>you will never be attractive >you will never impress someone

>Not working on your charisma so looks become irrelevant

>tfw you're attractive
>tfw you regularly impress people with how /fa/ you are even though you aren't really trying anymore

like after the 50th time somebody compliments your haircut it starts to lose meaning, you know what i'm saying?

>>8539581
w2c charisma and social abilities

>>8539592
enter the house of #menswear and being training in sprezzatura

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>>8539590
>like after the 50th time somebody compliments your haircut it starts to lose meaning, you know what i'm saying?
nope

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>>8539592
w2c gf

>get some inspo
>loose weight if needed
>buy some effay clothes
>get a nice haircut

isn't that hard

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>>8539684
>get a nice haircut
>my hair is literally knotted
>have no idea what would look good
>afraid to try

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>>8539697
Try or get out.

tfw not even /fa/
tfw cannot woo members of the same or the opposite sex

; ______ ;

>>8539706
Sauce on that animehmeh? The realistic features are great

I'm fairly attractive
Not that effay though

>>8539725
Aku no hana, it's pretty bad. one episode is just two characters walking holding hands for 8 mintues straight.

>>8539709
why are you attention seeking on /fa/ lol

>you will never be happy

>>8539709
Pls be in Virginia

>>8539709
mayve try not dressing like a boy?

>>8540042
I am real close to washington d.c

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>tfw travelling and staying here for only a few months
>met girl, like each other, know we can't have full-fledged relationship
>my face when pic related

>>8539592
just practice talking to people
be able to hold a conversation
be interesting, but don't be a faggot
never talk about any potentially polarizing topics, unless you are very clearly taking the stance of apathy
being apathetic is cool as fuck

>>8539574
>tfw above average minority
>interesting by default

>>8540103
and remember, I URGE YOU, remember that 4chan humor IS NOT like real life humor.

>>8540099
it irritates me so much when people say that the key to a successful relationship is honesty. god damn i hate that mentality.
and to suggest otherwise implies im suggesting telling lies is good but that's not the point. the point is FULL DISCLOSURE kills romance fast. same with talking through your insecurities with your girl.

>>8539709
Sounds like you need to add me on snapchat

>>8540087
Where?

>>8540117
depends on what you mean by 4chan humor

edgy racism and hatred is def not cool irl but there are some obscure/niche jokes that are absolutely hilarious

and no I don't mean using memes and calling people fuccboi in public

>>8540378
the only type of 4chan humor that can work irl is snarky, sarcastic humor

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>be finally good looking thanks to swimming, less food and new awareness of how clothes are important thanks to /fa/
>first time that a girl is into me
>eating less proteins so glorious thick hair starts to fall off
>girl goes away, my last chance of having a meaningful relationship is gone since no pretty girl will go out with a balding man
>so depressed that I eat and dress like shit again

>>8539574
I am.
I did. Not only once.

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>you will never be attractive
i have been called it a lot, and that was when i was chubby. i think i sort of am to quite a lot of people. idk

>>8540459
we'd have to see more to determine that

>>8540466
so is this board the final word and authority on how good looking someone is then? not being defensive, just genuinely curious. i would like to know...it's just if you called me ugly...how could that discredit what people irl have said. maybe it could idk,

>>8540459
how many girls you banged?

>>8540459
You look like Frankenstein.

>>8540492
16

>>8539574
Not with that attitude you won't. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.

>>8540495
ummmmmm no

>>8540495
oh god youre probably right fuck it people should irl should probs stop complimenting my frankenstein-tier face then tho cause all does is create a mess in my head, not saying i want them too but perhaps it would be healthier for me in the long run

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>tfw good looking as fuck
>tfw have a few good fits but my wardrobe is H&M
>tfw don't have a job and mom won't pay $200 for a pair of jeans (I don't blame her for that)
>tfw 6'3" and 130 something pounds.
>tfw cigarette legs but no nice jeans to put them in
>tfw I have the face and the body but not the money

Just gotta do the best I can, I guess.

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>>8540529
>tfw will forever be stuck with goodwill sweaters and cheap skinny jeans ;-;

>>8540509
>>8540527

before your looks you need to gain some self confidence

tfw get lots of compliments on my navy blue suit
tfw no compliemnts on my grey suit

>>8540529
Was ist denn da passiert?

