

Well, keep discussing and saying smart things.
I'm liking it

>>8554339
its called "cheap hoe from the cheap club"

>>8555019
Nah, you killed the vibe.

>>8554901
next level bait

>>8555011
>being this new

>>8554642
>i'm a cheese-blooded american. And I demand cheese on cheese. fuck real cheese, it's cheese and too cheese. I want cheese in my cheese. Always cheese sauce fuck just cheese. What am I cheese?

>>8554760
Apparently.

>>8554339

seventeencore

>>8554546
what

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>>8555777

>>8554680
>modern Italians
>Romans
toppus kekus

>>8555787
fuck you nerd I got heavenly trips

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>>8554669
it's worth to remind, that this sculpture has 2000 years.
behold, great ancient rome empire

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>>8555806

>>8555791
Late for the Party, Niggur

>>8554339
its called a fat ass in a little dress good lawd

>>8555119
Is smart normal? But then again what is normal? We all perceive our views differently taking in different opinions on similar subjects but how do we know which one is correct? Was Augustus normal?

>>8555850
i´ve been mirin at this fit for a whole minute

>>8556157
I been mirin @ u

>>8554339
skank

>>8554339
berrycore

>>8555706
ha that post actually made me literally LOL for real.

>tfw no cheese-blooded gf

>>8554339
2008

>>8554339
Jailbaitcore
I don't care what she's wearing I'd berry my dick so deep in her ass the man who can pull me out would be crowned the king of England core

>>8554459
>BUT THE BREADSTICK ARE UNLIMITED
jk olive garden sux

forbidden neonwavecore

she looks afriad

>>8556943
you fucking butchered that pasta dude jesus

>>8557045
one might even say he butchered that pasta like he was olive garden

ey lmao!

>>8555850
Poor Miranda.
Her genital herpes must be causing her significant pain.

>>8554339
I'm13AndABoyJustToldMeIhaveANiceAssAndIWantEveryOne2KnowItWave

>>8554348
g2bed anon, you're drunk

>>8554339
college drop-out core

>>8554589
Working as a server at olive garden was my first job, many of the people who came into the restaurant said that olive garden beats real italian food any day

>>8554626
>tfw have high standards for food but love slag puss :|

>>8556943
pls dont try to be funny

>>8554339
"Guaranteed replies"

>>8554546
> 20 of your closest friends
Ha, I don't even have friends
Looks like I'm safe to date hoes
God bless the hikikomori life

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>>8554626
>saying no to ratchet pussy

>>8554339
gothninja

>>8556943
>I don't care how old she is I'd berry my dick so deep in her ass the man who can pull me out would be crowned the king of England core
>fixed

>>8554472
No

>>8557032
she just saw my huge dick lmao ;^)

>>8554459
only you would go to a restaurant and actually eat

disgusting fat pleb piece of shit