Why are men's shorts these days so gay? It's like

>>12709319
stop shopping at vineyard vines

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>>12709320
It's not just at vineyard vines, this faggotry is everywhere

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The like when the shorts back then were actually short

>there are no solid colors shorts being made in the world right now
You are stuck with poor searching skills and eye sight. The first 2 of your picture are pretty normal, except for the colors.
The worst faggotry is in you.

>>12709367
>first two are normal
Maybe for frat boy faggots or trust fund babbies vacationing on the east coast

I would look like a tool in these shorts

>>12709393
my guess is you look like a tool anyway so don't worry about.

>>12709393
You are tool already.
There is nothing unusual about them besided the colors.

>>12709393
>I would look like a tool
yes you do

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These look better but I feel like they only work with a specific shoe/shirt combo.

Im just looking for casual shorts to wear with a t-shirt and none of this Tommy Bahama shit

>>12709423
sweatshorts

>>12709319
>describing a garment as 'gay'

fuck off

>>12709319
>can't do a simple google search
you're helpless OP

there are plenty of decent looking shorts OP are you retarded

>>12709345
What the fuck

>>12709319
Try H&M

Can any aus cunts help me out. Looking for decent slim fitting stretch chino shorts that are ABOVE THE KNEE and not baggy as fuck. I've looked everywhere and they're all either baggy or past the knee.

>>12710582
wtf are you serious? literally any mallcore mens wear shop

>>12709319
>tfw your legs are too big for anything other than gym shorts

>>12709423
left is a pretty good outfit. that's the height of shorts you want to go for if you're not trying to look gay or insecure

>>12711103
Maybe its just my local "malls" but theres fucking none.

>>12709670
tumblr.com

>>12709319
Wearing shorts when you're trying to look good is always gay. I only wear basketball shorts or pyjama shorts and that's when I'm not trying to look good.

>>12711182
you dont have roger david? topman? yd? politix? aquila? tarocash? or even fucking target?

and 'shoppingcentrecore' sounds dumb af

>shorts

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why are so many guys wearing only bland and uninteresting colors?! are they so insecure about their sexuality that they can't even wear pretty colors?

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You're not looking in the right places

>>12709423
Where to cop?

>>12711515
black is a pretty colour, right? well at least in my opinion

>>12711625
black is the backbone of any good wardrobe and most fits, but it's more handsome than pretty.

>>12711515
That pink is ugly as shit. I fucking love pink as a colour, but that pink is ugly as shit. A good pink is a lot duller and unobtrusive. That mint tie is ugly as shit as well to be quite honest. All of his colours are simply too bright.

>>12711625

only black skin (piggies dont reply)

GOAT shorts

https://www.jcrew.com/p/mens_category/shortsswim/dockshorts/dock-short-in-stretch-chino/G3105

>>12711515
white people can't pull off bright colors most of the time

>>12709345
Acceptable.

wear pants like a man should

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You can pull a fit like this to look casual and athletic rather than fratty / gay / try hard.

Shorts, outside of the gym are always a mistake.

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>>12712794
If you live in fucking Alaska

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>>12711434
>>12712588
>>12712794
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>>12709319
>not knowing frat-core
lmao beta male over here

>>12711922
I wouldn't say I like pink, but lavender is god tier.

>>12709345
But I got bullied when I posted proper shorts on a WAYWT thread

I wear guy's shorts even though I am female since they are so gay-looking anyway. Also they have large pockets, so convenient. Makes me wonder why do women always get these useless pockets for fuck's sake, who the hell wants to carry around a purse all day?

Shorts are gay in general

>>12709345
Can I get shorts this length these days. Non jeans would be nice

>>12709327
is it wrong to like this?
>>12712626
where to cop

I wear a pair of above-the-knee slim chino shorts in a faded sand color.

They're comfy and I'm a faggot with nice legs so they fit me well.

>>12713013
>who the hell wants to carry around a purse all day?

I do lol (I'm a dude)

When I'm at college, I carry a backpack that contains my EDC stuff, but I carry a Rick tote/dustbag otherwise and I think it goes quite well with my style

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>>12713013
The only pocket chicks need, you fucking trap, is that one that wraps around my big white cock

>>12714661
the wallet?

>>12709345
Right guy at least has his shorts cut to make room for the crotch and wears a T-shirt to go with it for a casual match. Left guy's looks hilariously bad and uncomfortable...judging from the visible outline of the balls.

>>12712626

wore this exact fit today lol

>>12714554
God that must be inconvenient