>>8540394
being a douche, but not really is attractive to girls

>>8540378
if you can pull off calling people fuccbois if you're attractive and you do it in a funny way

>>8540549
Nuzin spetial. Deutsche Freundin

>>8540535
this is you??

>>8540549
Ich habe mir die Nase gebrochen. Longboarding accident.

>>8540558
Ja.

>>8540459
well you're not handsome or good-looking, but you arent ugly too. you're in that realm of averageness, or mediocrity rather. I feel like working on your body and wardrobe will really make you attractive. oh and charisma and that shit, being comfortable in your skin, but that comes with good body and good wardrobe.

>>8540535
lmfao yeah fucking right m8 that isn't you

>>8540378
what i mean by 4chan humor is basically i guess considered "meta" humor. i can't think of any examples, but i guess it's just overly sarcastic, to prove a point about sarcasm (see my name as an example).

essentially it's absurdist humor, which most people will miss and take literally.

>>8540529
1 LIKE= 10 PRAYER

>>8540459
some people don't have "model tier" faces, but get told they are good looking more than some guys with "model tier" faces because in certain settings, and just moving around they look interesting and cool.

i get told im good looking / hot / gorgeous a lot, but nobody on /fa/ would say one positive thing about me. it's actually funny, because at my old job my nickname was "model anon" (except my IRL name not anon) and girls would ask me why i don't model and i had to laugh because nobody here would believe that. yet, i've been offered a modeling contract or something when i was younger but my parents wouldnt let me do it.

im not saying i look like a model either.

>tfw ugly
>tfw someone complimented my hair anyway

t-thanks stranger.

>>8540608
and also it's worth noting that the general population doesn't consider male models very masculine, and many guys would even consider being called a "model" as an insult.

even though most guys wish they looked like a model.

>>8540610
i dont think girls compliment guys hair if the guy is ugly. i dont think girls really compliment guys at all about physical features unless they are attracted to them.

a girl may say "i like your shoes" to an ugly guy, but not "i like your hair"

just my two cents. i wouldnt know cuz i have stupid hair but am 10/10 pro and girls say i have nice hair.

>>8540626
The person who complimented me was a stereotypical fat neckbeard with an XXXL t-shirt and oversized cargo shorts, no joke.

What dose that mean? :^(

>>8540638
idk maybe im just stupid.

and if youre a girl stfu you retard. guys will always compliment girls.

>>8540644
>>8540638
because heres the thing:
fat neckbeards in XXXL shirts wouldn't compliment a GUY on his appearance unless it's "sick Assassins Creed shirt"

but he WILL go online and read "how to court girls" and eventually work up the courage to say "nice hair" and then expect you to ask for his number, and expect you to set up a date.

safe to say you are a girl.

>>8539709
>tfw gay
>tfw can woo attractive members of the opposite sex
>tfw can't woo attractive members of the same sex

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>mfw huge ass nose
>mfw huge ass ears
>mfw don't have skull shap for a buzzcut
>mfw hairline recceding, will eventually become bald and won't have a way of pulling it off
>mfw hair is curly and thick, literally any haircut looks like shit

>>8539574
K ;)

>>8541153
better dwell on the future instead of enjoying your present.

PS im just kidding man. the future sucks worse than the past. add me on tumblr and wiiverse.

>>8540529
fight?

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Is this tripfag from /lit/ attractive?

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>>8540099
updated, will be ratified by both parties today

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>tfw weak jaw
>tfw big head
at least im 6'0 130 lbs masterrace, r-r-right guys ?

>tfw god tier featured but eyebrow shape is not entirely symmetrical

>>8542217

Not to me.

>>8542243

Guess what: your whole face is asymmetrical.

>>8542217
very

>>8542247
nah

>>8542239
dude you have nothing to worry about face/ head wise

>>8542256

Everyone's is.

>>8542231
what font is this ? looks so nice

>>8541153

Better than curly thin hair

>>8542257
I've been told a couple of times lately, that I look even effeminate because of those cheek bones and no jaw ;_;

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> can't sleep
> dodgy rounded irish potato nose
> shit chin
> coffee birthmark under eye
> going grey at the sides at 20 y/o

Is there any hope 4 me /fa/ pls respond.

