>tfw i make girls jelly with my long eyelashes

>"anon, are you wearing mascara???"

i know this feel friend :)))

>>8497334
hahaa stop ittt !!

>>8497327
same

also my lips.

>>8497327
>>8497334
>>8497339
I realize this feeling as well friends!

>tfw im a girl and have been making girls jelly with my lashes since i was little

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tfw long eyelashes and glasses

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>>8497327
>tfw nice eyelashes but one of my eyelids is lower than the other

>>8497358
Pls b in londin. Also post pics

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>>8497386

>>8497396
If miniature eye-boats existed, they would travel down your eye-veins at 200 knots.

>>8497401
:3

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>>8497327
I know this feel.

>>8497396
those veins look disgusting
drink some water for fuck's sake

actually your skin color is disgusting

>>8497805
:( pls no

>>8497396
Your eye is beauty, are you in Chicago?

>>8497859
t-thanks :3 n nop texas

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post cats

>>8497327
I get that too, OP. Is a pretty flattering but strange feel.

>>8497327
Me also.

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>>8497867
:3

i seriously think it's a testosterone thing. teenage boys and bodybuilders, man

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gimme a break b. I've been smokin weed all day, so may b a bit red.

>>8497327
>>8497345
iktf

>>8497931
I could count on one arm how many times that joke made me laugh.

>2014
>not keeping laugh tally on arm

>>8497805
Nigger, please go.

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>>8497327
iktf bro
>at uni, Prof claims he has the longest eyelashes in the room
>girls won't have it, start comparing eyelashes
>his really are longer
>willing to bet mine are longer
>girls mirin my eyelashes
>omg anon yours are so long, can we trade
>laugh and come up with an autistic response as usual but its okay cause im sxy

>>8497401
ask this girl on a date and get 200 "nots"

lol jk jk shes prob cool i just thought it was a funny joke because 4chan feels

PS by cool i don't mean dateable, just cool to talk to online

Is this thread still onn

>>8497396
dat healthy thyroid

>>8498001
what the hell

>>8497370
go to bed, thom

>>8498088
the joke is like "not" like "no i will not go on a date with you"

never happened to me, because i'm a natural ladies man, but it's still funny. and dont take offense to being undateable. relationships are for lames. we can still hook up for sex and get drinks and stuff, it's all good.

>>8498123
who is this

>>8497935
clean up your eyebrows/10

>>8497862
dallas?

>>8498201
h-howd u know where i live

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Are my eyes pretty /fa/?

>>8498204
Are you rich and live in highlands?

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>>8497327

Then they speak to you for one minute and recognize your cripplingly embarassing personality traits and forget instantly about your inconsequential eyelashes.

It's pathetic as fuck to them, to me, to your fucking mom, and your employers.

(Let's not joke and imply you have or had a job).

>>8497370
rick leave

>>8498224
no and no

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>tfw flimsy lashes
>read this read
>the burning jealousy of a thousand suns rushing through my heart
f-fuck you guys ;-;

>>8498210
sooooo pretty <3

>>8498169
what type of question is that? It's me, the cool trip from /fa/ and 4chan.

>>8498301
bc if youre someone i talk to im goign to feel like shit

>>8498123
>dont take offense
im taking offense bc i may or may not know who this is

>>8497840
lold

>>8498347
yea the possibility of that is very, very high. dont worry about it though, 4chan is for jokes.
im not saying i wasnt being truthful about you being nondateable, but just dont worry about it.

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>>8498362

>>8498362
get on skyp i need to confirm this

nvm caue you wouldnt anyways lol

cryig

>>8498548
exactly. i was gonna say that if you knew me you woudln't expect me to get on skype

>>8498740
is this a joke

>being known as the guy with the softest hands

its an ok feel, i get to touch a lot of girls hands which is neat

>>8497797
green is the superior eye color

>>8497327
second time this week you posted about your fucking eyelashes. stop it.

>>8497370
I know that feeling all too well.

>Get asked if I am wearing makeup because mine are so long
>Sexy optician complimented me on them twice

Is this an actual compliment or just jelly?

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>>8499352
>being known as the guy with the smallest hands
feels bad man

>>8501006
tfw when tall and big head but small hands

>>8498061
how can u tell

>>8501123
yeah....how the frick would they kno smth like that lol

>>8497859
lol the thirst on this board is so embarrassing. niggas going ape over a fucking eye photo.

The only person in this thread with some-what long lashes is the chick. You other 3 dudes have normal lashes. Her's aren't even that long. This board is so awfully vain.

>>8501237
shut up lashlet, ur jus jeluz

>>8501260
> lashlet

Lmao

>>8497327
are you me? :^D