what do I tell my barber if I want a cut like this

>>12715437
A noose

"Just fuck my shit up senpai"

>>12715437
>"make me look like I'd buy cum as moisturizer"

Just tell him that you're a faggot and that you want everybody who looks at you to immediately know it.

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>>12715437

>>12715437

find a young barber the ask for #1 on the sides and 2 inches on top
the #1 refers to the buzz machine attachment

also tell the barber to use the straight razor to give you a really sharp hairline.

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>>12715437
Why the hell did he do that to his hairline? If you have natty NW0 and are white (very uncommon) like that you should go for a prettyboy longer hairstyle

>>12715594
What do you mean by natty? How else can you change your hairline with out plugs?

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>>12715611
I mean you could get a hair transplant, but yeah it would look stupid and unnatural most often since most adult white males have at least a NW1 (especially meds and nordics). This guy has a natty NW0 though and should take advantage of his boyish appearance.

you: im tired of being white i want to transition into the real master race
barber: say no more senpai *cuts your hair while inserting his cock in your anal cavity*

>>12715437
I can't look away. All forms of tech beards are NO. This is one of the worst though.

>>12715437
the photoshop cut

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>>12715594
>how does the girl sit on water?!

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Make me look a pack of five gum

>>12716133
*like a pack
You dumb cunt

>>12716136
kek

>>12716136
like a pakie cunt

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>>12715437