Excuse the hair it's 04:15 here.

>>8542328
I'm usually very generous but
you're ugly, sorry mate
you look like a butch lesbian

>>8542328
lose weight

>>8542336

shit

ey well at least I'm tall

>>8542328
7:21 am here, pussy

>>8542348
Lol you guys live in faggot time zones 1123 represent

>>8542328
I'm not trying to be nice. You have a nice and cute face. I recommend to either starve to get a /fa/ body or go to the gym a look sexy.
Do change the hair, It looked nice 2 years ago

>>8542328
You look like a cool guy. Chin up friend.

>>8542373

What haircut m9?

Also, started going to the gym about a month ago. I'm 6'2 and too broad to ever look good skinny, so I'm just gonna hammer it till I get sxc mussels.

>>8540117
>and remember, I URGE YOU, remember that 4chan humor IS NOT like real life humor.
>mfw qt chick and friends are next to me at the bus stop
>she sees me and giggles
>spaghetto.rar
>she stands closer
>starts small chat
>i somehow manage to follow the conversation and not spaghettiying
>3 min later i somehow mention 4chan
>"whats 4chan?"
>proceed to tell her that its this secret board where people post funny stuff
>"what kind of funny stuff?"
>my inner autism explodes, with spaghetti
>tell her about the porn, gore and traps thread
>say nigger, faggot and everything related at least 15 times
>she looks at me smiling trying not to look disgusted
>tfw the bus arrives and they dont aboard it
>tfw see her 2-3 times a week and she avoids me
>i-im still effay guise, right?

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>>8540535
LOL Anon, Just give up on thinking that you look good

>>8542328
woudl bang

>>8542439
rule #1 you idiot

>>8542439

>Black is modest and arrogant

>>8539590
>Stopped buying expensive clothes
>Just wear a pair of decent skinny jeans and a baggy band tee most days now
>People still ask me about 'fashion' and what clothes to buy

>>8542439
You made it, brah.

>>8542722
bald-chan is a miracle of the universe

ill be ready to get all the pussy in a few years when i dont have acne

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>>8542439
>Talking to girls about fashion
>They ask where I get my inspo and opinions from
>"Oh you know online"
>"Where online"
>"Just some message boards"
>"What like a forum"
>Inner revulsion at ego driven avatar driven forums
>"Not exactly, have you heard of fa?"
>"I don't get it"
>tfw tell male friends who know about 4chan you go on /fa/
>tfw they assume it's all fedora wearing fat autists talking about flame shirts

>>8542730
It's never gonna happen b0ss

>>8542730
>underage

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>have gf
>fun for awhile
>things with gf eventually turn sour and you fight all the time
>things end with gf
>now am extremely happy being alone

good times

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>>8542772
>"where online"
OOHHHHHH SHITTTTT NIGGER

>tfw dressing better.
>tfw it doesn't change the fact that I'm weird.

>>8540535
lack of money is not the problem dude

>tfw no nose bridge

>>8540535
>good looking as fuck
hahhahahhaahaHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL

>>8540535
>>8540529
lol no you're average as fuck nothing interesting about you and your profile proportions are terrible

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>>8542837

Own up to it you fuccboi

Your style is meant to be a projection of your personality

>>8540998
>tfw straight and i've caught more attractive guys checking me out than girls

>>8543128

I luv Roggie
His style clearly reflects his crazy ass cool personality

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that feel when no gf

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>>8543167
>tfw girlfriend you're slowly beginning to despise
>tfw live with her
>tfw can't leave for visa reasons
>tfw have to pretend still happy everyday

>>8539574
>tfw braces

>>8543220
this is how i feel about my friends.

>>8540378
how do you even pronounce fuccboi? like 'fuckboy' or what?

>>8540570
im not because you say im not?

>>8540459
should i believe you over people irl?

>>8542217
f-feminister?

>>8543220
dude

now that is a feel
makes my shit feel a bit petty

godspeed

>>8539592
do drugs

>>8539581
Looks are never irrelevant you bluepilled retard

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>tfw gf
>tfw got her into imagebords
>tfw can't post photos on /fa/ cause she will see and embarass me
>tfw she's scrolling /fa/ but buys shit clothes anyways
>tfw she's 5,4 and I,m 6 ft
>tfw she's not model skinny
>tfw she can read this and dump me

>>8543220
iktf

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>Going to get a haircut
>Needs to be "short" since I'll be working around food
>It will look shit for weeks until it grows out again

I wish I could just ponytail it like a girl and keep my regular hair

>>8544058
You cant ?
Wear a hat or something

>>8543875
W need to talk

>>8544093
She's not English speaking, nice try :^)

>>8544101
Nice try but you dun goofed, I mean what is she doing on 4chan if she can not understand english.

>>8544187
She understands it a bit, but mostly looking at pictures

>>8540529
lmao literally the easiest issue to overcome, get a job u entitled banana peel filled with poop

>>8540503
how many were fat or ugly.

post your example of a 7/10

>>8542217

She can enter my house and leave in the morning. Future calls depend on the performance.

>>8542231

I did a similar shit for me and my flatmates. And yeah, we want to know the font.


Now muh feels:
>start drinking more water
>now i need to go the bathroom sth like 7 times a day
>fug
1st world problems

>>8544262
Maybe it's Georgia ?

>>8539709

let's talk, don't wanna woo you but wanna absorb your /fa/-ness

>tfw trying to be effay but never get compliments.

>tfw give up and wear what feels comfortable.
>tfw suddenly getting compliments regularly about style and haircut when just half normcore / half prep

>>8544731
post fit

>>8543651
Iktf to well

YOU ALL SUCK AT LIFE. That's it. Bunch of depressed unconfident retards who doesn't understand shit about female psychology. I pity you. Really.

No one really give a shit about y'all. Really.

"I'm gonna get that haircut so everyone will like me"
"I do not have a strong jaw :("

FUCK OFF YOU SUCKERS. GET A FUCKING LIFE RETARDS

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>tfw zero charisma
>tfw short manlet, clothes looks bad on me
>tfw no sense of style
im garbage

>>8543875
If you're on snapchat, then i know who you are. Lol

>>8545157
post the snapchat

>>8539709
>2016-2
>being a faggot
There's your problem

>>8542328
Denny shop'd

>>8542772
>>tfw they assume it's all fedora wearing fat autists talking about flame shirts
They're trolling you, m8.

>>8540998
>lesbian
>this fucking feel, all dayerryday

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>>8545378
its ur style

>>8545388
Probably. More like lack of style; I'm fixing that now that I have a job and everything.

>>8545157
Never used it.

>>8540087
>>8540042
Virginia anons, holy shit. We should have a meetup in Georgetown or something. As long as we never photograph it to avoid turning into the next meetup meme.

>>8542243
Post face

>>8544809
implying you are an outsider?

>>8540535

$30
http://www.uniqlo.com/us/product/men-leggings-jeans-088053.html#68|/men/bottoms/jeans/leggings/|

>false
>true: most people think my CPs are cheap shit.

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>>8543220

>2014
>living with GF

what are you faggots doing with your life. ruining it.

>mfw gf's are parasitic creatures that feed on ruining fun & consuming your free time.

>>8545932
Do you have the luxury of a house or apartment to yourself? What do you do for a living? How much is your rent

>>8545935
>2014
>being poor
>being on a board largely revolving around buying expensive, impractical shit

kek

>>8545968
I'll take that as "I work for minimum wage, live with parents, they pay for my phone/internet/food, spend all money on common projects and RO moon boots"

>tfw manlet
>tfw h&m/uniqlo/levis-core poorfag
>tfw people (including grills) still sometimes compliment me on my clothes
>tfw p. ugly
>tfw odd creep
>tfw never had a gf

>>8545968
>thinking that shitty goth jeans and memeshoes are more /fa/ than living on your own like an adult

my sides
run along little one the adults are talking
there's no room in the conversation for marks

>>8544805
We know this
help would be appreciated

>>8540459
Loose that cheek fat and you'll be golden.

You can probably rock the aesthetic with a cheery attitude.

>>8539574
feel looking good

>>8545788

also VA anon here :/

>>8539709
>>8544731
I'm serious tho, I admire the fact that you have a unique sense of style and wanted to talk bout some things including originality. You've responded to some of my questions before and always have some pretty valuable things to say.
Email's in da field.
>InB4 dis guy's thirsty